WE'RE SORRY!!!! The reason why this chapter was so delayed is because my brother got hit by a car, and I had to go back in time to stop it. There was a rip in the space time demension, though, as I realized that I had gone back to 1852, and we hadn't been born, causing me tobecome my own mother!!!! Actually the reason it's so delayed is coz we were so busy with school and finals. My brother was done with his part waaayyyyy before I was done, so it's really all my fault. Blame me. Ok, I'll stop talking so you can read the next chapter! Thanks for reading...that is if you still feel like it.

DISCLAIMER: sfjkfjklfd. School is over!! Oh yeah. We don't own this shit. Except the story line. Steal and we will kill you.


Chapter 3

That Chap

"Wake up!" Haruhi yelled, hitting a cow bell she got out of nowhere. She went over to Al's bed and started tickling him.

"Wah-ahahaha!"

"Wake up!" She jumped on Mikuru's bed and started ringing the cow bell in her ear.

"Wah"

"Get up Mikuru!" Haruhi then jumped on Tsuruya bed and jumped up and down. "Get up!"

"Haruhi!" Tsuruya fell off her bed and hit her head on the wooden floors.

"Come on you guys! Breakfast starts in ten minutes, and you're not even dressed!" She jumped off of Tsuruya's bed, and onto the floor, where she landed very stylishly. "Aren't you guy excited?"

"Megas." Tsuruya said, getting up, rubbing her head. "But you could have woken us up gently."

"No time!" Noticing Kyon's sister still asleep, she grabbed the tiny body and started shaking it violently.

"What are you doing?!" Mikuru yelled.

"Waking her up, duh!" By now Ringo had woken up from the commotion. Everyone in the cabin was out of bed, trying to stop Haruhi's forceful approach to waking up.

"What! What is it? Where am I? Kyon? Mommy?" Kyon's sister said, startled.

"Get...out...of...be-ack!" Al and Tsuruya were finally able to hold back Haruhi and pushed her back on her own bed. "What was that for?"

"For one thing," Al said, "Breakfast starts in an hour! Not 10 minutes! As for your wake up methods, tame them a bit, will ya?" He walked over to his bed, and flopped down on it.

"What a way to wake up..." Ringo said, sitting on her bed.

After a trip to the bathroom (since there was no boy's bathroom, Al used a bucket and a hose in the janitors closet), they went back to their cabin, got changed and arrived at breakfast just in time.

"Yay, breakfast!" Kyon's sister yelled, skipping into the noisy breakfast hall.

"Hey, Haruhi, I just spotted my friend. I'll see ya later?"

"Yeah."

"Alright. Bye guys!"

Kyon's sister smiled at Ringo, then became shocked, pointing behind Haruhi. "Oh my gosh! Look at the food!"

The group turned around and saw trays of colorful fresh fruit, warm, fluffy eggs, crisp beacon, cinnamon oatmeal and soft, golden pancakes. Next to the food, were jugs of fresh orange juice, cranberry juice, milk, coffee and tea. The seats in the room made you hungry, even if you weren't. Hell, I'm getting hungry just writing about it.

"Yes! Score!" Haruhi yelled. She, Kyon's sister, and Tsuruya ran to the end of the line, while Mikuru and Al followed.

"Hmm..let's see," Tsuruya said, studying each of the foods. "I'll get this pancake...No! It's not soft enough! How about...yes! This one."

"Wow! Look at this!" Kyon's sister said surveying the trays of sliced watermelon.

"No! Look at this! The eggs are perfectly salted!" Haruhi said, eating the eggs.

"Hey!"The serving lady said. "Don't pick off the eggs on the serving tray with your hands."

After they were done, "Alright! Let's go find a place to sit!" Haruhi's smile faded as she realized most of the tables were full. "Where should we sit?"

"Over there," Al said, pointing to a table in the far left corner of the room.


Kyon was feeling the pain of a hundred whips lashing on his back. He was being punished for peeing in the Sergeant's toilet.

