We Know All!
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Panda-Chan: "Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! I want you in my room!"
Kazune and everyone else: "EHHH?!"
Yuuki: "When you say "you", does that mean everyone?" –shivers in fear-
Panda-Chan: "It's just a song…Sheesh! Well, anyway, before we start the question-answering process, I have a secret to tell you all…-grabs Karin and gets close to ear-
(A/N ignore this part, I got in a couple of reviews…so ignore the next part)
"WHY AREN'T THERE ANY REVIEWS FOR MY STORY THE BLACK RING?"
Karin: "I think I'm deaf now…" –faints-
Kazune: "Really, no reviews?"
Panda-Chan: "It's a 3,000 word long story with a funny plot and a random crossover, yeah, it sounds weird, but it is a really good story! Honest!"
Miyon and Yuuki: "Plus, we have a mini series yet to come in each chapter!"
Panda-Chan: "Yeah, they do!"
Himeka: "Well, now that the secret has been told, would you like to begin the questions, Miss Panda-Chan?"
Panda-Chan: "Er, yeah…
To: Kazune From: ZanukiQuestion: "Ever had 'thoughts' about Karin, HMM? –winkwinknudgenudge-"
Kazune: "GAH! THOUGHTS ABOUT KARIN?"
Panda-Chan: -With microphone- "Oh hohoho! Tell us, Kazune, is it all the truth? Reveal the secrets into the mike, we are waiting!"
Kazune: "…"
Panda-Chan: "Oh, shy aren't we?"
Kazune: "I DON'T THINK OF ANY DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER WEARING NOTHING IN BED!" –covers mouth- -Karin walks up and slaps Kazune-
Karin: "And I thought you were just a sexist, now I know you are a pervert!"
Himeka: "Wow that was unusual…"
Panda-Chan: "More like HILARIOUS!" –laughs with tears in eyes-
Miyon: "Um…Kazune, I'm afraid of you, now…"
Kazune: "Perfect…" –slumps-
Panda-Chan: "All right, next question is here!
To: Karin Questioner: ZanukiQuestion: "Do you like Kazune, or is it Micchi? Or any other guy shown in Kamichama Karin?"
Karin: "Me like Kazune? Well, truth is, I lost all respect for him about what he said just a minute ago! That foolish son of a bitch!"
Panda-Chan: "Then why were you blushing after he said it?"
Karin: -blushes as red as a tomato- "That…was…because I was embarrassed!"
Panda-Chan: "Rriightt…sure it was…"
Karin: "H-hey, I am totally serious!"
Panda-Chan: "Okay…hehehe…"
Karin: "Oh, forget it!"
Panda-Chan: "Next!
To: Shi-Chan (It was Shi-Chan, Zanuki ) Questioner: ZanukiQuestion: "And, where did you end up when the goddess soul took over?"
Shi-Chan: "I get a questionnnn! Where did I end upppp? Heaven…so, I'm, like, half-dead, half-aliveee!"
Karin: "Oh God, there's a dead cat in the party room!"
Shi-Chan: "I just saiiddd I'm not really dead, YOUR cat went to heaven!"
Karin: "Ohh…"
Panda-Chan: "Someone was bathed in stupid (A/N That's from the Naruto Abridged Series on YouTube, the funniest series on YouTube ever!)
Anyway, next question is here!!
To: Karin From: Kira Wolf354Question: "Is it true Kirio tried to propose to you in episode 22?"
Panda-Chan: "Karin? Eh? Kirio? Eh?"
Kazune: "I'm guessing you haven't gotten that far yet, eh?"
Panda-Chan: "For the manga I've read every volume except the final one, and for the anime, I pretty much seen all of them with English subtitles…"
Karin: "But, isn't it true?"
Kirio: "Please…change the subject…"
Panda-Chan: "Ugh, I'm so confused! Really to marry a 13 year old girl! Kirio, you're such a cradle-robber! How old are you, twenty?"
Kirio: "Um…15."
