Author's note! Fourth chapter up and at it! Enjoy! Those of you who make it to the end get a little surprise! Hope you like it! I know I do! Read and Review!


Leila...Leila wake up!" A stern female voice called out. I yelped and rubbed at my hazel-green eyes groggily. When my sight focused, I looked over towards the driver's seat as my mother looked at me somewhat annoyed. Her brown eyes held that stern glare he always gave kids. "Yeah Mom. I'm awake." I muttered softly as she nodded, turning back in her seat as she tapped the button near the car's stereo to unlock the doors.

"Good. Take Vanitas there with you to check the place out. I'll be out here waiting." Mom explained.

"How come you can't come with us?" I asked, unbuckling my seat belt as I started to jerk my door open.

"I'm not one for big stores like these." she replied as Vanitas smirked while I could tell that he was both cracking up and crying on the inside from yesterday.

"Right, well if we get in trouble for being our age and buying certain items I will tell them where you are. Vanitas I need you to memorize exactly where we are in this parking lot." But before he could say anything I brought him out and shut the car door.

We strolled up towards the building, making our way inside. I shuddered, the place was so damn cold. And most of the people waiting about looked ready to enter one too.

"Hey can you get me a cart from the entrance Vanitas?" He nodded.

"I'll be back in a few minutes." he said gently yet smirking. If only it was just getting the cart! If only I had known the reason that he said "minutes". I would have never let him go alone. After this I am going to be in SO much trouble. To make that clear that means that I'd have to really watch him when we headed off to mom because she can sense when we are not ourselves. I'm screwed. Why? Because of this certain event:

I just shrugged and nodded at his comment. I was a few steps ahead as I ventured deeper into the large store. I looked around at all the aisles of things ranging from hardware all the way to makeup and cosmetics and even furniture. Damn this place was as big as a mall! No it could probably eat up a whole mall and shit out three mini Wal-marts that are still bigger than the mall.

"Welcome to Wal-mart miss!" A very energetic blonde said, standing a few paces to my left as I yelped and jumped, getting into a karate stance before I sweatdropped looking to the male. He was apparently a worker due to his matching blue uniform with the smiley on his name tag that read "Mark".

"Er...hi? I don't think that I have seen you around here. Are you new?" I said with a puzzled expression as the man chuckled nodding his head.

"Yup! I'm the new greeter miss. You must come here often if you knew that I was new! How often? We had to force a lot of other greeters who were here before because of a new age barrier that the company made. Now us younger ones help you around and give you carts." he explained in that peppy voice of his as I sweatdropped.

"You...get paid to greet people? I didn't know that they paid people for this. I thought that they were volunteers. They always seemed too happy to do this just for money...and actually I shop here all the time for my groceries! I am glad that they brought new people in! Good to see new faces! By the way did you see a medium height raven haired boy my age come through here?" I asked as the man thought for a few minutes before nodding.

"Yes I did ma'm...he went towards the electronics down that way." He said, pointing towards to the north as I blinked.

"Thank you. I will see you around!" I said before I started to walk in said direction. I stopped short when I heard a light cough.

"Er miss...is that who you are looking for?" the greeter Mark asked, pointing towards the entrance and exit doors where Vanitas was in plain view...trying to shove open an automatic exit door, cursing and scowling all the while. I facepalmed; Great! What the heck was messing with his head today? First the gentle yet still suspicious smirk and now this? Then going to the electronics but being at the entrance? Did he use his powers to confuse me or something? I thanked the man before I made my way towards the exit, sweatdropping when said doors swung open and knocked Vanitas on his behind with little effort. Sighing, I helped him up and dragged him into the store, passing by another greeter and tuned them out and headed towards the grocery end of the store. Once we were there, I searched the shelves and got what we needed. Vanitas had given me a list of what he used to eat. Lucky for us he is actually pretty similar to our usual items. I turned to the spot where I had seen Vanitas looking at the variety...only to find he was gone. Crap!

