Usagi: Here we are again, with another gruelling exiting chapter of Heart Wars, which happens to be the last chapter of Heart Wars Episode four/one.

Zakura: which coincidentally has 4 chapters.

Usagi: could have been 3. Hadn't the Organization been so darn slow at getting ready for battle.

In this chapter, Riku introduces a new secret weapon. Credit for the secret weapon goes to Rilaveke, he made it up.

This chapter introduces:

A not exactly ordinary shadow as a not exactly existing character. (From the Fanfictional Story by Rilaveke)

Hayner as Biggs (Luke's friend) was introduced in the last chapter I just forgot to mention.

Enjoy!


Chapter IV

Not Exactly an Ordinary Shadow


While the "evil" empire was messing around with the death star's many phones (Riku was experimenting on what could happen if he called all 1243 at once, (because the death star has 1243 phones, although there are only 4 people there to answer them) which basically resulted in Sam and Max trying to clone themselves in order to try an answer them all), the organization was readying their ships.

"Got any twos?"

"Prepare to loose another one of your precious gummis dreadlock-boy".

"Guys? Are you supposed to be playing cards all day?"

Luxord and Xaldin gazed at Roxas.

"Yes" they said at last.

"Oh gawd! Xigbar, please say something to them!" Roxas said.

"Not now XIII, I'm almost winning!" Xigbar said, looking down at his PSP. "Man, I sure am glad Square sent us these new unreleased games. Birth By Sleep ROCKS!"

However the trio's games were interrupted when by the sound of a gunshot, everyone looked up at Saïx and Namine who had stolen one of Xigbar's guns.

"Look at you people! Pathetic little nobodies wasting time playing games! What would the superior say if he saw you like this?" Saïx asked.

"Do you have any fours?" Xemnas' ghost asked Luxord and Xaldin.

"You guys surely are pathetic" Namine sighed. "The Death Star blew up Castle Oblivion, killing 4 of the organization's members and may well be on its way here as we speak and all you do is play games… or snooze".

"No more sea salt ice cream now please" Hayner mumbled in his sleep, before Namine kicked him of the couch.

"Guys, don't you realise we are in the middle of an intergalactic war here? Do you WANT the empire to end your pathetic empty lives?" Namine asked.

"No" the nobodies+Hayner admitted.

"Are you going to let them destroy this whole world as they did with Castle Oblivion?" Namine asked.

"No" the nobodies said. "Frankly I don't care about this shit-hole" Hayner said and received death-glares for the rest.

"So you're gonna go out there and blast that evil orb of terror to millions of little SDW-Death Star-pieces?" Namine said enthusiastically.

"Er…well, that is a little short notice, and its very big and probably has a massive defence system, perhaps we should just give up and start over someplace else" Luxord, Xigbar and Xaldin said, all at the same time…

"I told you that pep-talk wouldn't get you anywhere" Saïx said.

"Well I'd like to see you do better" Namine said.

"Watch me" Saïx said. He took Xigbar's gun from Namine and shot Xemnas' cards (shooting straight trhough the ghost). "LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SISSIES! THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS IS 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM FADING BACK INTO THE DARK DEPTHS IN WHICH IT CAME FROM AND YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH OR PLAYING YOUR LITTLE SILLY GAMES or snoozing ("I'm awake now" Hayner commented), YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT! SO GET YOUR GUMMI SHIPS READY BEFORE I'LL GO BERSERK ON ALL OF YOU!"

The other nobodies (including Namine) and Hayner just stared at him in shock.

"K" they all said and ran to their posts, Namine stayed though, still staring at the Lunar Diviner.

"THAT'S how you convince Organization XIII to actually do something" he said, blowing of the smoke of Xigbar's gun before going to return it, he would need that later.

XII—reveniallivtsrowehtsiaros—XII

Meanwhile the death star was getting even closer to the World that Never Was.