Panda-Chan: "WHAT THE –BLEEP-?! You look older than freaking 15! Like, twenty-two! Or at least 18!"
Kirio: -Eye twitches in anger- "Thanks for the compliment, Panda-Chan."
Panda-Chan: "Whatever…hold on, where did you find out your age?"
Kirio: "My birthday…" –sweatdrops-
Kirika: "Nope, Wikipedia."
Panda-Chan: "Figures, the website of false information 20 percent of the time! Well, anyway, next question!
To: Kazune From: Kira Wolf354Question: "Kiss Karin already, I mean, if you don't soon Michi or Jin Kuga might get her before you do!"
Kazune: "I'm trying my hardest, Kira Wolf354, she's just such a noisy bit—."
Karin: -punches Kazune- "PERVERTED SCOUNDREL WHO INSULTS GIRLS!"
Kazune: "Karin, I was kidding about the last part…"
Karin: "Oh…"
Panda-Chan: -coughs, which sounded a lot like "Bathed in Stupid" –
(-Karin glares at Panda-Chan-)
Panda-Chan: "I didn't say anything. Hehehe. Anyway, onwards!
To: Karin's Aunt…Oh, wait, this isn't a question. Kira Wolf354 doesn't now Karin's aunt at all…so she shall not appear in this chapter! Haha! Serves her right! Really, how old is that woman? She looks sixty while Karin's mom would be around, like, forty or something? Really, shouldn't that be her cranky grandmother who knits quilts with tortillas and spinach on them? Seriously, my aunts are almost around forty (except one who is almost thirty), and they look so young! Really, I would be so offended if Koge-Donbo drew wrinkles on my face if I were forty years old! And really, to think THAT was related to Karin? She's horrendous sometimes…anyway…
Karin and everyone else: "Umm…o…kay?"
Panda-Chan: "Okay, now for a real question!
To: Himeka From: Kira Wolf354
Question: "Is it true you have a crush on Kazune?"
Himeka Karasuma: "Kazune? WHAAT? He's blonde, I prefer brunette or black-haired men… (Himeka's inner thoughts- Mmm…Michiru…so brunette…)
Kirika: "Um, Himeka, Kira Wolf354 meant the OTHER Himeka…"
Himeka Karasuma: "Ohh…never mind…"
Himeka Kujyou: "Kazune-kun, please exit the room…"
Kazune: "Huh? Why?"
Himeka: "Do…as…I…say…"
Kazune: -gulps- "Um…okay?" –Kazune exits temporarily, he had to take a leak anyway. Speaking of taking leaks, in battle if someone had to go to the bathroom, how would they hold it in for so long? Seriously? They're like "GODDESS THUNDER!" or whatever their spell name is and they don't have to hold it in! Do they let it loose secretly in the grass or behind a tree or bush or rock or something? And when they do let it loose, do they not have to remove all that detailed clothing and somewhat useless accessories? Seriously! This isn't the only anime/manga I've been wondering about, it goes with "Naruto", "Tsubasa Chronicles", "Bleach" and almost every other anime and manga I could think of! Wow…this is a mystery…-
Himeka: "Ahem, so, Kira Wolf354, I DO like him…a lot…I love him more than just my cousin…okay, he can come back in now."
Himeka Karasuma: "Okay, what was with that useless paragraph about peeing?"
Panda-Chan: "DON'T YOU EVER WONDER HOW THEY EVER GO TO THE FREAKING BATHROOM SOMETIMES?"
Himeka Karasuma: -sweatdrops- "Not…really…"
Panda-Chan: "Really? Well then, ahem, next question is here.
To: Kazune From: MewCuxie12
Question: "What's up with your freakish fear of bugs?"
Kazune: "My fear of bugs? Well, it all started when I was three years old, I was in the park…then…that wretched beast came…"
Karin: "A hairy spider?"
Himeka: "I know what it is…-snickers-"
Panda-Chan: "A beetle?"
Himeka: "Hehehehehhehe"
Miyon: "A wasp?"
