Chef's Cooking, The First Elimination, and Romance!
A/N: Sorry for the late update. I got caught up in school and stuff so it was hard to find time to do anything. Well as ONE person guessed no Dr. Octagonapus is sadly not mine. He belongs to DOM FERA and THE LAZER COLLECTION. And yes its spelt with a "z". So since one person guessed correctly that person's person will get a hint for a challenge that might be helpful, hurtful, or give the answer to the million dollar challenge. Nobody guessed a relationship so I can't tell you exactly what you will get if you guess correctly. Another thing if you guess the real world reference I make in each chapter your character will be rewarded. ONE more thing. I you guess who said the quote I put up your character will not+(x-33+9-73)(solve for x) get a prize!
Quote: "If I'm the evil genius and your my henchman what's that kid over there?"
*The camera flashes to show Chris standing on the edge of a building.* "Last time on Total Drama H/V!" Chris shouts into the camera revealing his perfectly white teeth. "The second eleven where introduced and we had a talent show to see whose powers rocked and whose sucked. The talent show ended in a tie and both teams where stuck into the NO ASS Motel after Dr. Octagonapus blew up their original choice." Chris laughs to himself and doesn't notice Dr. Octagonapus sneak up behind him. "The first elimination challenge is happening today and the losers will send home one of their own! Because this is-"
"DR. OCTAGONAPUS BW--"
"Total Drama Heroes and Villains! AHHHHHH" Chris runs off camera and static appears on the screen.
*The camera goes past Chris who is sitting next to a bank that's wall explodes and reveals Robert standing in the rubble with two demonic goons and several money bags around him. The camera then zooms towards the highest building on which Luna is hovering right near the edge. She gasps and is tackled by Marvin and both go over the edge and into a pool. The camera follows and it then focuses on Destiny who is manipulating the water into different shapes and people. There's a flash of white and it shows Trista at a toxic waste plant looking like she was in heaven. Then Rudy comes into the picture and wraps his arm around Trista. There's another flash of light and the camera goes to the park where Cooper and Scotty are talking. Several animals are around Scotty and at that moment Cooper changes into his female, plant version. The camera changes to show Ann, Lexi, and Chelsea in an old warehouse. Ann takes off her head and tosses it up and down. Then Lexi grabs it and moves it around the room with her powers. Chelsea meanwhile is trying to light several things on fire. Once again the camera shifts to Olivia and Kan. Olivia trips and starts to fall but Kan catches her but then gets shocked and they both fall. Just then Jeff walks in and lifts them both telepathically. The camera moves to a restaurant and it shows Bren touching things and making five star food with his hands. In the background Chef is looking into a mirror when Karen appears and makes him jump. Chef's knife goes into the air and lands in Will's shoulder. He looks at it and then takes it out and washes it in the sink. Finally the camera shows Olga and Matthew. Matthew sneezes and crystals come out of his nose. Olga giggles and Matthew blushes like crazy. Out of the corner of the camera you see Violet and Cress hiding from the camera. Out of nowhere Teck's head comes up and he holds up a rather bizarre laser. Using it he shoots into the sky and the stars form the words Total Drama Heroes and Villains, with everybody underneath them.*
The camera shows the NO ASS Motel from outside. It flashes and shows Kan on the roof meditating. He was in the stereotypical meditating position sitting crossed legged on the ledge of the roof. The camera leaves him and goes through each room showing what the young heroes/ villians where doing. All of them where asleep but, several had odd sleeping habits. Chelsea being that she a pyro, when she let out her breath several flames shot out of her mouth and came close to burning the ceiling. Trista's room was filled with a green-ish haze that would have killed anyone in her room. Bren wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary until he muttered something about dolphins being the devil's pet.
Suddenly all the phones rang at once and everybody except Kan (who wasn't in his room or asleep) woke up and made impossibly ridiculous grabs for the phone.
Confession Cam
Teck: Who in their right minds wakes up 22 TEENAGERS at five o'clock in the morning!
Kan: *Smirking* It was funny to see it once but twice just killed me.
Once everybody had a phone in their hands Chris' impossibly cheery voice came through the other end. "This is your wake up call! Get your butts in gear and ccome on out!" The call ended and about fifty percent of the teens fell back asleep immediately. Twenty-five percent tried to get up but fell asleep and the other twenty-five percent got up and went outside.
The camera shows about three kids outside standing next to Chris. These three are Kan, Marvin, and Teck. Everybody else was asleep inside. Chris holds up a button.
"Luckily I planned for this!" Chris pushes the button and you can hear the phones in the motel ring again. Then there are scrambles of panic and several screams are heard. In no less than five minutes everybody was outside either in their pajamas or dressed messily.
