"Damn it, where are those two red whores?!" mumbled Panty as she marched back and forth in front of the church. All the time she was waiting for them, she could have been getting laid! Finally the two demons showed up in front of the house in their black limo. "Fucking finally! What took you two so long?"

"Ugh! How dare you curse in front of us, you filthy little angel!?" Scanty frowned. "After all, we are helping you!"

"The least you can do is show us some respect." added Kneesocks.

"Whatever, hooker. So, how are we doing this?"

"Step inside and we'll tell you."

"Fine." Panty slipped inside of the limo without thinking about whether it was a good idea or not. "So, what's the plan?"

"Well, we're going to go with your plan, but there's some things we must know in order to go through with the plan." said Kneesocks opening up a notebook.

"Like what?"

"What's her favorite type of candy? What does she normally do during the day? What doesn't she like?"

"Well I don't know her favorite type of candy, but she does like anything sweet and I do mean anything sweet. Try getting her a popular type of sweet that's really fucking hard to get and you should get her like that. As for her schedule…I don't really know. I'm always too busy fucking to even care."

"We figured…can you at least tell us what she doesn't like?" said Scanty.

"Anything spicy."

"Got it!" Kneesocks said as she wrote down what the angel said. "Now all we need to do is get the sweets, the chemicals and just give it to her. You can do that part angel."

"Well here's the thing…now you two are gonna find this really fucking funny!" Panty laughed nervously. "You see…after I tried to shoot Stocking's stomach, she and Geek boy ran off to I don't fucking know, so…"

"What?! How come you never told us that?" Scanty looked annoyed.

"Yes, that would have been a good thing to have known beforehand. Now the plan cannot be done until we locate your sister." Kneesocks sighed closing the notebook.

"Well, all I know is that she's with geek boy, but I don't fucking know his number or where he lives."

"Then you're useless to us!"

"Stop the car, Fastener!"

Suddenly the limo was stopped and the blonde woman was thrown out head first. She jumped up and shook her fist at the demons. "HEY! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"

"Since you have no clue where your sister is, you are no longer needed. We shall contact you as soon as we locate the other angel." Kneesocks informed her. "Don't call us and we'll call you."

With that, the limo pulled off. Panty cursed the two sisters for throwing her out and called Chuck to come bring her rented car to pick her up. In the meantime, she spotted some hot truck drivers over at a gas station. "I may as well make up for the time wasted waiting for those whores."


Stocking whimpered as she got out of bed, holding her belly. Over the past few months, she had gained some weight and was sporting an obvious belly bump. Since it was her first pregnancy, she was pretty large. She had to get used to the thought and feeling of being fat as she had never gained weight without the help of a ghost…well technically this was thanks to a ghost, but she didn't mind this time.

She was now 6 months pregnant with her son. Yes, Stocking was having a baby boy in a couple of months. She had found this out a couple of weeks ago.

FLASHBACK

"Hurry up, Geek boy! I'm starving!" Stocking yelled as she lay in bed. She been told by Garterbelt to stay off her feet as well as not fight any ghosts. Panty would be taking care of the ghosts on her own for a while. You could say that she was on maternity leave. She knew her sister was most likely ticked off that her sister got to take a leave from work and chill with Brief. Although she was happy to get a break from work, she kind of wanted to get back to killing ghosts. After all, who in their right mind would count on Panty to hunt ghosts? By the time her pregnancy was over, her older sister would most have collected maybe a couple, but not many…probably about 4 or so.

"I-I'm here!" Brief came back with a tray of breakfast. "S-sorry about that. My grandfather was on the phone and…"

"Less talking and more feeding!" Stocking said irritated. Brief handed over the tray of food to her.

"So…uh…today's the day. A-are you excited?"

"Excited? For what?"

"For finding out what you're having!"

"Oh right." she rubbed her belly. "Getting big, isn't it? Man, I hope I'm not having triplets!"

After eating, Brief drove Stocking to the hospital since she was much too large to drive herself…plus she fell asleep more often as of late and the two couldn't afford to get into a wreck. Once inside, Stocking took to rubbing her belly and couldn't help but to be happy that Panty wasn't in the hospital with her when a handsome doctor came in. She would have fucked him in mere seconds. Hell, he probably wouldn't be able to step a toe into the room without her pouncing on him.

"Good morning, Miss Anarchy. How are you today?" he asked politely.

"Fine I guess." she said boredly. "Can I just see what I'm having now?"

"In a minute…first I'm going to ask you a few questions first. Has your baby started moving?"

"Yeah. It started last week." Stocking rubbed her belly.

"How often?"

"Three to five times a day."

"Good…good…" the doctor mumbled. "Now let me check your breathing. Your dress is a little thick. Could you do me a little favor and take your dress off?"

"Sure." Stocking took off her dress without hesitation. Brief, who was unnoticed by the doctor, looked a little suspicious.

'Hope this wasn't turning into some kind of porno situation. No, no…surely Stocking, the closest to being the "good angel" (when compared to her sister), wouldn't have sex with this doctor…would she?'

"Good…good…" he mumbled as he checked her breathing. "Now for the baby…hm…nice…"

Brief gave a loud cough to let the man know that he too was in the room. The doctor's eyes briefly flashed to the red head, turned back to Stocking, and then looked back at him again. "Oh…I had no clue your…"

Here he looked down at Stocking's hands, which were on her belly. He couldn't find a ring on her finger anywhere and the red headed dork wasn't as attractive as him. "…brother was in the room."

"He's not my brother." Stocking reassured him. "He's just a…friend I guess."

She wasn't really sure what to call Brief. He was sort of a sidekick for her sister or tag along that was sometimes helpful, depending on the situation of course. Brief meanwhile was growing uncomfortable underneath the man's gaze.