"That's what you get for putting gold on gold." Johnson said.

"Ok, ok," Kyon said in pain.

"Alright now," Johnson said. "If you excuse me, I'm going to get into bed with a fine looking women."

Kyon walked away to the mess hall. When he got inside the mess hall, he saw Itsuki and Yuki eating breakfast. Itsuki was eating bear soup. Kyon looked to see Yuki eating a large pancake platter, with fruits and syrup, while a French butler was playing the violin.

"How did Yuki get that?" Kyon asked.

"Have no idea." Itsuki said.

Suddenly a boy with glasses and funky red hair wearing a green jacket turned his head to Itsuki.

"Itsuki?" He said.

"Kousuke! My man!"

Suddenly, they both engaged in some weird dance.

"Ah Kousuke!" Itsuki said. " How long has it been old pal?"

"To long you sassy devil." Kousuke said.

"You. Crab. Apple." Itsuki replied.

"You little Horseshoe crab." Kousuke said.

"Ah, I'd pinch you with my claws if I had any." Itsuki said when a pair of crab claws emerged from his sleeves.

Kousuke turned to look at Kyon.

"Who's this guy?"

"Hmm, lets see. Your name..." Itsuki said. "Is it Kyle? Kim? Kenny? Kiss ass?"

"No Itsuki, that would be you." Kyon said.

"What?" Itsuki asked.

"Uh, the name's Kyon." Kyon said as a cheap cover up.

Kousuke and Itsuki stared at Kyon for five seconds before engaging in conversation again.

"So," Itsuki said. "I heard your hunting Ayumu now."

"Yeah, it's a great gig, and you would not believe the car Eyes bought me."

"Not a La Baron." Itsuki said.

"A La Baron!" Kosuke shouted.

They started to dance again.

Kyon went out for some air, which were actually gas fumes.

After lunch, they had to learn how to dive a car. Kyon went back to met up with Itsuki and walked to the parking lot. There he saw a lot of green jeep vehicles with turrents mounted on the back and a passenger seat.

"Alright marines, today you will learn basic driving with these Warthog's over here."

"Don't we need a licence?" Kyon asked.

"You don't need one," Johnson said. "Now I'll teach you how to drive one of these here LRV's. Alright, now first, get a partner and get inside the vehicle."

Kunikida was Kyon's partner, while Itsuki was with Taniguchi.

"So, who's driving?" Kunikida asked.

"I'll drive." Kyon said."I'm not risking death here."

"Come on! Why are you so mean to me?!"

"Alright, geez, you can drive!"

On the driving lanes, Kunikida and Kyon went to a vehicle. Kunkida was in the drivers seat, while Kyon sat beside him. He checked for the seatbelts, but couldn't find any.

"Uh...where are the seat belts?" Kyon asked Johnson.

"Don't need them," he said "Those are dead weights, and the other stuff was removed from these warthogs, too."

"Like?" Kyon asked.

"Breaks, air bags, and all thoses other non-important parts."

"Your kidding?"

"I'm always serious." Johnson said.

I find that hard to believe, Kyon thought.

The loud sound of the roaring engines were driving Kyon insane. Kunikida was doing a fine job driving. Despite the constant mines that were on the road, he was doing ok. All of a sudden, Johnson's voice was heard over the radio.

"Alright marines, now the next step of driving: you have to get past a few bears on the road, and some other surprises."

Kunikida was swerving left and right just to avoid the bears. The guts of a few were on the front of the car. Just then, a giant fresh bear turd landed on the windshield. It blocked out all view, and with no breaks, Kunikida and Kyon crashed. Kyon dragged Kunikida out of there before it exploded.


They headed to the table and were about to set their trays down, when all of a sudden,

"Hey! Goth, goth!"

The whipped their heads to the left to see four very odd-and slightly ugly-girls with different hair color and black dresses, wriggling their arms.

"Don't sit there!" One of the girls with blue hair said. "Loli, loli."

"Why not?" Haruhi asked, slamming her tray of the table, orange juice spilling everywhere.