"Vanitas?...Van where are ya?!" I asked, looking around franticly. Not good, who knows what he was up to? No calm down...maybe he just had to go to the bathroom. Turning I rushed over to where I saw one of the many placed bathrooms, bypassing another greeter. How many of these guys were there?! And I seriously hope they didnt greet or asked questions to people after they got out of the bathroom...as in "Did you enjoy our faclities?" or something to that extent. Sneaking my way in, I looked under all the stalls. Damn no sign of him. I just prayed he was in the right state of mind...after all he was unpredictable when not himself. As if he truly is normally. Making my way out of the bathroom, (luckily the female bathroom was just across from the men's bathroom so it seemed like I was in the right area) I shoved past the same greeter from a few moments earlier as I continued walking. I was searching through the games section when I heard elderly ladies cry out from the clothing section. When I heard an elderly lady cry out louder in surprise headed over towards that direction, trying to peer over the insanely tall shelves. Dammit, why did they have to be so tall?! Life just wasnt fair in the height department. Straining my neck and standing on a few boxes, I saw the woman run down the aisle ahead as...a flying teapot chased after her, spewing steam at her as it fluttered along in a drunken fashion. Yup this was Van's work. It was a unique gift...and Vanitas could abuse the hell out of it if he wanted to. Jumping over the shelf, I quickly landed on the teapot, oofing when I crushed it under me as the lady continued running. "You're welcome." I muttered as I got up then and headed towards the next aisle, where more chaos was ensuing.

"How the hell did this get in here?!" A man yelled, clutching several pairs of women's panties and jars of Vaseline in his hands. I slightly chuckled at my brother's sick humor and looked around more to try to find him as I continued running. Now I had reached the other aisles that had any kind of electronics or appliances. I gave a heavy sigh, this was going to be a long day. I saw cameras of the store and most of them showed Vanitas staring up at the camera swaying side to side. The last and most recent one made me worried. In this one the announcers came up over the inter-come telling about new deals and Vanitas stopped in his tracks and dropped to the floor mumbling something about how the "evil voices of death" were in his head again. It continued for about ten minutes until he finally got up, looked back at the camera, and flipped it off. He was not himself when he did that though. Before the announcer yes. After it no. He had a crazy Chucky smile and eyes that were wide open. I knew then that he was high off his unexperienced ass. However I failed to see the next thing sneak up on me. I turned when I felt someone literally breathing down my neck. I turned around to see ''Vanitas" staring right at me with his smirking face maybe a centimeter away from mine. " Looking for me?" he said in some low kind of growl. If he wasn't my brother that would have been sexy as hell. He then turned and sped off. I chased after him once again.

"Dammit Vanitas where are you?!" I hollared, yelping then when I slipped on something slimey and faceplanted hard into the floor's smooth surface. Groaning I looked up to see a banana peel...oh you got to be kidding me. I didnt know what was worse; Vanitas placing such a predictable cartoon cliche trap..or me falling for it. Sitting up, I rubbed my head a few times before I blinked and glared at the peel. Then I stood back up to continue my search. I saw that there were plenty of others who fell for it. I then heard something give off Vanitas's laugh. It was a recorded megaphone. Yup he was in the 'cause as much chaos as possible' state of mind. Wonderful. "VANITAS!" I hollered. I made my way around all of the peels as I ran off to the unsearched sections. Ten minutes later and many twists and turns later I found myself in the clothing aisle. I noticed Vanitas had been here too, due to his little 'Flood' unverse minions running about the top shelves. Some were simply knocking stuff over, causing the purses or accessories to land on unaware shopper's heads. That or the more mischievous ones were putting tampons in single male's carts and condemns or Vagasil in other older male's carts. I couldnt help but chuckle inwardly at the surprised and embarrassed expressions some of the guys gave off when seeing these items fall into their carts, right when women would walk past and notice too. I managed to chase off a few of the floods, but the others just poofed away; hopefully they wouldnt alert Vanitas to my location cause I had to ambush him Walking towards more of the clothing aisles, I shoke my head. Van was no doubt here...considering every time a cute girl walked past a clothing rack, a voice sang out "Pick me! Pick me!" or a hand holding a mirror would move out under the rack if she was wearing a skirt. I knew that it was an unversed hand but I did know he had to be nearby though. The only other place and the one he had to be in had to be near the changing stations. Making my way inside, I looked about the stalls. I really didnt want to have to look under them. So instead I opted to knock on them. I got a few female responses, mostly rude. When I was near the third to the last one, I sweatdropped when I heard groans, moans, and grunts...Vanitas. What the heck possessed you?!...and what the heck did you learn from dad? Then I saw liquid coming out from under the stall. Ewwww!

