Monday 29th June

Monday 29th June

3:21 pm

We're all in the minibus going to the airport. The driver is a very grumpy old man who obviously isn't a morning person. Mind you neither are we…The only person making any sense this early in a morning is Jas. She is ludicrously happy. I might have to drug her up or something because it's going to be a very long week if she keeps acting like this! I'm sat next to Dave, he managed to grunt as he got on the coach but that is it. It's only me, Dave, Jas and Tom still awake. Everyone else has fallen asleep. Sven looks quite cute when he is quiet actually.

2 Minutes later

'Hey kittykat, you tired?' Dave said

'Dave, tired doesn't even come in to it…' I said

'Awww you can sleep with me if you want Gee' He said

'Oo-er Dave I'll pass!'

'Cheeky minx you know what I meant!' He patted his shoulder like a pillow. It would be rude not to take him up on his offer.

1 Second later

Don't be rudey-dudey you know what I mean.

3:52

At the airport

'Wake up, come on guys we're at the airport' It turns out everyone fell asleep, even Jas. The minibus driver was waking us all up, shaking us and shouting.

We didn't appreciate being woken; Sven bit the driver's hand.

'Bloody hell that hurt. Get the hell out of my minibus, NOW!'

20 Minutes later

We have been in this bloody queue waiting to check in for about 10 minutes and have taken about 2 steps. And I'm starving! I think I have a packet of cheesy puffs in my bag.

4 Seconds later

Got them! Ummm food.

'Can I have one, Gee?' Jools said

'Yeah just one though I'm starving' I said

'Kittykat, can I have one?' Dave asked

'Ermm…can…if I…you know…?' Ellen Stammered

'Oooh cheesy puffs. Can I steal one Geegee?' Jas said

1 Minute later

Those vultures have stolen my cheesy puffs. I only had 2!

37 Minutes later

We've finally got out of that queue. Free now to explore the airport before out flight. Shopping time. We've split into teams so that we don't get lost. Me, Dave, Rosie and Sven are in a team. Jas, Tom, Jools, Rollo, Mabs, Edward, Ellen and Dec are all in a team. Me and Dave are stuck with the mad bearded two. I think I'd rather go round with the vole couple!

1 Second later

No forget that Rosie and Sven are fine.

20 Minutes later

I've bought everyone's presents already so I can concentrate on shopping for me when we get to Paris. I got Libby a little frog teddy (froggyland-frog teehee) and Mutti and Vati a key ring that says "I went on holiday".

'Oh very original Gee' Rosie said.

'Rosie shut up. It's not like they will actually use it, and anyway it's the though that counts'

'Ok, ok. Fair enough'

'So kittykat you looking forward to this holiday?' Dave said

'No Dave you are coming, therefore it will be crap' I lied

'Harsh Kittykat. I think you should snog me to help heal the pain' and he put his bottom lip out like a baby. He is such a laugh. That is probably why I am snogging him again.

10 Minutes later

Oooh he does make me jelloid. Don't make any noises Georgia. And don't lean against any fences. Not that there are any fences in an airport, but there might be a…Georgia, Shut up.

5:06 am

On the plane

This is so cool! My first holiday without Mutti and Vati. Apart from the trips with school but they don't count.

The only drawback is Dave. He is terrified of flying and has only come because his so called friends have bullied him into it. We haven't even gone anywhere yet and he has hold of my hand so tightly I can't feel my fingers.

'Dave just think of it as us going away laughing on your fast camel…'

'Gee my camel only has room for 2 people. That's me and you. Look at all these bloody people!' Ok that didn't work.

'Come on Dave what is really the worst that can happen?'

'We could crash, over the sea and…Oh god Gee I want to get off!'

'No, no, no come on Dave. Don't be silly. Sit back down. Dave, SIT DOWN!!'

5:29 am

In the air

I managed to calm Dave down. Well actually the "fit looking trolley dolly" as Dave so lovingly put it, kept him on this plane. She held his hand with me as we took off. I felt a bit funny actually. I'm not sure why. It's not like we're official snogging partners. I do kinda wish we were though.

1 Second later

Do I really?

1 Minute later

Yeah I guess I do…

5 Minutes later

Ok let's pretend I never said that. I mean it's true and all but I'd rather not tell him. I'd only end up embarrassed like I do with most the boys I like. No not like…Love.

1 Second later

Yeah forget that as well.

7:46

Coming in to land

Dave is off again.

'It's going straight for the ground Gee!'

'Yes Dave, It's meant to'

'No it's going to hit the ground head first and we'll all die' Oh for the love of pajamas!

'Dave it's just fine. Everything is perfect'

'It wobbled. Gee why is it shaking? Oh my god!' I grabbed him by his shoulders and shook him.

'Dave, get a grip. We are not; I repeat not, going to die. Now calm the bloody hell down!'

'Sorry Gee. I just hate flying. It scares the living shit out of me'

'I never would have guessed. Ok, just relax now.'

'Yeah sorry, of course, sorry. Sorry I really am, I mean…Gee it just wobbled again!'

'DAVE!'

'Yeah sorry. Sorry…'

'Are you sorry Dave?'

'Yeah very. I'm sorry. Really sorry.' I give up! If this is a clue as to how this holiday is going to go, then turn this plane right back around now.

8:21 am

At Paris airport

It's so nice to be on French soil. It feels like home. Only more French. I told Dave. He is so much more…Dave the laughy now we are on the ground.

'I love France. It's like home'

'Kittykat, it's full of French people?' I just rolled my eyes at him and went to talk to Jas.

'Hey Jas.' She was fiddling with her fringe as usual.

'Oh Gee it's you' Jas said. I give up arguing with her and her pathetic reaction to me making the effort to come and see her like the bestest pal I am.

'Yep. It's cool here isn't it?'

'It's an airport Georgia it's not exciting.'

'Oh I don't know Jas, it has a certain charm to it and I…' But she had already walked off to reattach herself to Tom. Is he not sick of her yet? I know I am.

So there won't be another chapter for a week or so. I go on holiday at 9:30pm tonight and its 3.30pm now. That's how much I love you all. The least you can do is review for me please. Lots of love xx