"Because," The girl said with orange hair said. "This is our table. Goth."

"Your table?" Haruhi said, eye brows raised. "Says who?! I demand you to give me an answer!"

"And can you please stop wriggling your arms?" Al said. "It's kinda disturbing."

"No! Goth!" The girl with the pink hair replied. "And to answer the demanding girls question, it just is, ok!? Loli, loli!"

"Fine!" Haruhi said, grabbing her tray, and walking away. The others followed. "We'll sit somewhere else! We don't want to be associated with goth-loli posers anyway!"

"That was uncalled for..." The girl with blond hair said.

The walked along the other tables when Haruhi suddenly stopped, crashing the line behind her. "Mikuru!" she yelled, pointing to a table a few tables away.

"That..one's...for...you!" She grabbed Mikuru by her shirt collar, and threw her towards the table.

"Agh!" She flew towards the table, sliding on it's table top, not only ruining the food, but stopping face first in a girls chest. Mikuru looked up slowly.

"..Uh...hi? Where am I?" She looked around as best as she could (eggs were in her eyes) and noticed all the girls, like herself, had large...brestestes.

"Uh, who's this girl that just crashed through our table?" A girl with long black hair and half framed, half rimless, glasses asked.

"Look," whispered the girl who Mikuru crashed into. "I know how to handle these types of girls. One of my friends back at home is a lesbian, so I know how deal with her type." She turned back to Mikuru and said, loudly, "HI. MY NAME IS ORIHIME. I HAVE BIG BOOBS."

"She's not def," quietly commented a girl with long black hair, towering at 174 cm, and still growing.

"I told you Sakaki, I got this."

"I don't think she's a lesbian either," the girl with the glasses said.

"Looks like you fit in great!" Haruhi exclaimed. "See ya later, Mikuru!"

"NO! Please don't leave me!" Mikuru replied, as Haruhi and the rest walked away.

"Are you sure we should leave her there?" Al asked, sticking a finger over his shoulder, indicating Mikuru.

"Yeah. She'll be fine!" Haruhi craned her neck and looked at the other tables. After spotting one, she said, "I think I found one for Little Sis. Come on."

They walked three tables down and stopped where four cute little girls sat.

"Go ahead," Haruhi whispered, prodding Kyon's sister forward. "Go ask if you can sit with them."

Kyon's sister gave a little nervous smile, and asked, "Uh...can I sit with you guys?"

"Sure!" a girl with brown hair and pig tails said in a high cheery voice. The girl smiled. "My name's Chiyo. What's yours?"

Kyon's sister smiled. "My name is-"

"Bye Little Sis!" Haruhi said smiling. Kyon's sister waved at Haruhi, Al, and Tsuruya as they continued to find another table.

"Where are we supposed to sit?" Al asked, looking around.

"Look. Over there." Haruhi walked over to another table where 3 people sat, all staring at their trays of food, not saying anything. "Hello," she said. No one replied. A girl with bright blue hair looked up at her, but that was it.

Haruhi frowned, and examined the girls face very closely. "Hmm..." she pondered. She moved on to the next girl who had shoulder length dark brown hair and was wearing pink pajama's with bear ears on the hood. She looked at the girl at various angles, and then touched her hair, looking at it through a magnifying glass. She then focused her attention on the last girl who had long black hair, which was braided. Haruhi looked her up and down, then lifted her arm and expected it. The girl slowly looked to her right. "What are you doing?" Haruhi didn't answer, instead, looking at the girls shoes. Suddenly, a small antenna popped out of the girls head. "This girls aura. It is...different. Her waves...they're restless, yet somehow completely tamed."

"Yup. This is boring," Haruhi said, getting up from under the table. "We'll stick you here." She pointed to Al.

"What? Why?"

"Byeeeeeeee!" Haruhi said, skipping off with Tsuruya, arm in arm.