A puff of smoke came out from under there and I almost barfed when I heard him behind me. "You jus jealous you aint got a bod like this lil woman. Imma real man unlike yous! For yous perverted info I jus peed notin else!" I was somewhat relieved by that statement. He grinned and laughed afterwards. I chased after him, luckily he wasent teleporting away this time, giving me a chance to catch him. We made our way into the health and cosmetics section again as Vanitas skillfully leapt over shopper's carts with the skill of a gymist, while I clumsily crashed into them or had to swerve to avoid collisions. Dammit I had to learn how to do more parkour in my free time. I started to gain on him a little, only to yelp failing when the sneak had grabbed a thing of tampons and ripped them open, before flinging them at me like lethal daggers.

"Ack Gross Vanitas!" I yelled, freaking out as I dodged and ducked them the best I could...though i felt bad for the man behind me who got the brunt of most of them. Forcing the sick feeling away, I ran as fast as I could. I growled out, feeling my temper flaring even more as I made my way into the next aisle..where my twin was terrorizing a woman and her children, foaming at the mouth ( well really it was whipped cream that he was downing like a shot) as he beat this little kid at his Nintendo game then smashed it into pieces. The kid cried. He cackled when they dashed off screaming before pulling out said can of whip cream, downing more of it. He then sent pineapples at me that were all frozen while singing the Songebob Squarepants themesong, but with his own twist to the words.

"Whooo gets slapped by a pineapple under the seeeeeeeea? MY SISTER LEILA!" He sang out as I twitched glaring. We made our way into the pet section, Vanitas was a few good yards ahead of me unfortunatly. Using his fast reflexes, he leapt over a nearby register and grabbed the microphone, tapping it a few times.

"Attention shoppers, attention shoppers...testicles..that is all. And someone PLEASE tell me if thy have swinging hanging sex chairs on sale here!"

"VAN!" I hollared, twitching as I closed in on his location.

"We have a wet blanket on aisle five, wet blanket on aisle five!"Vanitas then added with a snicker, leaping out of harm's way moments before I could tackle him, as instead I faceplanted into the register. Scowling I regained my focus and moved around the counter, chasing after the insane ravenette once more.

"HELP RAPE, RAPE, SHE WANTS MY CHERRY!" Vanitas then hollared to those he passed by while pointing towards me, causing me to eep and stumble, giving him time to get space further between us. I started to panic some when he started to gain speed. But to my luck I noticed a skateboard display off to the right. Grinning I grabbed a nice sized one and jumped on it, pushing it forward a few paces as I closed in on him. Then at the last moment I kicked off it as it sped forward, catching Vanitas's feet under it as he lost control and yelled, crashing into a display of fish food.

"You're cornered 'Vanitas'...I'm going to murder you, bury you, revive you, and murder you again. And not all the flounder or angel fish in the world can save you." I sad darkly as I stood over him and cracked my knuckles, giving him a demonic evil grin as he meeped, looking terrified for once. Then the inter-come came on. " NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM SSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Vanitas cried. He looked to a greeter that was leaving the department cautiously while trembling. " YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" The greeter jumped and ran for his life to another section of the store. Then Vanitas let himself fall to the floor unconscious. He opened his eyes a few minutes later and looked up at me as I blinked and sighed relieved. His eyes said it all. He was back to normal! YAY! "Wow that was really...wow." I said dumbfounded.

"I'm in trouble...arent I?" he mewed out as I shook my while trying to hide a smile.

"You will be though if we don't get moving like now. Vanitas with you, Wal-Mart, and an intercome I swear you get possessed by the wacko ghost. We came here to shop Vanitas. Not cause world war three!"

"Yes but YOU were the one that was supposed to WATCH me! That kind greeter Mark you talked to left little ol' me alone for eight minutes to get all hyped up! That's when I ran off. So don't think this is all your poor wittle brother's fault. Yes I may be in trouble with the law. But I already am!" He argued and I flinched. Note to self...murder Mark with a rabid chipmunk next time I see him. He must have noticed me flinch because he immediately toned it down. " Sheesh. You always this jumpy."

"...n-no..."

" Leila. What happened? I seriously do not have any memory of it."

"Nothing like what you mean."

" Then why did you flinch?

"I-it's n-n-noth-thing."

"Now hold on sis, a guy like me knows when something is up. Besides I am your brother. We even have that gene that tells us so. Even if it is just from our dad. Come on spill it." Vanitas pointed out.

"And you could have done something a little less destructive!" I tried to change the subject as I frowned and stared down at the floor.

