Random Fact of the Chapter:

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

*Real Facts*


*catchy music plays*

Obi-Wan: Hello. I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Anakin: Hi!

Obi-Wan: Well say your name, Anakin.

Anakin: No I wanted to start this show differently by me not saying my name.

Obi-Wan: Uh…whatever. Today were going to do things a little differently.

Anakin: See? Different! Oh and it was my idea.

Obi-Wan: Of coarse it was Anakin.

Anakin: Today we will be using code names. Okay, mine will be…

*camera stays on Anakin*

Anakin: Um… Agent Applesauce.

Obi-Wan: I'll be, Obi-Wan.

Anakin: That's not original. Oh and that was so 5 weeks ago.

*Obi-Wan picks up a bowl of applesauce*

Anakin: Hey! That's one of my props.

Obi-Wan: No it's not. It's my lunch.

*Anakin tries to grab the applesauce. Obi-Wan pulls it away. He pretends to lick it and gives it to Anakin*

Anakin: Awe thanks!

Obi-Wan: But Anakin, I licked that!

Anakin: No you didn't. Your tongue hovered over it.

*Anakin scooped up the sauce into his mouth. He then grabs Obi-Wan's sleeve and wipes his mouth*

Obi-Wan: ANAKIN!

Anakin: Yes Master?

Obi-Wan:

Anakin: So today's talk is about good hygiene.

Obi-Wan: What? Anakin you don't give a darn about hygiene!

Anakin: Well it's more appropriate than talking about how cows say moo?

Obi-Wan: We were going to talk about fanny packs today.

Anakin: Oh my gosh, you're right! We were! So my opinion-

Obi-Wan: I'll go first how about? Okay, I know the first originated from Rodia-

Anakin: No from Honduras.

Obi-Wan: Padawan?

Anakin: It's Honduras dude. (A/N: Me and my friend Sophie. LOL INSIDE JOKE)

Obi-Wan: Why would, wait…what's a Honduras?

Anakin: That's where they were born.

Obi-Wan: Fanny packs are fabric and some zippers.

Anakin: Your point is?

Obi-Wan: It's too quiet. Where's Ahsoka?

Anakin: Yeah, were missing the other A in GWAAO.

Obi-Wan: Oh well, back to fanny packs.

Anakin: Hold on…can we discuss something that isn't as depressing?

Obi-Wan: Um like what?

Anakin: Like…DYNAMITE!

Obi-Wan: I don't feel comfortable with that subject.

Anakin: Did you say that you'd like to be my test subject? Alright!

*Anakin runs out of the studio. As he walks out Ahsoka walks in*

Obi-Wan: Where were you Ahsoka?

Ahsoka: Well, Master Skywalker said I had to get a job.

Obi-Wan: A job?

Ahsoka: Yeah and-

Obi-Wan: Where do you work?

Ahsoka: Ugh, Chili My Bowl.

Obi-Wan: Didn't someone find a finger in their chili?

Ahsoka: It was a thumb!

Obi-Wan: Why would you work there?

Ahsoka: Eh, I like chili.

Obi-Wan: I always make chili for dinner! You two never eat it!

Ahsoka: Well, you use your MeeMaw's recipe…

Obi-Wan: And?

Ahsoka: It's not very…edible.

Obi-Wan: Then how did you start to like chili?

Ahsoka: I started to work at Chili My Bowl!

*Anakin walks in with to sticks of dynamite*

Anakin: Hey! I got the dynamite!

Ahsoka: What is going on?

Obi-Wan: Anakin! I am NOT your test subject!

*Obi-Wan stood up*

Anakin: Ha! Look Ahsoka's here! Help me tape these on Obi-Wan…

Ahsoka: Um sure!

Obi-Wan: Wait…no…NO!

*They started to tackle Obi-Wan to put the dynamite sticks on him*

Anakin: Ha! There!

Ahsoka: I got the flame thrower!

Anakin: Whoa, where'd you get that?

Ahsoka: One of the clones let me borrow it!

Anakin: Sweet! Light the dynamo!

*Ahsoka lights the flame thrower. She releases an evil grin. Anakin claps his hands*

Obi-Wan: AWE-

*Padme appears*

Padme: Please enjoy this message from Dooku.

"Dooku comes on screen with a fire and bookshelves in the background*

Dooku: (Okay it didn't work for some reason. If a really long word appears good.) . A lung disease.

*Hits a gong. Padme returns to the screen*

Padme: Ugh, thank you. Tune in next week…

*Obi-Wan runs out of the building on fire*

Obi-Wan: DEAR GOD, HELP ME!

Padme: for more acttion?

*Firedroid runs to Obi-Wan and sprays him. Obi-Wan's pants fall down*

Obi-Wan: That's better…