Al awkwardly sat down next to the girl with blue hair. "Uh...hi." She didn't look up from her tray. He looked to the girl with the pink pj's across from him, who was staring at a bowl of what looked like melted strawberry ice cream from the night before. "You gonna eat that?"

"Gah!" Haruhi said, looking over all the tables. "Ok, if we can't get a table, we'll have to take one by force!"

She walked over to the nearest table, and pulled the table cloth with a flourish, all the items on the table still standing in its original place.

"Wow." The tables inhabitants clapped, amazed.

"What I really meant to do was this," she then started shoving off all the trays and food on the table to the floor. The people slowly got up from the table, and walked away, heads hung low.

"There we go," Haruhi said, setting down her tray and sitting down.

"Uh, I have a question," Tsuruya asked.

"What is it?"

"Why did we have to separate from Al, Little Sis, and Mikuru when we could have just taken a table by force in the firsts place?"

"Because," Haruhi said sipping what was left in her orange juice. "This chapter is a filler. We need to fill up as much random space as possible."

"Works for me."


Kyon changed into a new set of clothes after the driving lesson. Kunikida was traumatized after the giant turd incident. He just kept twitching in the corner. Soon it was time for lunch.

"Yay! Cupcakes!" Itsuki yelled as Johnson pushed in a cart full of cupcakes.

Kyon gave his cupcake away to someone, already knowing that something was going to come out of it.

"Just like the eclairs," Johnson said, "there's a surprise."

Suddenly lions came out of the cupcakes.

"A Lion!" Johnson yelled.

The lions were attack everyone except Kyon, because he was to boring. A lion was attacking a guy named Naruto, who was being torn limb from limb by the lion.

"Oh god!" He screamed. "How can a lion fit in there!? That's impossible!"

Suddenly, a lion came out of the other lion, and started to attack Naruto, as well.

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

Kyon and Itsuki were thankful to get out of that mess. The numbers in the camp dwindled from ten thousand, to five hundred. Some were killed the passing night by the creatures that hid within food items, or were exploded, eaten, or got "lost" in the woods. The food was horrible, and some of the camp members even resorted to canibalism.

Kyon and Itsuki looked in the corner to see Johnson flirting with Yuki. They both went closer to the scene.

"You know," Johnson noticed the two and said to Kyon, "Your friend here is the type of people I like having around."

"Please kill me." Yuki said.

"I never felt this sorry for Yuki before." Itsuki said.

"I'm just going to take your friend to my place for a drink." Johnson said as he dragged Yuki with him. "I'll be nude."

"This is really the kind of thing I would see happen to Yuki." Kyon said.

"So...what do you want to do now?" Itsuki asked Kyon.

"I'm heading back to the cabin," he said. "I'm bushed."

As they both walk down the trail to there cabin, Itsuki was playing a harmonica. He started a soft annoying tune. Kyon found it very familiar, as if it was some sort of theme song of some sort.

"What are you playing Itsuki?" Kyon asked.

"Your theme song," he said.

"My what?"

"Ha ha! You said booby!" Itsuki said.

"I didn't say booby!" Kyon protested.

"You did now!" Itsuki said "I can't wait tell the guys down at the Agency about this."

A thought bubble appeared out of Itsuki's mind. It showed him and three other of his agency buddies around a water cooler.

"You will not guess what Kyon said," the thought bubble Itsuki said.

"What did he said?" one of them asked eagerly.

"He...Said...Booby." Itsuki whispered.

"Your kidding."

"Not kidding."

"Really?"

"Really really"

"Hah, this Kyon chap sounds more like a peon!" The other guy laughed.

Then everyone in the thought bubble looked down at an angry Kyon.

"Who's this clown? Is he..." the guy said pointing. Itsuki nodded slowly.

There was a long pause until one of the other guys said to Itsuki, "I thought you said he was sexy."

Kyon popped the bubble."I hate you."

Later that day, Kyon was watching four hours of training videos as he was tied to a chair. He was failing his training in Shameless, so Johnson made him watch these video's to improve his focus, and get rid of his laziness. Kyon was finally released from watching. His eyes were blood shot, was drooling and was walking very slowly to his cabin.

