A/N: Sorry for the delay. I was starting to write chapter four and I kept deleting it. So anyway here it is.

Chapter Four

Alicia looked from George to Fred to down Fred to back up at Fred with a priceless disgusted look on her face. They knew what she was thinking, they had used polyjuice potion to turn themselves into to females, walked in and listened to secrets that weren't meant for their ears, and now they were probably going to have to pry fifty percent of the Hogwarts population off them one manicured finger at a time.

"You...both of you... I cannot believe it!" Screamed Alicia.

The twins looked at each other. Each pondering what to do next. Fred thought he'd just calmly explain his undying love for Angelina and his extreme obsession to make her fall madly in love with him and then they could ride off into the sunset...maybe that was a little much.

"I told you it was girls only!" Said Alicia.

A lightbulb turned on above Fred's flaming red hair: Reverse Psychology.

"Girl's only eh? Keeping secret's from guys eh?"

George caught on quickly.

"Keeping things from the male race eh?"

"You're looney."

"No we're BUTTS!"

"Exactly!" Said Alicia.

"No, BUTTS: Boys Union..."

"To Terminate Sexism!"

"Keeping secrets from boys is not being sexist."

The twins were about to come back with another come back but were interrupted by Angelina... and Oliver Wood.

"Wood!" Growled Fred under his breath.

"Uh, Oliver I think Fred and George are..."

"Making a statement!" Said George.

"A very odd statement." Said Angelina, now taking notice of what Fred and George were wearing.

"Yeah, I'll go now." Said Oliver. "Bye Angie."

Angie! He called her Angie! I'll smack a bludger to his head, take out my own captain yeah!

"What are you doing? And why are you in a tea cloth?" Asked Angelina.

"Doesn't anyone care that George is in a skirt?" Screamed Fred.

"We're starting a union." Said George.

"For what cause?"

"Getting rid of sexism."

"That's a worthy cause, count me in."

"Angelina, they are...they're off their rockers!" Screamed Alicia.

Angelina looked at the twins once more. Her eyes obviously looking at Fred in a tea cloth.

"Yes, but if they are putting their efforts into something good."

"Angie, their union name is BUTTS!" Said Alicia.

"Boys Union To Terminate Sexism." Said Fred.

"That's really clever!"

"Yes, but do you know why their starting a boys union? Because they read our list and now their turning it around and saying that keeping the list from them is sexism."

"You read the list? Frederick, whatever your middle name is,Weasley!"

Fred put on his puppy dog face and walked over to Angelina.

"I cannot believe you did that. After we told you not to. How far did they get?"

"They were just about to read theirs when the polyjuice potion wore off."

Angelina's eyes grew wider.

"That was you?"

Angelina pushed passed Fred and into hole behind the portrait of the Fat Lady, who was now swinging merrily back and forth, due to being drunk (again) with her friend Violet. Alicia, said good night to the twins and ran after her friend.

"Why do you think she's so upset?" Asked Fred.

"I don't know ask a girl."

A/N: A wise boy once said, 'I don't know ask a girl'. No I'm not sexist... anyway, this didn't turn out exactly how I wanted it, but I had to update, cuz it's been a month ( I think exactly today!) So review and I'm gonna start trying to write chapter 5. Grrr... I need to take a writing class so I can write description not so much dialogue. Anyway. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZA!