AN: Last reminder, people; revised story, rating has been raised!
Sango did not look amused. "You're kidding."
"Please," Kagome begged. "Just this once. I really need this favor."
Sango sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Kagome."
"I can't do this on my own!"
"Then report it to the supervisor."
"I'm not that desperate!"
Sango rolled her eyes. "Of course not."
"It's just one day, and it's on a subject you studied. You'll blend right in!" Kagome pleaded, trying to muster her best puppy-dog eyes.
As the older woman opened her mouth to reply, there was a loud rumbling above and the ceiling lights swung slowly. A shrill alarm bell began ringing as a group of people rushed past them, holding nets in their hands. Sango closed her mouth and, after a tense moment, nodded sagely.
"Fine."
Kagome blinked in disbelief. "Really?"
She shrugged. "Hey, it's either you or trying to keep an eye on your brother."
Another explosion shook the building.
Maturity is for the Weak
Kagome couldn't help but rub her hands together like a dastardly villain. Just because Sango was visiting for the study session didn't mean she couldn't continue her observations.
Her observations in regards to how they would react to the paranormal. It was valuable intel for her investigaton.
Totally not a prank.
Nope.
So she waited quietly with her reliable binoculars in hand, lying on her stomach as she kept an eye on her target from the roof. Although the cumbersome substitute body restricted her natural mobility, she didn't want to risk setting off any possible demonic presence by forgoing the masking feature of her fake body.
She lifted the binoculars to her eyes when she saw the marked man. She snickered to herself.
Inuyasha felt a prickling sensation behind his neck, but waved it off. He'd been feeling it since the beginning of the semester, and it had become worse after the recent trip to the karaoke bar. He swore he had been roofied. In hindsight, it was rather remarkable that all he had to deal with was a large repair bill (that he was sure was all the other club members' doing).
And that new girl...
He shook his head in irritation.
Annoying beyond belief. She just got under his skin without even trying, acting like she knew more than she let on. He instinctively didn't trust her. Miroku just had to invite her to their study session.
He closed the door and turned the lights on. His bookbag fell on the floor. He stared.
Furniture. Taped to the ceiling.
Every. Single. Furniture.
The dorm apartment he shared with Miroku was now an upside-down world.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
He swore he heard cackling in the distance.
The madness didn't end that night. Not by a long shot.
Cleaning up the mess on the ceiling had taken hours, even with Miroku's help. ("How..." "The hell should I know? Help me get them down!") As such, Inuyasha had gotten very little sleep.
The next night, Inuyasha was awoken by a loud screech and haphazard crashes. Grumpy and sleep-deprived, Inuyasha got out of his room, ready to tell off Miroku for banging another loud classmate, when he crashed right into a stack of mannequins. Mannequins that were all ghoulishly dressed, looking like extras in a zombie movie.
Miroku's date ran out of their shared apartment, sans her shoes.
Inuyasha was very, very annoyed. He was sure it was that girl's fault, no matter what Miroku said. As the professor droned on, he glared at the back of the offending girl's head with the ferocity of a hundred white hot suns.
Kagome felt the glare and simply smiled to herself.
That night...
"THAT'S IT!"
Kagome giggled as Inuyasha roared obscenities. She could see through the windows that he was throwing one heck of a tantrum in his room. He had probably found the fake horse head in his bed. As well as the plethora of fake animal heads in the fake Satanic ritual circle in the living room.
"Dude," Miroku raised his hands in appeasement. "They're all dolls. Calm down!"
"It's her doing!" he loudly declared. "I know it!"
"How?"
"I JUST DO!"
He rolled his eyes. "You're obsessed. Just ask her out already."
"I am not obsessed!" he hissed and grabbed his jacket.
"Where are you going?"
"Where do you think?"
Kagome stared in horror as he left his apartment. Wait a minute! Was he...? Oh hell no, he was! She scrambled to her feet and dashed to the stairwell. But maybe this was a good thing, maybe she could finally catch him in an act of hunting. She just had to make it to her apartment first and...
Kagome realized another problem.
Although she was still in her substitute body, she was wearing her black cloak...and nothing much else. She was going to have to make it to her room, change, and then act like she had been there the entire time before dog-boy managed to find her apartment.
Oh, why oh why did she give her address to the study group?
To entice them into hunting, duh. Kagome cursed at her regrettable decision as she began tugging at her cloak.
She raced down the stairs to her apartment, peering over the railing in case she was intercepted there, and fumbled for her keys in her pocket. Panting, she skidded to a halt in front of her door, shoved the key into the lock, turned the doorknob, dove into her apartment and slammed the door shut.
Kagome had time to catch her breath and pull her cloak clean off before there was a single loud slam on her door and the doorknob began turning. Oh no! She had forgotten to lock the door behind her!
The door flew open.
The seemingly ordinary man stood in the doorway as Kagome stared back, dressed in nothing but her lacy bra and underwear. "Uh..."
"YOU!" Inuyasha pointed a finger at her, letting the door slam shut behind him. "I KNOW IT WAS YOU!"
"Umm..." Kagome self-consciously rubbed her arms. Technically, she was dressed. At least, her metaphysical body was. Her substitute body, on the other hand, was missing a few articles of clothing. "Can I get dressed first?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" He advanced threateningly.
"I'm going to find a shirt, so," Kagome started, but large, calloused hands found her shoulders and stopped her before she could move.
"Do you want to start something?" he said very quietly, staring her down with flashing violet eyes. "Don't start something you can't finish, girl."
