Yes, I know. I'm a horrible person! I'm really sorry for taking so long!!

Well forget what I said last chapter. I'm gonna go straight to the burger shop! But I will continue with the other teams afterwards so don't despair!

But thanks to everyone who waited so here's the long awaited chapter!

Questions will be answered, more will appear, the game of mystery shall never disappear! (bleh I know, shoot meh xP)

Warning: Swearing, fighting, OCC-ness, kissing, bondage, and a hell lot more.

Disclaimer: I don't own PoT.


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Burger Shop - Part 1

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So here they were. Hyotei stood in front of the Burger Shop and stared. Actually, just Atobe stared. Disgustingly.

"So..are we going in or not?" Shishido asked.

"This food store does not fit Ore-sama's image."

"Who the hell cares about your image! I'm hungry so let's go in." Mukahi barged in leaving the rest standing there.

"Ore-sama does care, so Ore-sama will not go in."

"Suit yourself." Shishido followed Mukahi in. And so the rest followed in due to their empty stomachs, leaving Atobe and Kabaji in the dust.

"Kabaji."

"Usu."

"You're hungry right?"

"Usu."

"So if any one asks, it's because you wanted to go. Understand?"

"Usu."

"Good."

So..the egoistic man and his servant entered.

When Atobe walked in, he wished he never did.

"YOU SUCK!"

"YOUR THE ONE THAT SUCKS!"

"WELL YOU SUCK LIKE CRAP!"

"WELL YOU SUCK LIKE CRAP MORE!"

"WHAT KIND OF COMEBACK IS THAT, STUPID!?"

"I'M STUPID?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING REDHEAD!"

"WHAT? MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR?! YOUR HAIR IS AS RED AS MINE!"

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

Yes, the two acrobatics a.k.a Eiji and Gakuto wre fighting as usual. And no one cared - as usual. Actually, Oishi would've but he gave up, tired from brekaing up too many fights, and just watched the fight while Oshitari stood next to him and also watched.

"When do you think they'll stop?" Oishi asked.

"Never."

"Agreed."

On the other side of the shop - Jirou was clinging to Fuji, Ryoma was uncharacteristically glomping Ootori, Shishido was trying to pry the OOC Ryoma off of Ootori, Momo and Kaido were also fighting but instead of verbal abuse, they were rolling around on the ground to see who would be strong enough to be on top. Pun intended.

The costumers were all huddled in a corner frightened. They couldn't get out cause Kabaji was blocking the entrance. The workers.. acted like nothing hapened.

Inui was just there in the back observing and laughing evily. Which was awkward to see, but Atobe dismissed it cause he obviously didn't care.

Tezuka came up to Atobe to greet him but for some unknown reason a staring contest began between the two captains.

"Well Tezuka, I'm here."

"Glad you could make it."

"Of course you would."

He wasn't glad.

After the chaos was cleared and everyone calmed down, all the regulars were sitting and chatting like normal people. Ya I know, weird.

"Urghh my head hurts." Ryoma groaned as he leaned back against a chair he was currently sitting on. Fuji smiled.

"Ara, awake already?"

"Um..yes?"

"Ya, ok - now that you're sane and not drunk anymore, tell me a good reason why you were glomping Choutarou." Shishido spat.

"I was glomping someone?"

"Don't tell me you forgot."

"I forgot."

"..Can I just kill this guy?"

"No, he's our ace, so you can't." Inui explained.

"GUYS! I know the reason why Echizen was acting like a drunk kissaholic!" Momo slammed his fists on a table. "It was Fuji-sempai's fault! With the help of Inui-sempai!"

"What makes you say that Momo." Fuji asked dangerously.

"Umm...let me explain. Ahem. Isn't it obvious that Fuji-sempai had asked Inui-sempai to stir up some sort of weird Inui drink to make one who drank it into a drunk person who would kiss/hug/give affection to anyone in a 5m radius! It's so much sense!"

"..." Everyone just stared at him.

"..A.m I wrong?"

Inui pushed his glasses up. "Actually, your theory makes perfect sense and that would be a 96% perfect idea but-"

"-You're wrong." Fuji answered.

"Then the only theory I have left is that he accidently drank sake and got drunk." Momo turned to said boy. "Echizen, did you drink sake and went drunk?"

"..No, I'm under-aged."

"...Um.."

"Fshh, stupid as always."

"What do you mean by that, mamushi?!"

"It's obvious, but I doubt you'dunderstand, teme."

"WHY YOU-!"

And another strangle started.

"Oishi, why aren't you breaking them up-nya?"

"Why should I?" Oishi complained in an un-Oishi like manner. Something was extremely wrong with him. Either that, or it was his off day.

"..Because you're Oishi-nya?"

"CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP WITH ALL THE 'NYA NYA' ALREADY?!" Mukahi exploded.

"WHY?! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!" Kikamaru stuck his tongue out.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!"

And another fight issued.

"Aren't they just lively Tezuka?"

"Fuji, you were the one who caused Echizen to act that way, didn't you?"

"Saa..."

The captain sighed.

"Blackmail"

"No."

"Threats"

"No."

"Assasination"

"That's only for special occasions."

"Then what is it?" Tezuka asked, annoyed.

"I honestly didn't do anything." Fuji said, a smile plastered on.

"..."

"Momo, Kaidoh, stop fighting. Eiji, you stop too." Oishi ordered, reverting back to his normal self – or maybe he had nothing better to do.

"But it's his fault-nya!"

"HOW THE HELL IS IT MY F-" Oshitari, out of nowhere, covered Gakuto's mouth and pulled him away.

"Look, I'm realy bored right now. Why don't you play with me instead of that acrobat." The blue-haired teen said smoothly. Gakuto couldn't say anything so he just nodded.

"...Alright, that's taken care of." Oishi turned to Momo and Kaidoh and pulled them apart. "Momo, if you really want to know the reason to Echizen's problem, just ask Fuji- he'd probably know."

Momo gasped. "That's a great idea!" he turned to face everyone. "Minna! If you want to know what's wrong with Ryoma, capture Fuji-sempai!"

So because everyone had nothing better to do, they ganged up on Fuji, tied him up, and placed the pissed off teen on a seat.

When I'm free, I'll kill you all. Fuji threatened.

With his eyes.

"..."

"What is it?" The sadist cocked his head to the side.

"You look really fuckable right now." Oshitari spoke first. Everyone stared at him.

"What? It's the truth."

"..."

"...Right..ahem Fuji-sempai! You have to tell us what you've done to Ryoma!" Momo pointed an accusing finger at the tensai.

"I didn't do anything, Momo."

"Then explain why he's like this!" Momo pointed behind him to a dazed Ryoma.

"If I tell you guys something, then you better let me go, understand?"

"...Sure."


Ooo a cliffhanger - ya i know im evil ;D

Part 2 of Burger Shop will be next - when Rikkaidai enters! Muaha xD

Thanks so much for all who reviewed! Makes me feel motivated to write heh-!

Stick with me people cause there's a lot more coming. Until then...