He felt really tired as he reluctantly opened the door. Itsuki was playing some card game with Renton. He walked slowly to his bed.

"Hey Kyon!" Itsuki yelled to him."Where were you?"

Kyon ignored him and got into his bed. He was heavily asleep as he snored loudly.

Itsuki got up and started to the door, leaving Renton behind.

"Hey man! Where ya goin?!"

"You only have 3 life points life, and my Blue Eye White Dragon is gonna own your Mystical Elf. Give up." He walked out the door, leaving Renton alone. All of a sudden, his cards were glowing, and he heard a mysterious voice as there was a swirl of hieroglyphics.

"YU-GI-OH!

As Itsuki walked outside, he noticed something. For some reason, he kept hearing loud explosions coming from the other camp. He went to Shameless' only psychologist to get to the bottom of the conspiracy. He was even surprised there even was one.

The psychologist building was old, and rusty nails stuck out.The wood was decaying and lard was all around the place. He steped inside and saw a man with dark hair sitting behind a desk.

"Why hello there," he said in a formal manner. "My name is Shigure Sohma, and who might you be."

"Uhhhh..Itsuki Koizumi."

"Well then, step into my office." Shigure led Itsuki inside a cramped room. On one side on the wall, there was a collage of pictures of naked women.

"Are these your friends?" Itsuki asked as he eyed the pictures.

"Sometimes," Shigure answered.

"Where are there clothes?"

"Uhhh...that's not important." Shigure said. "So Itsuki, why have you come to my lovely aboded?"

Itsuki looked at the leaking ceiling."Well, it's the other camp," he said."I mean there's got to be something going on there."

"What makes you think so?" Shigure asked.

"There's smoke coming from that camp and I always hear explosions there. And one time, I once swear that I saw a giant red robot bursting into the sky!"

"Red you say? Well maybe it's nothing at all."

"Well I'm getting to the bottom of this." Itsuki said.

Well, we can't have you find out can we? Shigure thought.

"Look over there." Shigure told Itsuki.

Itsuki looked the other way. "I don't see anything." Just then, Shigure took out a bat and whacked Itsuki's head. Itsuki's body dropped unconscious. Shigure dragged his body out of his office. He put his body on his cabin doorstep. He knocked on the door and ran as a dazed Renton opened the door.

"Oh my god! Itsuki!"


Breakfast and their first class was now over, and Haruhi, Little Sis, and Mikuru went to their second class- Basic Gun Training, or BGT, while Al and Tsuruya were going to cooking class. As they walked into the dark room in the "Hands On" hallway, they saw a lady with long blonde hair in a bun standing behind a table with 20 or so guns laid out on top of it. Next to the table, on the floor below, was a long red line. The lady had a stern expression, and waited patiently until everyone was settled down into chairs. When this was done,

"Hello ladies. My name is Riza Hawkeye." Her voice was firm and she stood straight and formal. "I once worked in the military a long long time ago. I know what I'm going, so you gotta trust me. Today we're going to practice shooting moving targets." She pointed passed the red line where a dummy connected to a track stood 20 or so feet away. On the dummy's face was a picture of a man, and if you looked closely, it said on the bottom: 'You. Me. Dinner tomorrow night. Love, Johnson.' "Now, before I give you your guns, is there any questions?" No one raised their hand. "Alright. Get in line. When you get your weapon, stand along side the red line, and wait for further instructions."

The girls assembled into a neat line, with Haruhi the fourth person from the front. When it was her turn, she held out her eagar hands and received...a Nerf gun.

"What the hell is this?!"

"A Nerf gun."

"I know that! But why do I get a pansy weapon and everyone gets those cool ones with the magnifying thingy on the top?"

"First off, it's called a battle rifle. Second, because in the file I have received from Misato, you have been deemed hazardous."

"No way!"

"Yes way," Riza pulled out a folder from behind her back, opened it and showed Haruhi. "See?"

