Thank you to all of my reviewers. I forgot to tell you last chapter, that tea'sfavoriteharumboy is helping me to write the story. Thanks again. Now, on with the story!
The Day That Tea Was On Her Period
After barfing once more, Yami began to walk towards the house, feeling quite nauseated, with Tea walking close but not too close behind. They soon reached the house. By this point in time, Yami was so dizzy that she was about to fall on her face.
MAN, I FEEL SO DIZZY. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? Slowly, Yami began to fall forward. She was about to hit her face on the glass coffee table. OH MAN, THIS IS GONNA HURT, SHE THOUGHT. But for Yami the pain never came. Instead she was pushed into the overused couch. A young woman had saved him. It was Tea.
From upstairs, Yumi heard a soft thud as Tea hit the floor. Yumi had been trying to figure out how a tampon worked. She had managed to get the applicator inside but didn't realize that the tampon was inside of it. She pulled her underwear up and screamed in pain as she stood up. The applicator was causing her a severe amount of pain as it stuck out of her body.
Tea, now standing and looking at Yami had heard Yumi's high pitched scream of agony. "I'll be right back, Yami," Tea's voice sounded with fear. "Ok, Tea."
Tea dashed up the stairs. WHAT THE HELL DID YUMI DO NOW! She thought to herself. Yumi was currently madly cursing and screaming in pain. NOW I KNOW WHY BEING A GIRL IS SHITTY. Yumi thought.
Tea slammed the bathroom door open. "Yumi, what the hell is going on in here?" She yelled in panic. She could see the pain and pleading look in Yumi's eyes. With a quivering voice Yumi began to tell her story. "…And that's how I tried to use a tampon."
Not being able to bear it any longer, Yami walked upstairs to see what was wrong with his hikari. She walked in to find Tea helping Yumi to put the tampon in correctly. Yami passed out from the site of blood. Tea looked behind herself to find Yami's body on the floor. WELL, SHE SURE DOES PASS OUT A LOT, Tea thought amused.
After teaching Yumi how to take the tampon applicator out, and leave the tampon itself in, she picked up Yami's female body. OH SHIT, She thought. There was a big bloody spot on the carpet.
DAMN IT! NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO GIRLS WHO ARE ON THEIR FIRST PERIODS! WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO NOW? YAMI IS PASSED OUT AND IN MY ARMS. YUMI PUT IN HER FIRST TAMPON, AFTER DOING IT INCORRECTLY, FIRST, AND NOW SHE IS DOWNSTAIRS EATING CHOCOLATE! Tea thought frantically.
"Yami, will you please wake up? Please? You've started your first period and are bleeding." The body stirred slightly in her arms. "Tea, why does my head hurt and why do I feel extremely wet in my lower portions of my body?"
Tea, not sure what to do, told him once again that she had started her period. "What the hell is a period?" Tea shifted slightly. "You mean you don't know? Man, for an ancient pharaoh, you sure are dumb. Basically you have blood drip out of you for a few days. It sounds a lot better than it actually is, trust me. Yumi knows that as well. Because seriously, females feel like crap during this time, that's why I was so spacy and grumpy the other day."
Until next time, ciao
Chris's girl 14