Kazune: "Nope…a butterfly…" –DUNDUNDUN! -
Panda-Chan: -coughs, which sounds a lot like "Bathed in Stupid" again-
Miyon: "What did it do to you?"
Kazune: "Landed on my finger."
Panda-Chan: "That's a moment of happiness, young fellow!"
Kazune: "It freaked me out…-shudders-"
(-Everyone pulls out a pretty butterfly with varieties of colors, scaring Kazune away-)
Panda-Chan: "We all couldn't resist! Next is…
To: Karin From: valorkairi
Question: "But haven't you kissed him (Kazune-kun) in episode 20?"
Karin: "Agh, how could I forget about that? So disgusting…perverted…drunk…slimy…"
Kazune: "Shut it!"
Panda-Chan: "Okay then…continuing…
To: Kazune From: valorkairi
Question: "Did you enjoy the kiss even after your lip started to bleed?"
Kazune: "Ugh…not more romantic questions…"
Panda-Chan: "A question is a question, so ANSWER IT, BUDDY!"
Kazune: "Fine, fine, fine, I'll answer it. Well, I really did kind of enjoy it, but I only remember a brief bit of it."
Panda-Chan: "How sweet of you to say! Now the secret is revealed to those of you who haven't read up to book six or haven't seen episode 20 of the anime! Haha!"
Karin: "Well, thanks for the spoilers…"
Panda-Chan: "Heheh, who doesn't like spoilers? –HOLD UP! SPOILERS ARE EVIL! ESPECIALLY ABOUT FAI IN TSUBASA CHRONICLES! – Heheh…hehehehhehehehehehheheheheheehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhe
Everyone except Panda-Chan: "What scarred her life?"
Panda-Chan: "SUCH A PRETTY EYE! Anyway…-sniffles-…next question…
To: Suzune From: valorkairi
Question: "How old are you?"
Suzune: "Yay! I have a qwestion!"
Panda-Chan: -smiles widely and glomps Suzune- "You just cheered me up you little cutie!"
Suzune: "Lemme go! Lemme answer the qwestion!"
Panda-Chan: "Whoops, sorry!"
Suzune: "OK, I'm this many!" –holds up four fingers- (I think Suzune is four )
Karin: "Um…short fingernails and pale-like skin?"
Panda-Chan: "Um…I think Suzune means 4."
Karin: "Ohh…"
Panda-Chan: -coughs, which, once again, sounds a lot like "Bathed in Stupid"-
(-Karin glares and turns into Athena-)
Karin: "I've wanted to do this ever since question page 1!"
Panda-Chan: "Too bad, we're out of time for this chapter! Don't worry, the questions that have not yet been answered will be shown in the next question page! So, don't worry!"
Yuuki: "Say, Panda-Chan, how did your suspense unit go?"
Kazusa: "Did you do the story with the girl with crimson fatal eyes?"
Panda-Chan: "Oh, the suspense unit! Actually, I changed plans for the story. I used my other story plan called "Demeter", which is about four teenagers who mysteriously get lost in everlasting fields of tall dried grass! It was much better than some killer little tyke!"
Miyon: "Wouldn't it be funny if Suzune was a killer little tyke?"
Suzune: "?"
Panda-Chan: "Damn, that would've been an awesome idea!"
Yuuki: "And how'd you do?"
Panda-Chan: "My teacher takes forever to grade things, so I haven't got it back yet, but I think I did pretty nice!"
Kazune: "You also seem excited about something else? What is it? Another school project?"
Panda-Chan: "Nope, I made a Kamichama Karin AMV and put it on YouTube!"
Himeka: "Really? Am I in it?"
Panda-Chan: "Yup, mostly everyone is. When you're on search, type in "Kamichama Karin Where Will You Go." It should be the first one on there!"
Karin: "So, check it out for Panda-Chan!"
Everyone: "BYE!"
To be continued in THE NEXT CHAPTER!
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-censored for violence-
Panda-Chan: "Sorry about that, now then, let's end this chapter! BYE!"
For real, to be continued….