Haruhi stared at it for the longest time, and then pouted. "Fine." She stood along the red line, and crossed her arms.

When everyone had received their weapons and lined up, Riza began her instructions. "Alright, I'm gonna start up the dummy." She flipped a switch on the wall next to her, and the dummy started to move quickly along the track. "Ok, you got to keep your eyes straight down the gun, on the target, fingers on your triggers, and make sure you're shooting straight forward. We don't want anyone to die today."

The girls then proceeded to shoot as the dummy came their way. It passed by Haruhi three times, and she missed every time. Frustrated she said, "Forget this!" and turned to Mikuru. She started to shoot at her boobs.

"Ahh! Please!" Mikuru said.

"Please! Don't do that!" Riza said, rushing over to Haruhi.

"Oh come on! They're so boucny! Anything can be deflected with these," Haruhi said, continuing to shoot.

"Ahhhh!" Mikuru screamed.

Riza was able to grab onto Haruhi and pull her back.

"Damn. I'm getting pulled back a lot today! First this morning, now this!"

Riza sighed. "Misato was right.."


Itsuki suddenly found himself in La La Land. He looked around and all he saw beyond him was white all over. It stretched out for miles and seemed to never end. Itsuki heard a weird sound and turned around to see a large, orange, cartoonish cat, that had stick-like arms, stood on it's hind legs, pointed ears, and very large creepy eyes.

"Hello Itsuki," the cat said in a booming masculine voice.

"W-who are you?" Itsuki asked startled.

"I'm your inner voice. Chiyo-chichi."

"My inner voice?" Itsuki asked.

"That is correct."

"So...what do you want?"

"I just want to talk. I hope my daughter is having fun at her camp. She really isn't suppose to be there. She just failed her class on purpose just to be with her friends.

"Wait. Did you say failed? Is this camp some kind of summer school?" Itsuki asked. Is that camp Haruhi's camp?

"Yeeesss. Whhhyyyyy do you aaaaasssk?"

"Do you know what's going on there?"

"Well, let me take you on a magical journey of mystical wonder!" It told him.

Suddenly Itsuki was lifted in the air, and was flying with his Chiyo-chichi. He flew out of La La Land. Itsuki closed his eyes as he went out. When he opened his eyes, he looked around to see he was inside the cabin. He saw a sleeping Kyon and...his own body.

"What the?"

"Follow me!" Chiyo-chichi said.

He and Itsuki flew out of the cabin and into the sky. They were headed to the camp Haruhi and the rest were in. He and Chiyo-chichi submerged into the ground in Sunflower. What Itsuki saw dazzled him. There was technological mystery and wonder. He looked around and saw a ton of girls making bombs, fighting in giant robots, and some were even cooking.

"I knew something was going on here!" Itsuki said.

"Hey! There's my daughter!"

"That one?" Itsuki asked, pointing to a deer.

"No! That one!" Chiyo-chichi said, pointing to a young girl with pig tails.

"Hey! There's Haruhi!" Itsuki said pointing to the infamous girl who was shooting Mikuru's boobs with a Nerf gun.

"Please! Don't do that!" A lady said with blonde hair.

"Oh come on! They're so bouncy! Anything can be deflected with these."

"Ahhhh!" Mikuru screamed.

"Well she hasn't changed," Itsuki remarked.

Chiyo-chichi looked at him."It's only been one day. Oh! Look at the time!" He said looking at his wrist. "It's time to go!"

"Wait, you don't have a watch."

"I know I don't have one. Are you saying I have one? Do YOU have one!?"

"No! No!" Itsuki said in his defense.

"Ok then, but one thing! If Johnson finds out about what you saw, he will surely kill you! Well, this is your problem now. Bye!" Chiyo-chichi said as rockets opened up on the bottom of his bare feet, and flew off, leaving Itsuki alone in La La Land.

As Itsuki watched him fly away, he said, "This is some serious Harry Potter."

Then out of know where, Spider Man came in.