"Friend, eh? So where's the father?" it wasn't his business to know, but because he oh so obviously wanted to have sex with the young angel, he wanted to know if her boyfriend was coming or not.

"He's dead."

"Oh I'm so sorry to hear that." The doctor said not sounding very sorry at all.

"Can you just see what my baby is already?" the goth angel said annoyed at his tone.

"Just lay down there and I'll start up the machine."

A couple of minutes later, the machine revealed Stocking's small child. It was a baby boy. He even had tiny little wings on his back which fluttered every now and then.

"What the heck? Where did those…"

"A boy…wow…I hope he doesn't pick up any bad habits from his aunt. I can not be a grandmother."

"Oh, you have a sister?"

"Yes, but we're not talking." She glared at the doctor, knowing exactly what he was thinking. If he couldn't bang her, he would at least be able to do Panty or both if he could convince them.

Before he could ask about her sister (some doctor he is), Stocking interrupted him and informed Brief that it was time to leave.

End Flashback

"I'm feel like I'm about to burst." Stocking mumbled to herself as she put on an expensive black maternity dress that once belonged to Brief's mother. "Just a few more months and you'll be out little guy. I'm starving, so let's go eat, okay?"

"Who are you talking to?" asked one of the maids that had come into the room to change the sheets on Stocking's bed.

"Just myself and the baby…got a problem with that, whore?" The goth angel snapped. Truth be told, out of all of the house servants that Brief and his family had, this one was the most annoying. Her name was Ayumi, a sassy, overly dramatic b-i-t-c-h, and an obvious Brief fangirl. She was overly obsessed with the teenage, despite her being one of those girls who seemed like she wouldn't go for the nerdy type. She had large breasts (Although they fake as far as Stocking could tell), she was really pretty with long, blonde, silky hair, and had a very good looking body. She kind of reminded her of Barbie from High school.

Ayumi was around 19 and had a crush on Brief that the red head did in fact notice, but refused to date her. Why? For one thing, she (as said before) was overly obsessed with him. She had his pictures all over the wall, sometimes she hid his underwear in her room, and anything minor that Briefs had touched, bitten off of, or even chewed and spit out was present in her room too. Once Stocking moved in, the blonde became extremely hostile, thinking that Stocking was Brief's girlfriend and that she was having his child.

FLASH BACK

"What the hell?" Stocking glared at her stockings which had large messy holes in them. "How the fuck did this happen?! THESE WERE BRAND FUCKING NEW!"

"Is something wrong, Stocking?" asked Brief coming into the room.

"YES!" She shoved the cut up stockings in his face. "Look!"

"Hm…I think I know who did this…" he sighed.

"Who?!"

"Ayumi…she's one of the maids here. She has…believe it or not…a huge crush on me. She probably thinks we're together and you're pregnant with my kid…Silly huh?"

"Really…well tell that bitch we're not together." Stocking growled. "Damn, now I'm gonna have to try sewing these back together…I probably won't be able to turn them into proper swords."

A FEW DAYS LATER

"What the…" Stocking had come into her room to take a nap only to find the head of the stuffed animals in her room either decapitated or had their limbs ripped off. "My…my shit! AYUMI!"

"What?"

"MY STUFF, YOU IDIOT!" she pointed at the animals.

"You're too old for animals like that. I did you a favor."

"MOST OF THEM WERE FOR MY BABY, YOU BITCH!" Stocking growled.

"Well I did the bastard child a favor then."

"YOU WHORE!" Before it could get ugly, Brief's dad called her downstairs saving her from getting a foot up the ass.

End Flash Back

Stocking went downstairs and began eating some breakfast when Garterbelt called. "Hello?"

"Stocking, we've got a problem."

"Okay, I'm listening." She said as she ate some scrambled eggs mixed with some vinegar.

"I heard that crazy bitch on the phone earlier." said the priest obviously talking about Panty.

Her first instinct was to say that she didn't care, but she stopped herself. If Garterbelt was calling to talk about the blonde angel, there must be trouble up ahead. "What did she say?"

"She's working with the enemy to kill your kid."

"WHAT?! SHE'S WORKING WITH THE DEMONS?!" Stocking spat out her strawberry milk. "IS SHE STUPID!?"

"Yes, yes she is." he sighed. "Now listen up. She's planning on drugging you with some inside of some sweets and then taking the baby out."

"THAT FUCKING WHORE!" Stocking was furious. "She's gonna pay!"

"Don't go doing something rash now, hooker." said the priest as if he had read the woman's mind. "Stay where you are. I don't think she has any idea where you are, but she will if she or the Daemon sisters see you. Brief shouldn't leave the house either without an escort."

Stocking sighed. "I really hate her…why can't she be happy for me just this once?!"

"She's always been selfish as long as I've known her." said the man sighing too. "I can't say she'll ever come around, but I will say that her reaction was expected. Anyway, I'm in her room right now and I've got the drugs she has for you."

"PUT THEM IN HER FUCKING FOOD!" yelled Stocking angrily.

"I was planning on it. Later." Garterbelt hung up the phone while the angel hung her's up too and sighed.

"Damn her…" she mumbled to herself before digging into her food once more.

"Who are you talking about?" Brief asked as he sat down at the table.

"Panty…she's trying to drug me and take out my baby!"

"W-what?! How awful!"

"You know what's almost as bad as that?"

"What?"

"She's working with the demon sisters!"

"What?! I can't believe that…you were right. Panty won't come around. This is getting really serious. What's Garterbelt going to do?"

"Drug her and probably tie her up until the baby's born. I don't know really. I have the worst sister ever."