Any other time, she would've been intimidated. As it were, she felt ridiculous. Ridiculous and naked. "I..." she whispered, "sort of need to get dressed."
His eyes dropped to her chest and finally, finally, realization dawned. He stepped back to take in the fact that she was practically naked, and he was pretty much shoving her against the wall. He froze, and even Kagome could see that he was trying to think of a way to rectify this awkward situation.
He couldn't think of anything.
Kagome, to be perfectly honest, felt slightly queasy. She was beginning to feel claustrophobic in her substitute body, and she wanted out. But if she ejected now she would be blowing her cover, right in front of dog-boy. Even though he was still in his ordinary human form, with black hair and violet eyes, she knew her revelation could cause one helluva disastrous reaction. She had to endure that suffocating feeling and stay still. She inhaled...and then exhaled...inhaled...
"Hey...are you...?" Inuyasha raised a brow as the girl's breathing became more labored. She looked like she was struggling to stay standing. And the way her chest rose...hypnotic...
"Breathe," Kagome said, more to herself. "Have to...oh..." The world swayed and she pitched forward. The calloused hands caught her easily. "Ugh..."
Inuyasha was cursing. Holy hell, if he was caught in a girl's apartment with the girl in question unconscious in his arms, there would be hell to pay. He had to get out quick.
"Need to..." Kagome gasped. "Change...change out..."
Inuyasha's eyes widened. Was her bra that uncomfortable?
Kagome, of course, meant exiting her substitute body. Not that he would know that. Inuyasha was personally mesmerized by her unnaturally smooth and soft skin, too perfect for a struggling college student. As he carried her to her room, her groans and moans did funny things to his stomach, as well as a particular region between his legs.
Kagome felt a little better when she was laid out on the bed. She squirmed as she felt the bed shift and panted, "Please..." She couldn't finish the sentence, failing to convey that he should stop moving the bed.
Beads of sweat gathered between his brows. He cleared his throat. "I can't, I..."
She grabbed what she thought was the bedpost, but in actuality was Inuyasha's wrist. With her other hand she rubbed her chest and whimpered.
The last string that held his inhibitions together snapped and Inuyasha let out a pained groan before climbing onto the bed.
Kagome's breathing steadied and she fell into a relaxed state as the tight bra was pulled off. She kept her eyes shut, allowing the odd but inviting massage to continue down her body. She could breathe a little easier when her legs were lifted into the air, and she blissfully lost consciousness after the bed began to rhythmically shift.
She kept her eyes closed all night, and well after sunrise. It was only after she felt silky hair tickle her nose did her eyelids snap open. She sat up, suddenly very aware of her surroundings. Like the fact that male clothes were scattered all over her bed. Or the fact that her substitute body seemed very sticky and sweaty. And the room smelled kind of funny. And there was a hand resting on her lap.
She turned ever so slowly to her side and found a familiar man sleeping next to her, his face buried in the pillows.
Oh merciful heavens.
Kagome's jaw dropped and she turned away.
Did she...
With the target...
"Oh," Kagome panted. "Yes, yes..."
"Come on," Inuyasha pounded into her harshly. "Scream for me."
Kagome covered her face and groaned. Holy crap, they had done the deed. The nasty. The s-e-x. Multiple times.
He was supposed to be the hunter.
Kagome flopped back down onto the bed and hid her red face under the covers.
She had somehow hunted him down.
AN: OH BABY, THAT TOOK A TURN!
Also, there were some pranks that didn't get included in the story, but will include them below! Enjoy!
Bonus Scenes
Scene #1
Inuyasha entered the room and immediately sneezed. "What the hell?"
A small creature dashed past him, brushing up against his ankle and making him jump. A chorus of meows began, and the unbearable stench of fish greeted him in the hallway.
His eyes widened as he saw his roommate in the kitchen, lying face down with a white flag in his hand. Cats of all shapes and sizes sat on top of him. "Miroku?"
"Help..." the man croaked as one more cat jumped onto his back and made itself comfortable.
Scene #2
"I'm telling you, she was into me!"
"Yeah, yeah," Inuyasha sighed and opened the door. "You go and enjoy...HOLY SHIT."
Miroku and Inuyasha stared at the ceiling as a giant mural of Mona Lisa stared down at them, her mysterious smile widened so much it was downright creepy. The two men stared for a few seconds before wordlessly backing out of the apartment and locking the door behind them.
Scene #3
"I could use some ramen!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"You eat nothing but-" Miroku didn't get to finish because as soon as he opened the door an explosion engulfed them, breaking down the door and spilling furniture parts and shredded paper into the sky.
Kagome was on the phone as the ambulance and police arrived at the apartment complex.
"Dang it, Souta!" Kagome growled into the mouthpiece. "You told me it wouldn't be explosive!"
Scene #4
Ding-dong
Inuyasha frowned. "Did you invite a girl over again?"
"Nope."
Grumbling, Inuyasha slunk to the front door. What greeted him was a sight so horrifying it left him completely speechless. Miroku stuck his head out of the kitchen. "Hey, who's at the...dear lord."
"Hey boys," Jakotsu posed in his ridiculously skimpy police uniform. "Did someone call in a domestic disturbance?"
Kagome slowly dropped the binoculars, stood up, and backed away.
That was enough of that.
AN: Will Kagome be able to explain what the hell happened to Sango? Will Kagome have more sexy fun times with the completely oblivious Inuyasha? Should I include more bonus scenes from now on?
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