A/N: I think that I forget tell you about one detail... Marinette, Adrien, Alya, Nino and their class are 18-19 years old mans. So don't look surprise sometimes at their behavior.
Disclaimer: I do not own Panic! At the Disco songs or content. I do not own Miraculous content.
Chapter 4. Trouble-free method. Almost first quest. There is no pain! Oh, Mari... Possible strategy. Shall surprises stop falling from the sky?!
Alya's POV.
Fifteen minutes! Fucking fifteen minutes they both were on the same cloud and wouldn't come back to Earth. Even slaps didn't work.
"Babe," I turned to Nino. "How do you think is it right that there are only four of us?"
"What do you mean, Nino?" I looked at him with perplexity in my voice.
"I've got the feeling that we missed something very important… Or somebody."
"Huh? I still can't understand you."
"Listen, we both know that they are our friends and partners. But we've got not full team right now."
"You'd like to bring here Chloe?!"
"I know that it is strange idea. But!" He raised his forefinger but then he took thought. "Well, I need some answers at first from our friends to be sure that I'm right."
"At first we should return them back." I grinned. "And it is not easy task."
"Well, our first quest in the game! Task is return Marinette and Adrien back. Reward is answers on some questions." Nino said with a smile. I rolled my eyes. I knew that frequent communication with Chat will end not well. But wait, it is Adrien. ARGH! A frequent communication with Ladybug… Marinette gave me her seriousness and calmness? Because I haven't got another explanation why those silly jokes made my eyes rolling.
Hmm… How turtle puns would like to look? Wait, I already know the answer. Terrible!
Nino's POV.
I've got a theory. But I haven't got the proofs. Also I still don't know how to work with system and how we can communicate with different options.
Since Marinette and Adrien are there more time then we I suspect them that they learnt something new about this world and game.
All we need is returning them. And phrase "Earth to Marinette/Adrien!" will not work.
Apparently Alya had got similar thoughts because her next question sounded slyly:
"The first quest! Which level is close to impossible!"
"Well we've got the last chance. Listen…" I leaned to Alya's ear and started whispering.
Then we with satisfied smiles on our faces leaned to Adrien's and Marinette's ears: I leaned to my bro's and Alya leaned to her bff's.
3… 2… 1…
Marinette's POV.
"Adrien is close to Lila and she is trying to grab his hand and kiss him." I heard Alya's voice.
WHAT?! HOW DARE THIS LIAR KISS MY ADRIEN?!
"Ouch! Guys! Can you be more accurate, please? It is fine to not to feel the pain but it doesn't mean that you should hurt everybody!" I heard Alya's and Nino's voices. Then I remembered that now we're in the game and that there is no Lila there.
I calmed down and exchanged glances with Adrien. Then we looked at our friends who were lay under our knees and sighed guiltily.
Adrien's POV.
"Chloe is conducted Nathaniel to Marinette and he is trying to kiss her now." I heard Nino's voice.
WHAT?! HOW DARE THEY BOTH ESPECIALLY NATHANIEL DO IT TO MY MARINETTE?
"Ouch! Guys! Can you be more accurate, please? It is fine to not to feel the pain but it doesn't mean that you should hurt everybody!" I heard Alya's and Nino's voices. Then I remembered that now we're in the game and that there is no Chloe or Nathaniel there.
I calmed down and exchanged glances with Marinette. Then we looked at our friends who were lay under our knees and sighed guiltily.
Nino's POV.
"First quest is complete!" I wheezed.
"With the price of two bodies who tried to hurt us, and now press us down to the ground." Alya wheezed too.
"We're sorry guys." Adrien said.
"But you should choose phrases more carefully." Marinette added.
"Could you let us stand up? I like the smell of earth but it doesn't mean that I like it taste!" Seriously, last two minutes I tried to not accidently touch the earth with my tongue.
"We're sorry again." They pulled out their knees from our backs and gave us their hands to help us.
"So, we returned you back. Can you answer to me on some questions?" I started fill the space of knowledge about this world.
"What do you want to know?"
"Is there any ways to communicate with each other?"
"Do you see a blinking in the corner of your eye?" Adrien asked us.
"Wait a sec." I and Alya said in the same time. "Yes. What is it?"
