A NEW CHAPTER!!
Link and Dark Link meet, Link takes one look at him and says, "WOW, am I really that hot?" Freaked out, Dark Link screams "HOMO!" and runs away.
In MM, When Kafie asks link to deliver his pendant to Anju, Link says to himself, "Shucks, I'm just gonna keep it." He goes back in time and finds that he lost it, "SHOOT"
Zelda is dropping off link at the Market. She grabs her wallet and pulls out 10 rupees. Link takes the entire wallet (which has 50 rupees) and says "Thanks for the gift!"
Link is shopping in the Market and buys deku nuts. The guy says "That will be 50 rupees." Link says "WHAT, I'M THE HERO OF TIME, I DEMAND A DISCOUNT!!" Then he grabs the nuts, and leaves one green rupee and walks away.
Link comes home with a cake, "Hey Zelda you want some?" Zelda says "no thanks" and link replies, "more for me!"
In MM, Link walks into the town on the new day, and is asked to help out with a stand. Link says "forget you, I'm outta here."
After getting the light arrows Zelda is taken away screaming, "SAVE ME!" Link says, "Let's think. No, I don't really feel like it"
In A Link to the Past, Link wakes up from his dream of Zelda calling him and says, " It's 7.00 am. Save yourself! I'm going back to sleep"
Link is watching TV. Zelda comes in and puts her arms around him to embrace him. She says, "I love you!" Link says, "Scram, you're interrupting the game!" Zelda slaps him.
A deku scrub asks link for help in A Link to the Past at his house. Link asks, "Do I have to move?" The scrub says, "Yes." Link says, "Beat it."
In Minish Cap, the cap asks to sit on his head, so Link says, "I'm not your personal seating arrangement, you're on your own freaky possessed cap."
Link is cooking in the castle, and Zelda walks in with a business suit on and asks, "Boy what's for dinner?" Link says "not for you!"
KG is talking to Link in Hyrule Field and his head flips over. Link stares, open-mouthed while the owl continues to talk. "Dude…that is so WEIRD!"
Navi says "HEY! There's an arctic wind blowing from the Zora's domain!" Link says "And this concerns me…how?"
TP Link asks Colin's mom "where's your son and who's this pretty little girl?" "Do I look like a girl to you?" the "girl" asks. "Um…Ooops?"
Young Link walks up to the guard by Death Mountain and asks to be let in. The guard says no so Link grabs him by the front and growls "let me in or suffer the consequences"
To celebrate Morpha's death Link rents Zora's domain for a pool party.
The third to last actually happened while my sister was playing Twilight Princess. ALOT of these came from my wonderful reviewers, you should by now be able to tell which ones are mine. My disclaimer: I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ALL OF THESE, I changed some around a bit but the original ideas are not mine. Sorry I didn't mention you guys by name!!! I forgot whose ideas were whose. (did i use the right grammer there? hmmm...)
now, REVIEW!!! please? -puppy eyes-