"Am I too late for the inner voice job?" He asked.

"Uh..yeah, the talking Elephant already took it." Itsuki said.

"Ah damn it!" Spider Man said as he swung away.

"Itsuki?" Said a familiar voice.

Itsuki all of a sudden found himself in hi bed with Kyon shaking him awake.

"Kyon! Did you know that...Paris Hilton's in jail for 48 days?"

"Yeah, they just announced it over the inner com."

"Oh, but did you also know that the other camp is an underground secret training facility?"

"Yeah," Kyon said.

"Wait, how did you know?" Itsuki asked.

"Some inside source told me. I think her name was Croissant Mask, or something like that."

"Look! We have to get out of here!" Itsuki said

"Why?" Kyon asked.

"Because Johnson's going to kill me if he finds out I know about Sunflower!"

"Wait! First you have to have a plan! And second, it's just you that Johnson that will kill, not me!"

"Hey, but don't you know also?"

"Well...ok, you got me!"

"Then are you going to help me get out of here?"

"Alright, fine." Kyon agreed.

"Can I come?" A monotone voice asked.

Kyon yelled and Itsuki jumped into Kyon arms and saw Yuki, eating a red apple behind them.

"Oh, it's you Yuki. Didn't you go with Johnson a few minutes ago?" Kyon asked. He looked at Itsuki and wondered why he still was in his arms. "Will you get off of me!"

"Sorry," Itsuki said.

"So you want to come with us?" Kyon asked.

"Yes," Yuki replied.

"But why?" Itsuki asked. "You have it easy here. Johnson gives you a lot of stuff, despite the whole...thing."

"He does things to me at night." Yuki said.

"Well, yeah?" Itsuki asked. "We're all in the same cabin though. We would have noticed."

"At night, when you're all asleep, he goes through the window."

"No wonder there's a trail of peanut butter and jelly on the floor!" Itsuki said.

"Ok, you can come, but what about Taniguchi and Kunikida?" Kyon asked

"Alright, alright."

"We should plan this out, and tell the others." Kyon said. "Besides, this whole escape sounds like a suicide mission. I would like to prepare for any inconceivable things."


It was the last class of the day, and it was yet another class Haruhi, Mikuru, Tsuruya, Al, and Kyon's little sis had together. Located in the Prep Hall, they entered into their Enemy Manipulation class, which was taught by Miss. Yukari Tanazaki. They sat themselves in their seats and waited for their teacher. About 10 minutes later, Yukari stomped towards the front of the room to her podium. "Hello class," she said loudly. "Please open your book to page 21!" She pulled a green textbook out from behind the podium, and slammed it on the top. Startled, the kids slowly pulled their textbooks that lay in front of them. "Ok!" Yukari said, angry. "So, what dumb class is this again? Oh yeah. Enemy manipulation! It's fun and easy, yadda yadda yadda..." Yukari sounded as if she had just been forced to pay for 100 bowls of ramen that weren't hers. She groaned and set her head back on the podium. Doing so, a pencil cup fell to the white floors with a clanck, spilling all the pencils. "GAHHH!!!" Yukari yelled, and started to pound her fist on the podium.

The students looked confused, and scared. Kyon's little sister slowly raised her hand and asked kindly, "Uh...are you ok Miss. Yukari?"

"No!" Another student jumped and crashed into Kyon's sister and yelled, "Leave her alone! You'll unleash the beast!"

"But I-" Kyon's sister said from under the girl.

"No! I told you! You'll unleash the beast! Trust me! I know! I've had Miss. Yukari as my homeroom teacher for 2 years already!"

"Tomo, get off of the girl!" Sakaki said.

"I was just trying to be-"

"AM I OK?" Yukari yelled. "AM I OK?!?!?!" Suddenly the room grew dark. The ground began to shake, and flames shot from the ground. Al's hair caught fire and Tsuruya had to put it out with the textbook. "OF COURSE I'M NOT OK! I JUST LOST A BET! I CAN'T BE OK! NOW I OWN NYAMO MONEY THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE! GOD! WHY DID I EVEN BET ON THAT STUPID ZEBRA! EVERYONE KNOWS IT CAN'T OUT RUN A LION!" Yukari started sobbing again. "Why me?!?!"