Riku was staring out the window waiting for the world to come into view so he could blast it to pieces; Sora was staring at the remnants of his phone, Sam and Max were lying on the floor, exhausted.

"You owe me a new cell phone" he said.

"Take it up with Max, he's the one who tore it apart" Riku said.

"That is why I (pant) never let him answer the phone" Sam said.

"Let this be a lesson kid, next time, don't buy Nokia" Max said.

"It was a Samsung" Sora said.

"Well in that case, buy Nokia next time. They're more solid" Max said.

"Why the heck did you hire those two?" Sora said.

"They were the only ones who answered the ad" Riku said. "Well them and Sephiroth, but I don't think you'd want him on the team and all that talk of his mother was driving me insane. Yeah, and this guy" he added, pointing to a shadow sitting on the floor.

"Isn't that your pet shadow Roxy-kun?" Sora asked.

"No no, silly. Don't tell me you can't even tell the shadows apart, duh!" Riku said.

Sora gazed at him. He was right though, despite having been turned into a shadow himself in KH1 and Usagi's other fanfic LiD, he really didn't see a single difference in the shadow heartless.

"So…what makes that shadow so much different from the rest?" Sora said.

"Oh he's got qualities. I'll show you later" Riku said, and continued to stare out the window.

XIII—rebmunykculnunatonsineetriht—XIII

Not knowing anything about Riku's "secret weapon" (which according to Sora was nothing but an ordinary shadow) the organization had finally finished readying their gummi ships.

Hayner wasn't too pleased with his though.

"Sorry Extra nr XIV, but at such short notice I'm afraid you'll have to take Zexion's ship" Xigbar said.

"Why does it only have half a window?" Hayner asked.

"No idea. Zexion seems to like the idea of only having half vision for some reason" Xigbar said, looking up into the air.

Random flashback for no reason.

"DUDE! What the heck happened to your eye? You look like a total looser" a young silver-haired boy said.

"Shows how much you know, Ienzo. But don't you know having only vision on one eye is actually considered the coolest thing ever on most worlds" his older friend said.

"Really Braig? Is that true?" Ienzo asked.

"Yup. You should definitely try it sometime" Braig said.

Flashback over.

"So it's totally not my fault" Xigbar said.

"I never said it was" Hayner said. "I just think it looks ridiculous. Who'd wanna walk around having only half a vision field all day?"

"Get in the gummi ship" Xigbar said.

"Fine then" Hayner said. "But I don't get why I couldn't take Vexen or Lexaus' gummi ships instead".

"Because Vexen's spilled some suspicious chemicals in it so we burned it and Lexaeus' is so huge we can't get it out of the garage" Xigbar explained, before going back to his own ship.

All organization members had their own gummi ship at the world that never was, because of their ability to make dark portals however they were rarely used.

Xigbar's gummi ship was black with grey stripes all over, and had gigantic cannons, similar to his own guns.

Xaldin's was blue with little white clouds on it…yes, many of the organization members used to laugh at that one, but he would usually return with that it didn't look as crazy as Marluxia's "Pinky" which was ALL pink. Including everything inside it. However the crew drew the line when he tried painting all the dusks working in it and demanded Namine would switch out her white dress with a pink one.

Hayner was as mentioned, using Zexion's old gummi ship, which was all black, and half of the front window was covered in black paint.

Saïx gummi ship was yellow, and had lots of burnt marks on it, proving it had been used a lot in battle.

Luxord's ship was white with cards for wings.

Roxas was using a ship that looked quite much like Sora's "Highwind", only with brighter colours.

"Get ready people! Let's go blast that death star to pieces!" Xigbar said, from his open top-window.

The gummi ships blasted of into space, just as the death star started coming into view, just behind Disney Castle.

"Okay guys, there it is. Time to attack this thing…man its cold out here" Xigbar said. Yes, he still had the window open.

"Don't worry people; I can take care of this!" Hayner said and zoomed towards the giant iron ball of doom. "I've seen Star Wars Episode IV like a billion times and know the death star by heart."

