31. She's not allowed to paint Bella's car yellow

32. or Edward's

33. or Jacob's

34. Quite frankly, she isn't allowed to paint anyone's car yellow (even if they do look better that way.)

35. She can't tell everyone to walk on their knees so that she looks taller

36. even if it does work

37. She may not burn anyone's wardrobe so she can buy them a new one

38. She can't throw out Jasper's old confederacy uniform claming it's "nothing but rags, anyways"

39. She may not steal Edward's couch and cover it in sequins.

40. She may not cheat at any game

41. She may not rearrange all the furniture in the house while the family's away

42. She may not kidnap Renessme and use her as leverage