"It's ok Yukari," Tomo said, walking over to her and putting her arm around her.

"You get away from me!" Yukari said, still sobbing. "You were the one who told me to bet on it!"

"Yeah, but you already know better than to listen to me," Tomo said cheerfully.

Yukari sat on the floor for a few more minutes, crying and blowing her nose on her shirt. After she was done, she straightened up and said, "Ok. Seeing as we only have a half an hour left of class, lets play charades." They spent the rest of class getting into teams of two and playing charades. It was quite a fierce game, as Mikuru just couldn't get that Haruhi was trying to be a mailbox in the last round, causing an uproar. Just before class ended, team Uotani and Honda won, and Yukari made an announcement to the class.

"I almost forgot to tell you guys. Sunflower and the boy's camp Shameless usually hold a masked ball." At this the room was filled with excited whispers.

"What the hell is everyone getting so excited for?" Haruhi asked.

"The ball is tomorrow at 9:00," Yukari continued, as the bell rang. "Your first class teacher will take you out shopping or whatever to buy your masks and stuff. Now get out of the way. It's dinner and I'm hungry. They're gonna run out of ham if I don't hurry!" Yukari ran out the door, as the rest of the class slowly left.

"Man, I can't wait for tomorrow!" Tsuruya said, excited.

"Why?" Haruhi asked. "I don't like dances. They're so annoying. I hate it when someone asks you to dance and you totally don't want to."


At the mess hall in Shameless, everyone sat down as Johnson was prepared to make a big announcement.

"Tomorrow, you marines are going to behave like proper gentlemen, because were holding the 6,66...1st, masked ball with the girls from Sunflower."

A ball, Kyon thought, this is going to be boring.

"All of you have to attend, and for those who are wimps around girls, well suck it up, and get ready to dance you pasty bastards!"

"But I have a problem!" Renton screamed.

"What the hell is it?" Johnson asked.

"I have girlfriend back home-"

"I don't care you bastard!" Johnson said as he slapped Renton hard.

"Owww!"

In Kyon's mind, Itsuki escape plan still kept running. Kunikida and Taniguchi were persuaded to come with them, and Yuki was willing to go. Kyon wondered why he decided to come, but still, staying here was far worst then death. Kyon wasn't paying the least attention on what Johnson was saying.

"...and one more thing," Shigure said, popping out of the corner. "Don't forget to vote for dance King and Queen!"

"Where did you come from!?" Johnson asked, surprised.

"Maybe we'll see Haruhi there," Itsuki told Kyon, who wasn't paying attention at all.

"Huh? Oh...yeah." Kyon said.

"Is something the matter?" Itsuki asked.

"Well, how are you going to make this work?" Kyon asked.

Itsuki whispered into Kyon's ear.

"That is crazy."

"Don't worry, it will work."


What do you think? What's Itsuki's plan? What's gonna happen at the dance? You'll have to wait. Except, not as long as last time. We swear. Oh, and three words: GIANT HAIR DRYER.

For those who are a little bit lost as to where we got our character's from in all chapters-

LIST OF ANIMES WE PULLED CHARACTERS FROM:

-Fruits Basket
-Negima
-Pani Poni Dash
-Serial Experiments Lain
-Azumanga Diaoh
-Yamato Nadeshiko
-Spiral
-Bleach
-Naruto
-FLCL
-Air Gear
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Neon Genesis Evangelion
-Noein

I think that's it, but if you notice a charcter from an anime we didn't mention on the list, please tell us! I also believe someone asked about why Yuki eats a red apple? Well in one of the stories-Editior in Cheif, Straight Ahead! - in the novel, there is a picture of Yuki as Snow White, and the picture just sort of stuck with me :)