Warning: Vile's a pervert. Beware! Very adult conversation, full of innuendo and outright pervy-ness.
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| V | Welcome to the | V |
\ / FOURTH \ /
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\ / Vile-Kun's Love Connection! \ /
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Vile HAH! You thought you got rid of me, didn't ya?! WELL! You didn't! So cry me a river and get ready for the FOURTH EPISODE OF VILE-KUN'S LOVE CONNECTION!
*The audience sobs quietly*
Vile*twirls* And for my next guest, we had a hard time choosing! Everyone imaginable got one vote so we ended up going with drawing straws... and guess what lucky b@st@rd drew the straw?
Roll... or, more accurately, which unlucky b@st@rd?
Vile... Please welcome... GEMINI MAN!
Gemini *walks out on stage, obviously unaware of what awaits him, and waves* Hi everybody!
Audience...
Vile WELCOME! ^_^
Audience Member RUN!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Gemini Wha-!?
Vile TOO LATE! *lunges and tackles Gemini Man before he can bolt*
* Gemini YOWLS as he's bowled over!
Vile HAHAHAHA! *carries Gemini Man to a chair and ties him down* Heh heh heh... welcome to the show, Gemini Man.
Gemini *grunts and struggles* Hey! Lemmie go! What's going on here?!
Vile*sits down and reclines* Just making sure you don't escape, Gemini-chan!
Roll... *shakes her head sadly* I knew it was a mistake to get chairs with straps...
Gemini ... What kind of talkshow ties up its guests?!
Vile The kind where they keep running away.
Roll... out of fear or disgust, we haven't figured that out yet.
Gemini ... *eyes Vile and mutters* What have I gotten myself into?
Vile SO THEN! On to the questions! *giggles and grabs his papers before sorting them. He looks over the top paper, then coughs and eyes Gemini Man* ... So, I hear you have the ability to make clones of yourself.
Gemini ... Well, not clones really. My ability is to split into two who're both still me.
Vile I seeee! *pauses* ... so, do you do it?
Gemini *blinks* Do what?
Vile You know... *sly grin* IT.
* Gemini just looks at Vile blankly*
Vile*coughs* You knooooow~! Do you... make copies of yourself and, ahem... do IT?
Gemini *blinks blankly* Do what?
Vile... well, let's just get to the question that counts since we allready know the answer! *coughs and grins cutely* If you have sex with your clone, is it self-gratification?
Gemini *eyes go wide* ...WHAT!?! *face turns red*
Vile You know, if you're you... and he's you... and you're both having sex... aren't you having sex with yourself? Isn't that just fancy masterb-?
Gemini I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!!!
Vile Do you have threesomes with yourself? I mean, the possibilities are endless! You could keep making clones of yourself and have one big orgy! ... But would it be classified as an orgy or just... well... pleasuring yourself many times?
Gemini First of all I can only split myself into two, which is why I'm called GEMINI Man! Secondly... I DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING! *struggles violently*
Vile Can you make clones of others? I could go for a couple hundred clones of X. One for the morning, one for the afternoon, one for at night... one for breakfast... one for lunch... dinner... brunch... tea... midnight snack... *drools at the very idea*
Roll... an X harem?
Gemini ... *struggles even more while Vile is daydreaming of an X harem*
Vile Ooooh, I've got goose pimples just thinking about it! *pauses, then giggles* And my pants just got oh so tight.
Audience... eeewww.
Gemini ... I think I'm going to be sick. *STRUGGLES*
Vile Bah, what do you know? Many people would die for a harem of X's!
Gemini ... *gives up as the straps are too tight and tries to figure out some other way of escaping*
Vile... I'd be happy with just three though... *grins* I'd settle for just three X's.
Roll...?
* Gemini debates between asking out of morbid curiosity or listening to that part of him that says he does NOT want to know*
Vile*notices the confused looks, then purrs* Oh, come now. Surely you've heard of... XXX?
Roll...
* Gemini face-faults, or at least he tries to, but he can't quite do it while sitting strapped to a chair*
Audience ...
Vile*smirks and taps his fingers on the desk* Well! That ends another delightful episode of Vile-Kun's Love Connection! I'm going to see if I can get our guest to make me some X clones... but you can go about your lives and wait with baited breath until the next episode!
* Gemini pales and then starts gnawing at the straps in desparation to get away.*
Vile We'll have the guest of your choosing! Just let us know! Be it Robot Master, Maverick, Hunter, or robot... anyone can be a guest! Isn't that so, Gemini-chan?
* Gemini's chair is empty, the straps chewed all the way through*
Vile Eh? Oh darn. I knew I shouldn't have made those straps out of licorice.
Roll... WHAT?
Vile I was just preparing for when X was our guest again... you know, so we could have some... after show fun. Heh heh heh.
Roll... *massages her forehead*
Vile Anyway! Tune in next time and be sure to vote!
Roll... I need to take up smoking.
