Maybe introducing them was a mistake.

Danny head swiveled between the two, unsure what to do now. They've been staring at each other for the last few minutes, and neither showed signs of letting up. Not the lovey dove omg soulmate! (thank goodness), but more like so we meet again type. Still awkward as heck, nonetheless. Danny shooed away the turtle swimming by and cleared his throat.

"So, have you guys met? Or...?"

Jake's brows scrunched together. "Don't think so. Have we?"

Sam just tipped back her head and smirked. "What do you think?"

A deep growl emerges from the back of Jake's throat. "Just answer me already!"

Woah. Super impatient and angry? Not very Jake-like at all.

"I think you need to calm down," Danny stepped in, but neither payed attention.

Sam didn't even flinch. "Got your tail in a twist already, Jakie? Amusing, but not surprisingly from weaklings."

Yep, definitely a bad idea. Danny could hear the fire crackling beneath his friend's hands. "Chill, guys. We're all friends here-"

"I don't know if I just met you Samantha, but I do know I can beat you."

"Jake!"

Sam smile grew dangerous. "Is that a challenge? Sorry, but I don't think you reach my level."

"Not helping Sam!"

Both suddenly turned to him.

"Mouse." They agreed, before facing each other again. Danny blinked. No clue where that came from.

The American Dragon narrowed his eyes, but made no movement to charge. Mainly because his cell phone rang.

"I gotta go. Pixie problem in Rhode Island." He glared at the goth again.

"Interesting meeting you."

"Goodbye."

And like that, Jake was gone. Danny let out the breath he didn't realize he was holding. He gave a looked to his girlfriend. "Mind explaining what was that back there?"

"Oh, just some harmless fun." She shrugged. Right. "Ready to join me?"

"For what?"

"To bring the world to it's knees," a wild gleam shined down from those amethyst eyes, and Danny suddenly felt wary. Like, more than usual with Sam's crazy schemes.

"We can be the most powerful couple, Danny. Together, we will dominate the earth!"

"Uh-huh," PMS. That was the only answer he could come up with (besides possession). Sam was on her period. "Or we could go to the movies first, and then hit Nasty Burger later."

The craziness vanished from Sam's expression, and she playfully tugged his arm.

"Sounds good to me."


A/N: I have no regrets.

If it isn't obvious, Sam and Azula share the same voice actress, Gray DeLisle. Zuko, another character of Avatar: the Last Air bender, is voiced by Dante Basco. Who, by the way, voices Jake Long.

Now why was Danny called mouse? That's for you to find out, my lovelies.