Random Fact of the Chapter:
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
*Real Facts*
*catchy music plays*
Obi-Wan: Hello. I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Anakin: Hi!
Obi-Wan: Well say your name, Anakin.
Anakin: No I wanted to start this show differently by me not saying my name.
Obi-Wan: Uh…whatever. Today were going to do things a little differently.
Anakin: See? Different! Oh and it was my idea.
Obi-Wan: Of coarse it was Anakin.
Anakin: Today we will be using code names. Okay, mine will be…
*camera stays on Anakin*
Anakin: Um… Agent Applesauce.
Obi-Wan: I'll be, Obi-Wan.
Anakin: That's not original. Oh and that was so 5 weeks ago.
*Obi-Wan picks up a bowl of applesauce*
Anakin: Hey! That's one of my props.
Obi-Wan: No it's not. It's my lunch.
*Anakin tries to grab the applesauce. Obi-Wan pulls it away. He pretends to lick it and gives it to Anakin*
Anakin: Awe thanks!
Obi-Wan: But Anakin, I licked that!
Anakin: No you didn't. Your tongue hovered over it.
*Anakin scooped up the sauce into his mouth. He then grabs Obi-Wan's sleeve and wipes his mouth*
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN!
Anakin: Yes Master?
Obi-Wan:
Anakin: So today's talk is about good hygiene.
Obi-Wan: What? Anakin you don't give a darn about hygiene!
Anakin: Well it's more appropriate than talking about how cows say moo?
Obi-Wan: We were going to talk about fanny packs today.
Anakin: Oh my gosh, you're right! We were! So my opinion-
Obi-Wan: I'll go first how about? Okay, I know the first originated from Rodia-
Anakin: No from Honduras.
Obi-Wan: Padawan?
Anakin: It's Honduras dude. (A/N: Me and my friend Sophie. LOL INSIDE JOKE)
Obi-Wan: Why would, wait…what's a Honduras?
Anakin: That's where they were born.
Obi-Wan: Fanny packs are fabric and some zippers.
Anakin: Your point is?
Obi-Wan: It's too quiet. Where's Ahsoka?
Anakin: Yeah, were missing the other A in GWAAO.
Obi-Wan: Oh well, back to fanny packs.
Anakin: Hold on…can we discuss something that isn't as depressing?
Obi-Wan: Um like what?
Anakin: Like…DYNAMITE!
Obi-Wan: I don't feel comfortable with that subject.
Anakin: Did you say that you'd like to be my test subject? Alright!
*Anakin runs out of the studio. As he walks out Ahsoka walks in*
Obi-Wan: Where were you Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: Well, Master Skywalker said I had to get a job.
Obi-Wan: A job?
Ahsoka: Yeah and-
Obi-Wan: Where do you work?
Ahsoka: Ugh, Chili My Bowl.
Obi-Wan: Didn't someone find a finger in their chili?
Ahsoka: It was a thumb!
Obi-Wan: Why would you work there?
Ahsoka: Eh, I like chili.
Obi-Wan: I always make chili for dinner! You two never eat it!
Ahsoka: Well, you use your MeeMaw's recipe…
Obi-Wan: And?
Ahsoka: It's not very…edible.
Obi-Wan: Then how did you start to like chili?
Ahsoka: I started to work at Chili My Bowl!
*Anakin walks in with to sticks of dynamite*
Anakin: Hey! I got the dynamite!
Ahsoka: What is going on?
Obi-Wan: Anakin! I am NOT your test subject!
*Obi-Wan stood up*
Anakin: Ha! Look Ahsoka's here! Help me tape these on Obi-Wan…
Ahsoka: Um sure!
Obi-Wan: Wait…no…NO!
*They started to tackle Obi-Wan to put the dynamite sticks on him*
Anakin: Ha! There!
Ahsoka: I got the flame thrower!
Anakin: Whoa, where'd you get that?
Ahsoka: One of the clones let me borrow it!
Anakin: Sweet! Light the dynamo!
*Ahsoka lights the flame thrower. She releases an evil grin. Anakin claps his hands*
Obi-Wan: AWE-
*Padme appears*
Padme: Please enjoy this message from Dooku.
"Dooku comes on screen with a fire and bookshelves in the background*
Dooku: (Okay it didn't work for some reason. If a really long word appears good.) . A lung disease.
*Hits a gong. Padme returns to the screen*
Padme: Ugh, thank you. Tune in next week…
*Obi-Wan runs out of the building on fire*
Obi-Wan: DEAR GOD, HELP ME!
Padme: for more acttion?
*Firedroid runs to Obi-Wan and sprays him. Obi-Wan's pants fall down*
Obi-Wan: That's better…