Marvin looked at Chris. "Wot did that button do?" Chris smiled and uttered the words, "Dr. Octagonapus." and Marvin understood.
"Now that your all up its time for breakfast!" Chris shouted knowing fully that these people where obviously not morning people. "Follow me!"
The camera flashes white and shows everyone standing in front of a ramshackle restaurant. Chef pops out from behind the counter and gives everybody a tray. Then he plops a suspicious looking purple substance onto the trays smiling and muttering, "Enjoy." to everybody who got a piece.
Confession Cam
Luna: That food looked like the stuff that comes out of my hands! ITS DISGUSTING!!!!
Rudy: *Eating the purple stuff* It could really be worse.
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It was obvious by how people where sitting who was friends and who was not. Cooper, Ann, Scotty, Matt, and Bren conttroled one table and seemed to be the dominate force on the Demon Porpoises. The other Porpoises seemed scattered amongst the group. Karen, Olivia, Destiny, and Trista made another table but lacked the presence of the first. The there was Teck, Destiny, and Robert who seemed to have no power but Teck was contemplating something and you could tell.
The Porcupines however all sat at one huge combined table with all eleven people sitting close to each other and whispering things about the other team that where probably not true but couldn't be disproved either.
The restaurant was quite and the tension was pop able until....
BANANANANANANA BANANANANA WHEN THERE"S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL!! TEEN TITANS!" Chris was standing at the center of the restaurant holding the boom box that was producing the song. Out of know where a bird flew through the window and morphed into a green boy in tight black and purple spandex. The south wall of the building was destroyed and a girl with red hair, green eyes, and a very revealing outfit flew in and took her place opposite of the green boy. The was a loud bang and a metal man walked in and stood in front of the green boy. A dark energy filled the room and standing in front of the red haired girl stood a extremely pale girl in a blue cloak covering her black leotard (Destiny had to shut Robert's mouth). And finally a boy in way to tight red, green, and yellow spandex blew through the window and took his place in front of the group.
The song meanwhile was still playing. Just as the song started to wrap up Lexi screamed, "I can't take it anymore!" and took the boom box from Chris and throwing it against the wall. The boom box shattered and fell to the ground producing no more music.
Everyone looked at Lexi with raised eyebrows and wide eyes. Lexi blushed and muttered the word, "Sorry." and sat back down.
"Okay," Chris said eying Lexi with a frown. "well everyone meet the Teen Titans!" Chris pointed to the odd assortment of kids. Nobody in the room looked impressed. "They are here to explain and partake in your first elimination challenge!" The Titans looked surprised at this.
"Yo! What's this? We didn't sign up to play some game here I heard that there was going to be meat and cars!" The metal guy said who's name turned out to be Cyborg.
"I too heard of the glorious celebrations and tunes." The girl in the revealing out fit said spaciously. Her name was Starfire.
"I heard that we where getting a sneak peek at the new Sly Cooper 4!" Green Boy said. Naturally his name was Beast Boy.
"Yeah, and I heard that we where going to a kung-fu demonstration." Mr. Spandex obviously confused. "Raven what where you told?"
Raven the last girl to speak said in a very monotonous voice, "I was told that we where going on a game show to help twenty-two super heroes beat the crap out of each other in a game of capture the flag."
"And Raven is right!" Chris shouted. "As for the rest of you it said in the letter to sign here right? Well if you did that means you agreed to this contract." Chris held up a thick stack of papers.
Beast Boy looked at Cyborg. "That's why it was so heavy."
Chris turned back to the contestants. "Well as Raven said you will be competing in an extreme game of capture the flag. Here's how it will work. Each team will be assigned half of the city to hide their flag. Your team will have a jail to put prisoners in. And when I mean prisoners I mean you have to put hand cuffs on them yourself." Chris pulled out a pair of slandered grade hand cuffs. "You can guard the flag you can guard the prison anything goes except for killing!" Chris looked at Jeff and Rudy.
Confession Cam
Jeff: I wouldn't really kill someone on television!
Rudy: Damn
Commercial:
I forget who I'm supposed to be advertising so ummm... yeah. Read Amythist Turtle's Generic Exagerations on the Teen Titans. Its pretty funny.
"Now you might be wondering why the Titans are here." Chris said to the contestants. "Well they are going to be split up and put on teams.
"There are five of them so it won't be even, idiot." Olivia shouted.
"Good point!" Chris looked at the Titans. "Cyborg your going to be ref you got that?" Cyborg looked ready to explode but Chris shouted quickly, "Outside everyone!"
