This fan fiction is dedicated to Sugar Freak.

Oh man guys! I am so so so so so soooooooooooooooo very sorry! I feel terrible about making you all wait so long! My life has been uber insane, a combination of writers block, being on thin ice with my mother, a night job (don't worry, I've quit) and other things. Please please please please please forgive me!

Disclaimer: I don't own DZGT. Oh well.

"Sugar! Sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar!" Goku yelled.

"Sugar!" Vegeta yelled.

"SUGAR!" Sage bellowed.

"I love sugar!" Vegeta yelled.

"WE LOVE SUGAR!" they all yelled as loud as they could.

"What were we talking about?" Vegeta asked.

"We were talking?" Vegeta replied.

"What are we going to do now, Vegeta?" Sage whined.

"Hmmmmmm..." Vegeta said, thinking. They all sat down and thought.

"I KNOW!" Goku yelled suddenly, so loud he knocked Vegeta and Sage over.

"Wha? What ya think of?" Sage asked bouncing up, and hopping up and down.

"Let's join the army!" Goku exclaimed

"Yea, let's go!" Vegeta and Sage yelled, and the three of them took off.

Meanwhile, at the Brief residence

"How do you think Goku is doing?" Chi-chi asked, looking anxious.

"I'm sure he's doing fine," Bulma said.

"Yea, it's not like he would actually eat any sugar," Krillin added, and everyone burst out laughing.

BACK TO THE SUGAR-CRAZED SAIYANS

After spending half an hour searching, Sage managed to spot a recruiting army station in a large town. The three nearly knocked the doors of their hinges as they ran into the building. The four army recruiters stare at them.

"We are here to join your army!" Vegeta yelled.

"Well," one of the army men said, glaring at them, "What makes you think that you have what it takes to be in this army?"

"I'M SUPPER STRONG!" Goku yelled. "I BEAT THE RED RIBBON ARMY AND PICCELO AND VEGETA AND FREEZA AND CELL... well, Gohan beat Cell... BUT I BEAT MAJIN BUU!"

"I AM THE PRINCE... NO, THE KING OF ALL SAYIANS!" Vegeta bellowed. "I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO THE LIKES OF YOU, PATHETIC URCHIN!"

"I'M STRONG ENOUGH FOR YOU! Sage shouted, "OR MAYBE YOU WANT A DEMONSTRATION! HOW ABOUT I BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!"

"Okay, okay, we'll let you try!" the man said, "Just stop yelling!"

"Okay!" the three Saiyans chimed.

"Follow me," the man said, and he led them out of the room.

"Wait in here," the man said, and he left the room. A few minutes later, a man in a white coat came into the room.

"AAAHHHHHH!" Sage yelled. "IT'S A MAD SCIENTIST!"

"I am not a mad scientist," the man said calmly, "I am a doctor. I'll be overseeing your physicals." As he spoke, three other doctors came into the room, each hauling a big cart full of medical equipment.

"Fizzikles?" the three Saiyans asked.

"Physicals," the doctor corrected. "We need to see if you are healthy enough."

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Goku yelled.

"What is it?" the doctor asked.

"YOU'RE A DOCTOR!" Goku bellowed. "DOCTORS GIVE SHOTS! I DON'T WANNA SHOT!"

"Be quite, up big baby," Sage and Vegeta exclaimed, and Goku shrank away.

"Just wait here and my assistants will be here shortly," the doctor said, and he walked out. A bout an hour later, three more men in white coats showed up.

"AAAHHHHHHH!" Sage screeched. "MAD SCIENTISTS!"

"We are not mad scientists," one of the men said, "We are the doctors who will be performing your exams."

"What happened to that other guy," Goku asked.

"He'll be watching from a safer distance… I mean, he's just observing today," another doctor said.

"Oh," the three Saiyans said, "Okay!"

"Now, if you will each go with one of us…."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Goku bellowed suddenly, "I DON"T WANT A SHOT!" The doctors simply ignored the outburst.

The Saiyans were led into separate rooms (with very thin walls) and were hooked up to a strange machine

"Say," they asked, "what does this thing do?"

"Why, it does everything," the doctors answered, while tightening down several straps, "it measures height, weight, blood pressure, and many other things. It also gives shots."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Goku screeched, "I-DON'T-WANNA-SHOT!" He fought to get loose, but was strapped in tight.

"Are they all strapped in?" the voice of the first doctor asks from over the intercom.

"Yes, sir!" the three other doctors shouted.

"Why are we strapped in anyway?" Sage asked.

"Oh, did we forget to mention," one doctor said, "this test is very painful."

"SAY WHAT!" Vegeta and Sage both shouted.

"Very painful," another doctor said, grinning, "have fun!" With that, he pushed a large, red button on the wall, and all three Saiyans receive the equivalent of an 800 volt shock for about five minuets.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Sage shouted

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Vegeta shouted himself.

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Goku yelled.

Then it was over.

"Okay, now," the doctors said to the twitching Saiyans, "That went well."

"Now," the voice on the intercom said, "on to the psychological portion of the test!"

The three twitching Saiyans are led into different rooms. There are men wearing white coats waiting for them.

"AAAHHHHHHH!" Sage shouts, "A MAD SCIENTIST!"

"I am a psychologist, not a mad scientist," the man said to the sugar-crazed Saiyan.

"Man," Goku said, "what is with you guys and white coats?"

"Lets begin, shall we?" the psychologist said, ignoring the question. "We will begin with a simple Rorschach test." The psychologists begin flashing cards. These are the responses.

Vegeta: Me as a Super Saiyan. Me as a Super Saiyan 2. Me as Ruler of the World. Me defeating Goku. Me dancing on Freeza's grave.

Goku: Hamburger. Pizza. Cake. Taco. Spaghetti. French Fries. Pie. Shrimp. Hot Dog. Fried Chicken. Funnel Cake. Soft-shell Crab. Ramen. Hey, I'm hungry! Can I eat now?

Sage: Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Me dancing on Freeza's grave. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies!

"Okay, then," the psychologists said, "Let's try something else. We will say a word, and you say the first thing that comes into your mind"

"Okay!" the three Saiyans chimed."

"Alright. Fighting."

"FUN!" Goku yelled

"Battle."

"WHAT I LIVE FOR!" Vegeta shouted

"Death."

"Been there, done that," Sage said.

"Food."

"WHERE!" Goku yelled.

"Family."

"Ex-expendable." Vegeta stammered.

"Time."

"Relative." Sage said wisely.

"Uhhhhhh Freeza?"

"BAS&$#$" Sage and Vegeta both shouted.

"Okay," the psychologists said, "we'll just take these results to the boss. Wait here." And they ran off.

Hours later, a man in an impressive military uniform pushes a large, green button and all three Saiyans came flying out of their rooms and landed on their heads.

"COOL EVERYTHING IS UPSIDEDOWN AGAIN!" Sage bellowed.

"Well," the military man said, "we've studied your tests, and you three are the best applicants we have ever seen."

"REALLY!" The three Saiyans shouted

"Yes," the military replied. "Now there is only one thing left to do." He pulled an electric razor from his pocket.

"What's that for," Goku asked.

"For shaving hair, of coarse," the military man replied.

"From where?" Vegeta asked, sounding worried.

"From your head, of coarse," the military man replied again. "All new recruits have their heads shaved."

The three Saiyan looked at each other, there eyes wide with fear.

"RUN AWAY!" They shouted and took off so fast they left a ten foot wide crater behind.

That's Chapter Four! Please forgive me for the long wait! I swear on all things sacred and Anime that I will never take that long again!