A/N - Damn, it's been like three months since I last updated. And, I feel sooo* bad about that. But I've been so depressed lately, and didn't want to continue writing this because it wouldn't be as funny as I planned it to be. Forgive me? Aha, anyways, I didn't die. Don't play the funeral songs quite yet..


Scores for I Never -

Lissa - 18 M&Ms left.
Me - 16 M&Ms left.
Mia - 17 M&Ms left.
Eddie - 17 M&Ms left.
Christian - 18 M&Ms left.
Adrian - 17 M&Ms left.
Dimitri - 19 M&Ms left.

"I never..." She began...

Lissa mocked thinking, even though she already knew what she was gonna say. The girls were going to target the guys.

"I never... had a boner..." She smirked.

Reluctantly, every single guy in the room popped an M&M in their mouth.

I glanced at Dimitri, with a raised eyebrow. "Care to explain, Comrade?"

The Russian blushed, before hesitantly saying, "There was this one girl named Katia Lenin, and she and I used to date on and off for about two or three years... After three weeks of dating, we were in her dorm room, and she was grinding on top of me in just her undergarments... Then her roommate came in, and all hell broke loose, especially when her roommate saw the bulge in my pants... Let's just say that it was embarrassing." Dimitri's blush darkened, and all the girls in the room except me laughed.

"I never heard you mention her before," I said, feeling kinda disappointed for some reason.

"She wasn't important. My feelings for you are stronger," his gaze bore into mine, showing obvious love. I smiled, as did he.

Mia clicked her tongue, and looking pointedly at Eddie, said, "So, care to tell us a little story? Us gals could sure use a little entertainment."

Sighing, Eddie blushed and said, "Er... One time, when Lissa and Rose were gone, I was dating a girl named Christina, who had graduated, but is now probably a blood whore. We were both drunk, her more so than I was. We were in a janitor's closet, and she pushed me on top of a bucket and straddled me. We were kissing, and she began rubbing my pants, and I became really overexcited... She bitch slapped me for some unknown reason, and yeah... We broke up that night." I could tell that Eddie was humiliated.

Mia and I simultaneously whirled our heads around, facing Adrian.

He shrugged his shoulders. "I was drunk. I saw some hot chick. In the bathrooms in the club we were both at, she pushed me onto the sink counter and crawled on top of me, kissing me insanely well. We made out for about twenty minutes, and I played it cool. But, as soon as she walked away, I got the hugest boner I've ever had. Probably impressed with the fact that I've finally got a boner, we fucked. Simple as that."

The girls rolled their eyes. Nobody bothered asking Christian, knowing that it wouldn't be as juicy and shit.

I went next. "I never ever touched myself."

Grumbling, the guys all shoved a piece of candy into their mouths.

"That isn't fair! At least one of you girls should of at least touched yourselves!" Christian complained.

Rolling my eyes, I stated simply, "I would call that fingering myself. Not touching myself. Us girls don't have dicks. We have vaginas."

Christian retorted, "You can still rub your clit and shit!"

"Woah, that rhymes," I stated. "And, there's a difference, man. If chicks are going to pleasure themselves, they're most likely gonna finger themselves. It's more satisfying and shit."

Christian opened his mouth to argue some more, but then saw that there would be no point in arguing with me. It was most likely going to be a lost battle.

Mia smirked, and after some considered thought, said, "I never had a wet dream."

Groaning, every single male in Lissa's dorm slipped an M&M into their mouth.

Adrian glared at the girls, saying, "You girls are fucking bitches."

Grinning, I yelled, "Thanks hun." Then, I turned to Dimitri, and asked, "Who was yours about?"

"You." I smiled slightly at that comment.

Knowing he would have to say it, Eddie told us, "Mia... And Rose..."

Lissa pretended to gasp, and stated, "Castile, you're a man-whore."

Nobody bothered asking Ivashkov and Ozera because in Christian's case, his wet dreams were probably about Lissa, and Adrian's had thousands, most likely.

Eddie said, "I never fingered myself," when he said this, he glared at me. I beamed, sending him a thumbs up.

Blushing, Mia tried sneaking one into her mouth, but everybody noticed. She shook her head, while her blush deepened.

Adrian shouted, "I think I like her the best right now!" Eddie and Christian nodded their agreement. Ooh, shocker... I chucked a magazine at him. Adrian yelped in surprise, glaring.

"Don't be a damned baby, Ivashkov," I said cheekily.

He flicked me off.

Christian told us to go fuck ourselves, and then used his turn. "I never had a threesome."

Aha, nobody ate one. Not even Adrian, which was kinda shocking.

"Damn," Christian said.

Adrian went next, "I never kissed anybody of the same sex as me."

Adrian popped one in his mouth, grinning. Reluctantly, Lissa and I put one in our mouths, along with Mia.

Dimitri raised an eyebrow, and I shrieked, "IT WAS A DARE!" Lissa nodded her head in embarrassment.

People looked at Mia, who said shyly, "When I was younger, I was kinda questioning my orientation, and met this one girl named Ashlynn who was lesbian, and we experimented on each other... But, I soon realized that I was straight. And... yeah..."

People nodded their heads, somewhat understanding.

Dimitri thought for awhile, before finally deciding. "I never shoplifted."

Grumbling, I shoved a red M&M into my mouth. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Adrian and Mia eat one, too.

"Naughty Rose," Dimitri smirked.

I stuck my tongue out at him, and high-fived Mia, shouting out, "I LOVE YOU MIA!"

Christian gasped, "Woah, lesbians. Didn't know y'all had a thing for each other."

Smirking, I stated, "Oh yes. Mia and I always have wild lesbian sex, and it's fucking amazing. Jealous that Adrian and Dimitri can't give you that?"

Surprise. I was flicked off... Again. Well, that's lovely.

The scores were now:
Lissa - 17 M&Ms left.
Me - 14 M&Ms left.
Mia - 14 M&Ms left.
Eddie - 14 M&Ms left.
Christian - 15 M&Ms left.
Adrian - 12 M&Ms left.
Dimitri - 16 M&Ms left.

Adrian grumbled because he was losing. He murmured in the other guys' ears, and I heard him telling Eddie to target me.

I did a kinda Rose thing. I screeched, "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!"


Aha, so that was the late chapter. Sorry. And, sorry it probably wasn't as good as the other chapters... Eheh...

Anyways, random question time (Ima start doing this...) Anyways: Have you ever had a "so-called best friend" talk shit about you behind your back?