"Now pretend that it is a mail box and you should open it. Try to pretend that it is a screen and your eyes can lead the way to mouse."
"And you explain it to me in other way." Marinette said offended a little.
"Purr-incess, we work together very long time so we are understand each other sometimes without any words."
"Purr-haps, I consider it as a compliment."
"MARINETTE? WHAT THE HELL? PUNS?" Alya shouted.
"I wanted to make something nice to mine kitty."
"Why you did it? He is on cloud-nine now!"
"Can you stop your conversation on a minute, please?" I didn't want interrupt them because it was funny to listen and watch them but I hadn't got a choice. "Marinette, you are the most professional gamer who I know. Is it gonna be good if I will invite Chloe there from the point of building a good group? I think that all our team should fight with this akuma and additional hands will help us with it."
"How do you want to do this? I'm not against it because if I'm thinking right we need at minimum one more member to make our chances to survive there! Oh, you even don't know what situation we have…"
Marinette's POV.
What a nice feeling to send Chat on the next reboot! One little pun and compliment, and he is out. And I even didn't start flirting with him! Yes, it is a little revenge for all those years of puns, jokes and flirt which he done to me. It's gonna be funny…
Then Nino asked me about Chloe. After few minutes I realized that it is really not bad idea. Yes, we will listen some of her yelling but we can handle with it. Plus, I started forming a plan how to survive there and the fifth man was really required. Especially if take into consideration our abilities.
Nino is definitely tank, the man who take all shots on his shield as same as Carapace. Plus he and Alya already said that there is no pain.
Alya is clearly wizard or mage. Her abilities when she is Rena Rouge directly connected with magic so she wouldn't have problems with it.
Chloe… Her ability is based on venom. And the venom is a feature of assassins or rogues. Plus it is the same with her nature.
Me and Adrien… Adrien is professional fencer. He knows how to use this type of weapon. He is definitely dd-person(damage dealer). Well and me… I already used yo-yo so much so I can't imagine myself with another weapon in my hands. But I will have yo-yo only when I will transform in Ladybug (I already glanced on my abilities and their description). And what about the moments when we're not in our hero transformation (make a mental note to ask Nino and Alya about their abilities if they have got them)? Hmm… I'm gonna be a damage dealer too but with kusarigama*.
Then I described to Nino and Alya the situation that we had got at this moment. And I warned them about timeline.
"Marinette, can we talk privately?" Suddenly I heard Adrien's voice. "Don't worry, it will take few minutes."
I shrugged and followed to him.
Adrien's POV.
"M'Lady! You can't be so tough with the poor Chat!" I asked looking in her blue eyes. Very beautiful eyes…
"What do you mean?" She pretended that she doesn't understand what I meant. But I saw it.
"You know! I… I always wondered that you, M'Lady, will call me your Chat. And then compliments. Spill out: what did you plan?"
"It's a little revenge for previous years." Then she leaned to my ear and whispered very sensually. "Get ready: the next step is flirt and it is not final step."
And then she bit softly my ear.
I don't know how I still was standing.
And then she kissed me in lips!
Chat's heaven, I came back!
Marinette's POV.
"Girl, what was it?" Alya asked me.
"What? We only were talking."
"Yup. But after simple conversation guys don't settle down with happy smile on their faces."
I looked back. Haw… It seems that I'm a little overdone with him. But who knew that he has huger crush on me than I had on him?
"Be careful Marinette. You are very bright illustration of this song, you know?"
"Which song?"
"This:
"We've waited so damn long, we're sick and tired
I won't leave any doubt or stone unturned
I've got a collar full of chemistry from your company
So maybe tonight I'll be the libertine…"**" Alya sang. "And remember about first lines of the second verse. I think it would be sad if he will lose one of his lives by this way."
"And what did you do to Nino that he is so quiet?"
"Me?" Alya looked at me. "I was looking for you both guys."
We turned to Nino and heard his quiet, "Yes!"
Again flash of light. And in five meters from us Chloe landed.
But she wasn't alone.
I sighed. What should we tell to Kim and Rose?
A/N: *: Kusarigama is a weapon which appeared in the period of XIV-XVI centuries in Japan. It contains of chain (kusari), sickle (kama) and shock load (fundo).
**: Panic! At the Disco, "Collar Full".