The camera flashed and it showed everyone standing outside the restaurant in their teams. Raven and Starfire where on the Demon Porpoise's side and Robin and Beast Boy where on the Porcupine's side.
Chris came out of the restaurant and shouted, "Teams I will give you four minutes to hide your flag!" Everybody rushed in different directions trying to find a good hiding place. Teck stood in the same place and moved up to Chris.
"Four minutes isn't nearly long enough." The little boy said.
Chris laughed. "Sure it is!"
Demon Porpoises.
The camera shows Destiny sticking the flag in between two circular rocks near the water. Everyone looks at it and laughs. Destiny looks bewildered. "What?"
"Its just the way the long pole is in between the two rocks!" Robert says pointing and out of breath.
"Yes,that looks very much like my Robin's-" The screen freezes right as Starfire is about to finish her sentence. Chris pops into frame.
"Sorry folks technical difficulties we have to skip ahead three seconds. Oh and she was about to say bunny rabbit. I swear."
The camera rolls again and it shows everyone looking at Starfire with mixed expressions from disgusted (Olivia) to impressed (Tritsa). Everyone said that the flag was good where it was and stayed as far away from Starfire as possible.
Porcupines From Down Under
The teams flag is in place of a streetlamp right in the middle of the road. Violet looked at it skeptically.
"You really think they won't notice the one streetlamp that is two times shorter than any of the others?" She asked Robin.
"Its to obvious they won't suspect." Robin countered standing there in his super tight spandex.
Chelsea trying hard not to laugh at Robin said in a muttered tone, "Yeah right."
"What was that?" Robin shot at her coming so close to her that she could smell baby powder.
Confession Cam
Chelsea: You got get in those things somehow.
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A shot rang out in the distance and Chris face appeared on the jumbo-tron that happened to be easily viewed by everyone. "Times up! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the Porcupines looked at Lexi for guidance. "What?" Lexi questioned.
"You're the captain tell us what to do!" Will shouted at her.
Lexi let out a sigh and started giving positions. "Okay Robin, Beast Boy, Cress, Marvin, Chelsea, Kan, and me will be on offense. Will and Rudy guard the jail. Violet and Jeff guard the flag at all costs. If you see anyone try and get them in cuffs Olga and Luna try and capture the jail. Got it? GO, GO,GO!" Lexi grabbed full control and told the team exactly what to do. Like a real leader should.
Confession Cam
Jeff: Was it me or was that kinda hot?
Marvin: Wow. I didn't think she could take control like that.
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Demon Porpoises
"Guys listen up!" Bren shouted at the teens who where idly walking and chatting like there wasn't a challenge at risk. "Me, Matt, Scotty, Ann, Robert, Raven, and Starfire are on offense. Destiny and Trista protect the flag. And Olivia and Teck make sure the jail isn't over run." Everyone nodded in agreement and went to their posts. Bren looked over his offense. "Okay come with me. Oh and Cooper and Karen you guys come to."
The camera flashes and shows the Porpoises about to cross over. Bren turns to Cooper and Karen. "Okay you two try and get a hold of the enemy jail if you can. If you can't don't sweat it just come and help on offense. Got it? GO!" The pair ran off and across the line dispersing behind a building.
"Okay guys are you ready for this?" It wasn't much of a question but Bren got nods in response. "I can see their offense coming. No matter what happens we will prevail because we are the DEMON PORPOISES! CHARGE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone roared a battle cry (except Raven) and started to run towards the opposing offense. Cress changed into a lion and picked Beast Boy as his target. Matt made his arms crystalline and charged for Robin who had his bo staff out and twirling. Mentally each person chose someone to fight and aimed directly at them. The first and final game of extreme capture the flag had begun.
Commercial:
Haha! Now you have to read this because if you do then you get a prize but since most of you will skip over this why even bother putting anything? I don't know!
Porcupines From Down Under
"HAVE NO MERCY! GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING! PORCUPINES!! CHARGE!" Lexi screamed above the roar of the Porpoises. Everyone on the offense matched up with whoever they thought they would be best against (conveniently that was the same persons the porpoises had chosen). The teams collided and the fighting started. Immediately all contact with team members became impossible to the sounds of fighting. It was even hard to hear over the roars of fierce animals, screams of pain, and the own pounding in your ears that sounded like a bass drum all around you but nowhere to be seen. Lexi jumped high into the air and slammed into Raven and started punching her in the face. Almost immediately she was blasted off and slammed into the side of a building making her head pound even more. Raven started throwing items that where placed on the street. Lexi tried to jump out of the way but couldn't and was hit by a lamp post. Lexi couldn't move her legs didn't work. Raven lifted a car above her head and.... WHAM! Raven was knocked away by Jeff who lent a hand to help Lexi up but was tackled by Bren.
