Custom Made Love

Bath time! x3

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The fates have got to be kidding! A bath? With Sakura?! Crazy, crazy! His small cotton arms thrashed around wildly. Wait, a plan. He needs a plan.

Maybe when Sakura's washing her hair he could escape. But to where? He had no idea, but he surely was not taking a bath with a girl! Maybe. No! Argh! His mind raged.

I can't make my mind up, he thought. Of course I can! Do I want to take a bath with her? No.

....

Maybe.

No! Dammit. He watched as Sakura turned on the faucet in the bathtub, he watched the water fall. What if he drowns? What if I do drown?! He was worried sick, of drowning and of having another nosebleed.

He was no pervert! Was he? Was he?! A hand grabbed his small waist, his thoughts disappeared.

"Wait!" He shouted, "D-don't you know that it's not right for men and women to stay in the same bath when they're not married?"

Yes, great plan, Gaara! He mentally patted his back, but he remembered something. His eyes widened.

"But you're not a man," Sakura continued. "You're a doll."

His eyes drooped to a bored manner, "But I'm still man!" Sakura stuck her tounge out, "Look down."

He did. "I-it's just too small, it shrunk! That's why!" He tried to explain, but she paid no heed and was about to get in the tub and shed the towel off.

He closed his small eyes, he heard her moan. Why wasn't he wet yet? He opened his eyes, making sure not to look at any part of her body. But failed otherwise.

He felt blood run down his nose and quickly swiped it away for her to not notice it. He looked at her blissful expression, her eyes closed, and her cheeks flushed.

He found himself looking at something lower than her face, down her neck, below her collarbone, and.. stop! He closed his eyes quickly.

Sakura opened one of her eyes to stare at the doll with eyes closed tight. She smiled smugly, much like Sasuke.

He was going to pay after what he did to her. She grabbed the doll and place him on her shoulder, oblivious that she was giving him a good spot to view it "all".

He opened his eyes when he felt his skin touch something slightly wet. He looked down and almost fell at the sight below him. He gave a gasp of surprise and a groan of pleasure.

Sakura grinned, she heard that. She was going to play a little bit..

"Aah! Hentai! Hentai!" She said covering her body. The slight movement made Gaara fall to her chest. His face crimson, h looked up and said, "Uh, w-wait! You did that!"

"Well, it wouldn't have happend if you hadn't looked down," Sakura retorted.

"Well, I wouldn't have looked down if you didn't put me up there," Gaara shot back.

Sakura finding no good comeback, stayed quiet and pouted. Gaara smirked triumphantly.

That is before he found himself completely in the middle of two mounds of flesh. He looked to his right, then to his left, then had a nosebleed and fell to the water.

Sakura saw and panicked, he was a doll! Could Gaara swim?! Will his drown?! Her mind raced. She quickly got up and started searching for a sign of a soft-like... thing.

Oh, and just in case you readers may know, the shower curtain is open. And back to the story...

Meanwhile, Sasuke still trying to recover from the shock he just witnessed just stood on Sakura's backyard like a dumb bird... that he is. And tomatos get thrown at the story-teller.

Ahem, he quickly recovered and decided to get a peek again just to make sure, maybe guilt was getting to him.

He once again was peeking through the window, trying to get a glimpse of anything. His eyes looked around and was soon focused on a girl's backside. A naked girl's backside.

Before he could see anything else, his balance broke and he fell once more to the ground.

"Alright, that's it. I've gotten enough," he said while wiping his nose because of the blood. He started to walk home and saw a glimpse of orange, blue, and yellow.

He twitched, what could Naruto be up to now? He followed the boy, Naruto was currently gathering sticks and whatnot.

"Oi, Naruto! What the hell are you doing?" Sasuke called out to him, the boy quickly dropped the things he was holding and turned his head hesitantly to face Sasuke.

"Sasuke! What the hell are you doing here?!" The boy shouted, all the while poiting an accusing finger at him for whatever reason.

Sasuke sighed, his eyes showing complete boredom, "I was at Sakura's hou-"

"So she sent you out to huh? What does Sakura-chan find interesting in a doll?" Naruto asked looking up at the starts logingly.

Sasuke's eyes showed shock for a moment then boredom once more, "So.. the doll, the Gaara doll is.. uh.."

"Alive? You think it's alive?! I think so too! Let's investigate!" Naruto said excitedly, he grabbed the back of Sasuke's shirt and started for Sakura's house once more.

"I never said such a thing, but.. it does make sense. Somewhat.." Sasuke said while his body was flying through the air because of Naruto's speed.

"Naruto?"

"Yeah?" The biy answered through breaths.

"You're an idiot, because you're an idiot and because you like Sakura whom you will never get, because she likes me."

Naruto stopped and dropped Sasuke's body. The raven-haired boy cursed. Naruto looked behind him and grinned smugly, "That's the point why I'm trying to win her from you, because I'm an idiot who can get a pretty girl."

The duo smirked smugly at each other, "And no stupid doll is getting her from me." They both said in unison.

They started to run to Sakura's house.

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Ohohohohoh! :3 I'm evil. Sorry for the late update!

SPOILER!

When Sakura was slammed on the tree by Gaara on episode.. 78 I think. oo;; I forget.

XD

See ya'.