"What do you mean that bitch Catwoman escaped that deathtrap?" Two-face angrily exclaimed, slamming his fists on his ruined desk in his safe house.

Two-face's lieutenant Torcher seemed unfazed behind his welding mask and flamethrower.

"Then the Batfuck has to come in and ruin everything! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Two-face angrily starts pounding on his desk, as a crack starts to form."I want both of them dead. Immediately."

Meanwhile in the Iceberg lounge, the Penguin looks down at his customers from his private balcony. His deep thoughts are dismissed when he hears his private office door open.

He turns to find one of his thugs, standing at the door. "Good evening, Mr. Cobblepot, someone is hear to see you" the thug says. "Well who is it?" Penguin snaps angrily. "The Joker." The thug replies.

Moments later, the Penguin is quickly marching sown the steps as fast his short legs can carry him, his favorite shotgun umbrella in hand. As soon as he opens the front lounge door he is met by the Joker in the courtyard, Harley Quinn by his side, and the Penguin's bouncer at their feet with his skull smashed open.

Joker excitedly exclaims "Ozzie! I haven't seen you in ages!" "Fuck off! I didn't think you forgot about the no clowns policy!" The Penguin angrily shouts, his whole body shaking with fury.

The Joker is shocked with this out burst and exclaims "Well, well, well! I thought the bird had better manners than that! I believe we should go! Please do the honors Harley!"

"Sure thing, mistah J!" Harley enthusiastically exclaims. She equips her special red and black baseball black. Does a cartwheel stops inches away from the Penguin. Front flips over him and cracks him in the back of the knee with her bat. She flips over him again, lifts up her boot and kicks him squarely in the chest.

She cartwheels, flips and lands in the passenger seat of the purple convertible the Joker has just pulled up in. "Catch ya later Ozzie, ya short little stork!" The Joker manically laughs before speeding off.

"Fucking clowns." The Penguin grumbles while getting up from the pavement. "This means war."