Bren threw Jeff into a building and charged again. Jeff on the other hand recovered more quickly than expected. Jeff threw a punch and got Bren in the stomach. Bren groaned and went to his knees. Jeff tried to kick Bren but a small wall met his foot and Jeff shouted a swear and grabbed his toes. Bren grabbed Jeff's leg that wasn't in the air and tripped Jeff. Jeff fell and tried to swipe at Bren's legs. His foot met his legs and Bren fell and hit his head on the pavement. Jeff was pretty sure he saw blood but getting up he left Bren and went to find another person.
Cress' fight Scotty wasn't going well. Scotty was to agile for him every time he switched Scotty was sending all sorts of animals his way and jumping on his back and scratching at his eyes. Cress fended off some pigeons to find Scotty jumping at him. Cress switched to a T-rex and swatted her away with his tail. Scotty landed heavily on the cement and Cress realized that he might have gone to far. Switching back to human form he rushed over to her body. Scitty giggled as soon as he was in reach and jumped on his chest to start punching and scratching.
So far Lexi's team was losing.
Demon Porpoises
The ground shook and everyone looked to where Matt and Robin where fighting. Matt had just destroyed a car trying to hit Robin. Matt made an overhead cut at Robin. Robin brought up his bo staff in a block, only resulting in his staff being cut in half. Robin threw the remains aside and started to punch Matt. Matt swung his arm in one final punch to finish Robin off.
Cooper and Olga got to the jail and noticed that no one was their to defeat and take the jail from. Olga looked at Cooper. "We have to get on defence. Our offense doesn't sound like its doing to well." Even here far away from the battle you could still hear it.
Cooper nodded and they started to run back.
Destiny and Trista where bored out of their minds. The battle was in viewing distance and they where stuck on flag duty. Trista looked at Destiny. "Should we go help?"
Destiny wanted to say yes but turned back to Trista and said, "No we shouldn't leave." Trista looked upset but stayed at her post. Out of nowhere Kan jumped out from behind a building and threw a large rock at Trista. The rock connected with her head and she fell unconscious. Destiny now startled by Kan and his rock quickly started bending water to attack him. Kan dodged all of them and swung a bat he had in his hand at Destiny's legs. The bat too connected and with a sickening snap Destiny fell to the ground with a broken leg. Kan as quickly as he could grabbed the flag and headed for the line.
Porcupines From Down Under
Chelsea threw Ann off and scorched her shirt in multiple places. Turning on her heels she whipped a fire ball at Matt and saw Robin stand up and tackle him again. Ann came back at her and threw her across the battlefield and into a lamp post. Chelsea groaned and tried to get up but her legs failed her. Then she heard the impossible thing. Running footsteps and the shout of "MAKE A HOLE!" It was Kan! He had the flag! Chelsea's legs turned back on and she jumped back on her feet and saw Kan run by. So did Ann. Chelsea ran at top speed. Ann was about to get to Kan when....WHAMM! She was hit by a flying blur of red hair and minimal fabric.
Chelsea made a mental note to thank Starfire and turned to the crowd, still running next to Kan. Kan nodded and slowed down. Chelsea lit her body on fire and screamed, "COME GET SOME!" Charging forward Chelsea's flaming body made the perfect hole to get Kan though. Three feet.....two feet......one step!
Chris's face appeared on the jumbo-tron again. "STOP!" Everyone fighting stopped and looked to Chris with black eyes, bloody skin, and ripped clothing. "We have a winner! The Porcupines From Down Under win invincibility!" Cheers of triumph came from the winning side and swears galore from the losing team. "Losers come with me!" Chris walked out of a door next to the battlefield and waved the losers along.
Confession Cam
Lexi: They tried hard. That's what makes me proud.
Rudy: I can't believe we *beep*ing lost!
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The camera showed Chris standing on a podium with all of the losers behind him. He turned to face them. "In this game a mask represents your life. If you don't recive a mask you must walk up to the Podium of Shame confess your true identity, walk down the Carpet of Lamness, get in the Spaceship of Freaks and leave the set. Oh, and you can never come back, eva." Chris smiled and picked up a card with the names on it. "And the masks go to......"
Dun, dun, dunnnnnn! Well you guys at home have to send in your votes and explain why you want that person to go home. Oh and if the person you want to go home wasn't mentioned please don't assume they did bad. As soon as I get all the votes (eleven of them) I'll start on the next chapter.