"...Sorry sis." Vanitas muttered out, feeling bad now as I then softened my face before smiling. IT WORKED! YES!

"Well...apology accepted. But we still need to finish shopping. AND NO MORE DESTRUCTION!" I then said, sending a playful glare my brother's way as he waved his hands defensivly and grinned.

"Hey no worries im on your side now sis!" He meeped out.

"Alright then. Now let's get finished please." I said with a light sigh, grateful to see that store greeters weren't around and the cameras were not even up. We then continued to walk swiftly through the store back to the cart then proceeded to take MAYBE five minutes and the cart was full and we were done shopping. I brought Vanitas to the video game section so he could go to pick out some games. After all, he dropped the ones from yesterday at the store and we didn't go back. Surprisingly he found them all. I must admit he had GREAT taste in his games. Well he decided to hold on to them so that way he could make sure he didn't drop them. Anytime someone would look at him he would just say "Mine!" and got closer to me. Finally we got to the cash register. I started to put everything on the assembly line and then the cashier lady started to scan the items. I turned to Vanitas, " Okay. Hand me the games so I can pay for them." "MINE" he yelled. " Vanitas, I have to show the lady which ones we are buying. She will put them in a bag that makes them all easier to carry. Then I will give them back to you. Okay? Just give them to me and you will get them right back." Vanitas eyed me and the cashier then slowly handed me the games. I handed them to the lady and she scanned the games one by one. " Wow. Magic!" Vanitas said in awe. The cashier looked at both of us weirdly and I immediately told her that it was his first time in a grocery store because he has been very protected up until this point. The lady looked relieved and nodded happily. She finished scanning the items and I put the bags in the cart. She handed me the receipt and Vanitas and I were walking out when we turned to see a mother and her child arguing at a register. Vanitas thought that it was hilarious and was clutching the bag of games to his chest either out of protectiveness or out of catching his breath. " Vanitas are you okay?" I asked concerned.

"Yeah. I-I'm fine. It's just that they are actually arguing because of me. Pfft. Hahaha!" He clutched the bag tighter.

"What do you mean? They are arguing over chocolate bars. Wait a sec. Vanitas, what did you do?!"

"Hey Mom, what's for dinner anyways?" I then asked after a few minutes of silence passed as mother chuckled.

"Well about a half hour ago when you were chasing me I heard them having an argument about the kid not being allowed to have chocolate. When neither of them were looking I put about thirty Hershey bars in the cart!" Vanitas explained proudly.

"You WHAT?! Okay lets get out to the car NOW!" I said before pushing both him and the cart towards the exit. All of the sudden we heard a loud "BOOM!" from the grocery department. " Vanitas..." I mewed out slowly.

"I also may have put about ten jugs of antifreeze from the auto department into the grocery freezers." Vanitas blushed.

O.O..." Lets go now. And next time we come here I will give you an ipod to listen to so you can't here anything else." With that I brought him straight out of the store.

We packed the car and got into the back seats. While packing the trunk I told Vanitas not to tell a word to anyone, ESPECIALLY Mom. We didn't and I just told her that I was showing him all around the store. She bought it and we were not brutally murdered. " Hey mom what's for dinner?" I said once again trying to change the subject.

"Salmon."

I recalled the past hour and felt my stomach jump as barfed a little in my mouth. Vanitas had the same reaction.

"Egh...I think I lost my appetite." We said in unison.


Time skip!

Me: So... What did you guys think? Good, Great, Needs improvement. Please let me know.

Vanitas: I think it was hilarious! I didn't know I did all that... Neither did I know that you had such a dirty mouth! You really are my sister! You verbally harmed Wal-Mart while I physically offended both Wal-Mart and the unsuspecting, innocent shoppers! Poor kid...I mean kids. I mean kiddies. Damn it! I can't even talk like I used to! Not that I want to. But some things I do!

Me: Then say it! You have said plenty of other things!

Vanitas: I still wish those kids were Ventus... and I really did not know that such popular places were this easy to terrorize...pathetic really XD

Me: SO SORRY WAL-MART! NONE OF THIS WILL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN BY VANITAS OR ME. PROMISE!

Vanitas: Again in emphasis! HAhahahaha! Next chapter is...*drum roll by unversed* The Caesar's Casino chapter! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! MWAHAHAHA! Wohoo!

Me: This will be fun. Anyways lets end this like normal people for once!

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