Lola: Finally! We're done loading Vanzilla. That took way longer than I thought it would.
Lori: We would've gotten done faster if Leni had actually helped instead of just sitting on the couch.
Mallow came outside, annoyed about how Lori was complaining about her.
Lori: Why were you watching the Cooking Channel anyway?
Lynn Sr.: Now, now, now. Let's not discourage Leni's sudden, newfound interest.
Mallow: It is not a newfound interest at all.
Lori: You have never once…
Lynn Jr.: Can we stop this strange conversation and hit the road?
Lynn Sr.: Yes! But let's all pee first.
Everyone except Mallow went inside.
Almost Everyone: A vacation is what we're going on! A vacation is what we're going on! A vacation is what we're going on!
Mallow: Yeah, 'cause that won't get annoying.
Mallow went inside and went back to watching TV. Lillie showed up and was angry.
Mallow (thinking): I still don't get why she's here.
Lillie: I know it's you, Mallow.
Mallow: What? How did you know? I mean, I'm not Mallow. Who's Mallow?
Lillie: …I like what happens to you later today.
Lillie walked away.
Later
After everyone was done in the bathroom, Lily asked them to all sit on the couch. She pushed her painting (covered with a sheet) in front of them.
Lincoln: Lily! What do you think you're doing?! I really wouldn't do that if I were you.
Lily: Ta-da!
Lily pulled off the sheet. Everyone reacted to the painting. Lincoln faked his reaction so no one would know he already saw it.
Lincoln: That is such a great painting. It is so cute. Wait. Is that Anthony and Crazy Lillie? That makes me so mad.
Rita: Lily Vivian Loud! Your father and I said no painting. You're grounded. You don't get to come on the vacation.
Almost everyone: *gasp*
Lynn Sr.: She can't go on the vacation? Don't you think that's too much?
Rita: No. She went behind our backs and disobeyed us.
Lynn Sr.: But she's just a baby.
Rita: No, she isn't. Despite what she may think, 3-year-olds are not babies.
Rita looked over at Lillie.
Rita: Can you babysit, I mean, watch Lily?
Lillie: I was gonna go to Anthony's house, but sure.
Rita: Good. Everybody but Lily and Lillie, in the…
Lillie: Wait. Isn't there something you wanna ask Lincoln?
Rita: Oh, right. There is.
Rita pointed at Lily's painting.
Rita: Lincoln, did you know about this?
Lincoln: What? Why?
Rita: Because your reaction to it sounded completely fake.
Lincoln: …..Yes, I knew about it.
Rita: So why didn't you tell me?
Lincoln: Because I didn't want Lily to…
Rita: You can't go on vacation either.
Almost everyone: *gasp*
Rita: Lillie, you're free to go.
Lily got happy for a second.
Rita: Not you.
Lillie went to the front door. Lincoln followed her.
Lincoln: Why did you do that? How did you even know I…?
Lillie: I'm from the future, I know many things that are gonna happen, and I can't let them get changed.
Lincoln: STOP SAYING YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE!
Lillie left.
Lynn Sr.: What has gotten into you, Rita? You're being a huge…
Rita: Everybody but Lily and Lincoln, get in the van.
Almost everyone refused to get in the van because if Lily and Lincoln didn't get to go, they didn't wanna go either.
Mallow: Not me, I still wanna go.
Rita pushed almost everyone into the van and drove off with everyone but Lincoln and Lily.
Lincoln: Well, this is happening apparently. What do you wanna do?
Lily took her painting and hit Lincoln in the face with it. This caused him to hit his head on the floor, knocking him unconscious. Then Lily called Lightning.
Lily: Hey, my mommy decided she doesn't love me anymore, so you wanna come over, throw a party, and trash the house?
Lightning: Sounds good. Not your mommy not loving you, having a party.
Lily: She still loves me, I was being sarcastic.
Lightning: I don't know what the means, but okay.
