When we finally got through wasking the dishes, I went to bed, where Nams had shown me.
I awoke to alot of yelling, protesting it sounded like.
"b-but Nami I like my hair!" then I heard a noise that sounded like Luffy's head getting slammed into the floor.
I must investigate, I got up and hopped to the door. Why did I hop, well I don't know, I just felt like it. You gotta problem with that!?!
Nami's hands were on her hips "I don't care your hair is completely too long, your all getting hair cuts, at the next island."
Everyone started protesting at once, except Zoro, he was sleeping.
"If this is what Nami-swan really wants I will gladly surrender my head to the evils of strangers-cutting-my-hair," He stopped for a minute then got down on his knees. "Please don't make me Nami-swan, please!" he begged.
"Geeze it's just a hair cut, Sanji." he got up "Oh your up, are you hungry?"
"They should be grateful haircuts cost alot of money." poor Nami, I'd be upset too if I had to spend my money on idiots.
"Then you could do it Nami-swan, I'd be honored if you cut my hair." Suck up. He turned his attention back to Nami.
"You never know Sanji the hairstylist who cuts your hair could be a hot chick." Usopp piped in.
"How dare you speak of women in such a way," Sanji kicked him in the gut "besides Nami-swan said barbers are cheaper, and barbers are men." he shuddered at the words men.
Oh I have an idea...idea that could get me in alot of trouble.
"I'll cut their hairs!" I yelled and everyone turned to look at me "Okay" said Nami giving me the go ahead. "What! Nami-swan, your just going to let her, just like that." she smiled "Yes, I trust her, Do you?" they all thought for a minute, except Luffy he just sat there. Then they nodded. "Alright boys line up!" I said hands on my hips.
Usopp's hair was pretty easy, if curly messes are easy. Then I had to do Luffy.
"Luffy sit still, or I'll cut your ear off!" I threatened. "But it's so long!" he was really getting on my nerves.
"Look if you sit still, until I'm done I promise I'll give you my secret stash of candy." He looked up at me wide eyed. "You have a secret stash, of candy?"
Yeah the three mints I had in my pocket when I got here.
"Of course, would I lie to you." he mulled it over, and I stole the chance to cut more hair.
"Okay, but be quick." He still moved! Only not as much as before thankfully and I was able to finish his hair.
Sanji was busy with lunch so we had to wake up Zoro, which I was too afraid to do so Sanji did it for me.
His was a piece-of-cake, though he had a bad attitude, and was completely paronoid. Plus he was mean, so I shaved a 'Z' into the back of his head.
Then Luffy tattled and told him. I had to go get Sanji to save me.
We all went in to have lunch before I did the cookys hair, I think I'll call him cooky from now on, but that would be affectionate wouln't it? I don't want to be a hypocrite.
Luffy stole my food again! How am I supposed to eat! "Luffy! You stole my food!" I yelled, waving my hands around like an idiot. "Yeah" he answered, mouth full of food. Sanji stood up and kicked him. "Don't steal a ladys food jerk!" Must mooch of Sanji. "Gimme more food, Sanji, Pleeeease," I drug out the word please, till Ussop and Zoro shot me dirty looks."Food." I added.
Of course Sanji is a gentleman who's niceness is so going to be abused by me, and he got up to get me more food. He placed the plate of very-little-meat in front of me. "I love you Sanji, promise me you'll never stop cooking."
"Aaaaah, I love you too! Jenni-chan, I'll always cook for you!" the poor guy is never going to get a woman with the way he carries on. I smiled and let the Jenni-chan slide, cause I like him, and he cooks...good food.
I gaurded the food with my life as I ate it, but luckily since it contained so little meat. Luffy thought it not worth his time.
WHen I finished I was eager to cause Sanji pain-through-haircut. "Sanji, Sanji!" He had already started to clean up, and everybody else got up to leave. "Yes, Jenni-chan." I might feel bad for this later, oh well. "Haircut, Haircut!" He smiled, what can I say, I'm just so freakin adorable. "Let me clean up first, then I will be honored to have such a lovely lady cut my hair"
"Gosh." I said jumping up from the table. "Did I offend you? I'm sorry." oh sure be apologetic and make me feel all bad. "No it's nothing." He was about to say something else when the door burst open with Luffy.
"Jen!" He yelled pointing at me accusingly "What!?!" I yelled back.
"You promised me candy!" oh riiiiiight "Oh yeah, here." I siad holding out my three mints." he looked disapointed. "That's not candy." "It's all your getting be happy." He was about to protest more but Sanji kicked him...again, I sence alot of abuse on this ship from it's cook.
"Luffy, don't you dare ask a lady for candy agian!" He managed to pull himself off the ground from under the cook's foot. "She offered Sanji." "Then you politely accept what she gives you now go!"
Poor Luffy, I feel bad for him. They starve him, and they abuse him.
"I'll get you a big bag of candy at the next island." I said "Promise, and it'll be real candy right?" "Promise and yes!" He gave me not-so-stupid-anymore-grin, and ran out of the kitchen.
"And you," I said poking Sanji in the chest "do not hit him anymore." "But," he began but I interrupted "No 'buts' My word shall be your law!" I will not tolerate abuse of my cute kid-like captin. "Anything you say Jenni-chan." stupid Sanji, being all cute himself, and making it hard for me to be on a side. Why can't he be more like Zoro, he's not cute, he's easy to be mad at!
"Now clean the kitchen quietly, with my assistence." I ordered. "Yes, Jenni-chan he said, as he cleaned the kitchen...with my assistence.
