CHAPTER 4…..WE GET TO SEE THE EVIL SIDE OF CANA….ENJOY.

It was a dull and cloudy day in Magnolia, and there were chances of rain again.

"SLAVE! GET ME A BARREL OF BEER!" Cana yelled. Natsu suddenly appeared carrying a barrel. He was dressed in a waiter suit and his hair were neatly jelled straight back. "Yes Cana" he groaned. "That's Mistress Cana to you slave" Cana said, smirking. "Yes Mistress Cana". At that moment, Lucy walked into the guild and heard Cana. "Cana….why is Natsu your slave?" Lucy asked, taking a seat next to Cana. "Did you forget the dare I gave him yesterday?" Cana asked. Lucy recalled the disastrous game that them played yesterday and shuddered. "Natsu! Come here!" Cana yelled. Natsu came immediately. "Yes Mistress Cana?" "Be my foot stool" Cana said. Natsu stared at her for a few seconds, then said "As you wish Mistress Cana". Lucy stared at him with an 'are-you-serious' look. Natsu leaned down on all four and started acting as a footstool. Suddenly, Lucy noticed Gray walking towards them. "Hey Cana! Can you ask your slave to clean that part of the guild? It's covered with mud…..Juvia and Max had a small battle" Gray said. "Slave! Clean those parts of the guild which has the mud….in fact…..clean the whole guild! No magic allowed…..use a tooth brush and Dettol…..it kills 99.9% of the germs that are present" Cana said. "Yes Mistress Cana" Natsu said automatically. Natsu went on to get the toothbrush and Dettol. "Dettol?" Lucy asked, raising one of her eyebrows. "Yeah….Dettol! It kills 99.9% of the germs!" Cana replied. "I know….you already said that" Lucy said. "Wait….if Dettol kills 99.9% of the germs…then what about that 0.1% of the germs? Won't they multiply and take over again?" Gray asked. "Can we stop talking about Dettol now?" Lucy asked. "Yeah sure…..by the way….Gray…your shirt" Cana pointed out.

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Natsu was kneeling down on one knee and scrubbing the floor with all his might. "WHY WON'T THIS MUD COME OFF?!" he yelled in frustration. "Because I froze it a little" Gray said, appearing out of nowhere. "STUPID ICE FREAK!" Natsu cursed. Gray laughed. "I heard that!" Cana said. Suddenly, Natsu got electrified. "OWW….THAT HURT!"Natsu yelled, rubbing his neck which had a silver collar around it. "Ohhh….so THAT'S how you're getting Natsu to do stuff" Lucy said. Cana nodded. "It's a remote controlled electrifier collar….so when he doesn't listen to me….I electrify him". "Cana…..that could be really dangerous! Natsu could die!" Lucy whispered to her. "It's only a mild shock….besides….it's all part of the dare….and why are you fretting over him? It's not that you LIKE him or anything" Cana said, grinning. Lucy suddenly went scarlet. "W-what…no….nothing lik-" "Lucy….I heard you answering yesterday so there's no point in hiding it….but you can trust me….I won't tell anyone" Cana whispered. Lucy nodded. She knew she could trust Cana. "And besides….I'm going easy on him about being my slave…I could make him do worse" Cana said.

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Natsu was scrubbing the floor as hard as he could. No luck. The legendary Dettol that kills 99.9% germs wasn't helping in any way. He could have used his magic to melt the thin layer of ice that was on the mud, but it wasn't worth it. Natsu face planted his head on the mud. There was a loud "CRACK" as a bit of the mud chipped and came off. Natsu's eyes widened. He grinned and face planted again. A little more mud came off. Natsu started laughing like a maniac as he kept face planting. Every time, he raised his head really high, then face planted hard. "Do you think he's gone mad" Wakaba asked Macao. Both of them had no idea about the truth or dare game. "He was always insane" Macao replied, shaking his head. Now, Natsu was walking around and face planting on the mud. By now, the whole guild was staring at Natsu. Cana and Gray were on the floor laughing their heads off. Wendy walked up to Natsu. "Umm…Natsu-san? Are you okay? Do you have a brain fever or did you hit your head? I can cure you if you want…" Wendy said in her usual quiet voice. "No thanks Wendy! I'm okay!" Natsu said cheerfully, face planting again. "H-his stupidity i-is HIGHLY entertaining!" Cana choked through tears of laughter. Lucy couldn't help giggling.

Suddenly, Elfman walked into the guild, holding a colourful book (which no one notice….lucky for him). For a second, everyone's attention turned to Elfman. "I'm going for a job Mira-nee!" he called out to his older sister. "Okay Elfman! Just tell me which one you're going to" Mirajane said, smiling as usual. Elfman walked to the board with the jobs pinned on it and stood beside Nab. He looked up, trying to decide which job to pick. "Elfman….what's that book that you're carrying?" Nab suddenly asked him. "Nothing….nothing at all" Elfman said, trying to hide the book, but a little too late. Nab had read the cover and was trying to hide his laughter. "why do you have that book?" Nab asked trying to stifle his laughter. "It was-" Elfman started, but he noticed Mira looking at him. Elfman sighed. "It's my favourite book. I love reading it" Elfman said, forcing a smile. He turned around, grabbed a random job paper and walked to Mirajane to show her the job, ignoring Nab's laughter. He walked out the guild, ignoring Natsu face planting all around. Cana had overheard the whole conversation and smirked. "SLAVE! Come here right now!" Cana ordered Natsu. Natsu stopped face planting and came up to Cana immediately. "Yes Mistress Cana?" he asked. "I have a job for you that you actually might like" Cana said, grinning evilly. She whispered something in Natsu's ear, and a grin appeared on Natsu's face. "Your wish is my command Mistress Cana…your wish is my command" Natsu said. He ran out of the guild, messing up his hair again so it was all spiky. "What did you ask him to do?" Lucy asked Cana curiously. "Just wait and watch" Cana said.

END OF CHAPTER 4…REVIEWS PLZZ :DDD ( I LIKE REVIEWS :3) BTW, IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS FOR TRUTHS OR DARES, PLZ TELL ME :P I MIGHT USE THEM IN MY FANFIC, THXX.