Rating: M
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, Ikebukuro or Durarara! In any way. I do own Emi and Kira
I took a bite out of my stir-fry, swallowed, took a drink out of my soda, and said "She looks exactly like me except she's 3 cm shorter, she has long black hair, and she wears glasses."
"Why doesn't she have your purple hair" asked Shizuo.
I took a sip out of my soda and said "due to my mutation I have, it makes me have purple hair, abnormal strength, slightly taller and bigger build, and supposedly my blood has healing factors."
Shinra then asked "Your blood has healing powers?"
"Yeah I didn't believe them either and I told them that they saw one too many Sci-Fi movies." We all chuckled at what I just said.
I finished my meal got up to throw my trash away. I sat back down next to Shizuo before Shinra spoke up "are you wearing shorts under your miniskirt?"
I sighed and then responded "yeah I don't want any perverts like Shinra to look at my undergarments, and I'm not as stupid as those girls who wear thongs to school."
Then Shinra asked "Would you consider wearing thongs?"
I didn't think the conversation could get any more awkward but at least I will answer his question. Shizuo looked like he was going to strangle Shinra. I put my hand on Shizuo's shoulder to signify that it was okay.
"I would if I had a significant other, but those girls are bloody idiots to be showing off what they have when clearly no one wants to see it."
We all laughed at what I said. Then they got up to throw away their trash. They all came back and sat down and then Kadota spoke up "Why did you say significant other and not boyfriend?"
I sighed and then said "I thought I was clear when I said significant other and not boyfriend, because I'm bisexual (and with that they all gasped) I'm attracted to both genders equally, and love is love no matter what gender."
They seemed happy with my response. "That is soo true, Kira-chan you re so wiseful and kawaii." I was kind of confused to why Shinra just called me kawaii, but just accepted what he said. Shizuo whispered "That's hot." I giggled on the inside due to that.
All of a sudden Izaya said "I'm bored, let s do something we still have a loong time till we have to go back," I was thinking of possible things we could do and then I got the most perfect idea.