"Fine just rub it in" Xigbar said, looking obviously offended by the mere mentioning of the word "heart".

He drove the gummi ship closer to the death star, as several of the others took care of the flying heartless that emerged to stop him and soon they got to the exhaust port.

"This is too eas…huh?" Hayner said, as he spotted something sitting in front of the exhaust port.

He stopped the ship to see what it was, it was a shadow, might be the same one Riku showed Sora earlier but who knows? They're all the same anyway.

"THIS is their last defence? A puny shadow?" Hayner said, and fell over laughing in his seat.

However his laughter stopped as the shadow suddenly opened its mouth and yelled "IMMA CHARGING UP MAH LAZARZ!"

Hayner stopped laughing, the nobodies stopped too.

"Did that shadow just talk?" Roxas asked.

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ!" the shadow yelled, suddenly shooting out a massive laser beam from his eyes, frying Hayner and Zexion's old gummi ship, so nothing but dust was left behind.

"W…T…F?" Roxas said.

"Watch your mouth XIII" Xigbar said, but he too was staring at the heartless in shock.

A hatch opened next to the shadow, and Riku climbed out of it. Yeah, he had placed a whole bunch of hatches all over the death star for no reason only so he could come out and brag every now and then.

"Hah! You see now why I am so unbeatable? I came across this little guy in another fanfic and figured I had to have him on my team. Luckily he was willing to join my team just as long as he could shoot random people with his awesome Shoop Da Woop Laser!" he said.

"That shadow has a SDW-laser in his eyes?" Xigbar asked in disbelief.

"Yes, don't ask me how, I was shocked too" Riku said. "But it works, and that's good enough for me!"

"IMMAH REALLY SUPAH!" The shadow yelled.

"Yes you sure are little guy" Riku said, petting the shadow.

"AND YOU AR NOT!" the shadow yelled again.

"Yes rea…hey!" Riku said. "You're lucky you're the most super-special-awesome shadow ever or I'd throw you into a nearby supernova".

From another hatch however, his pet heartless Roxy-kun glared at the newcomer, with an enormous hint of jealousy in his eyes.

"But enough about that, time to blast some nobody-buts!" Riku said, and the shadow by his side fired a laser beam at Xaldin's gummi ship, which quickly blew up.

"Oh great! Now we've got to kidnap two new members to avoid being outnumbered!" Xigbar said.

"Yes, you do that, unless I blast all your ships to pieces first" Riku said.

"Not if I blast YOUR ship to pieces!" said a new voice.

Everyone standing on top of the Death Star (and flying above) looked up to she the Millennium Falcon Replica zoom towards them, Axel sitting on top (window open…it's a wonder he and Xigbar hasn't suffocated yet…) cheering like mad. Demyx was hidden under his seat.

"I knew it" Roxas muttered.

MFR shot a laserbeam towards the enemies, nearly missing the SDW-shadow by an inch (he would have hit hadn't Riku picked him out of the way).

"Watch where you're pointing that thing! You might shot someone's eye out" Riku yelled at Axel.

"Oh I'll be shooting at more than just eyes, got it memorized?" Axel said.

As Riku and Axel were arguing about trivial stuff mortal enemies wouldn't naturally be expected to argue about, Roxas noticed something important.

Now that Riku had snatched the extraordinary shadow out of the way, the route to the exhaust port was now clear (well except for the tape Sora had put over it).

Roxas decided to take a chance, and shot the exhaust port.

The laser from his gummi ship hit bullseye, something even Riku noticed, and the Death Star soon started grumbling.

"Uh-oh" Riku said.

"SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" the shadow yelled.

Another gummi ship, this time Sora's Highwind, appeared out of another hatch, Sora opened the top window, Sam, Max and Roxy-kun the heartless were with him.

"Riku! You've got to get out of there!" Sora yelled.

"What? Shall I just leave the most super-awesome death star ever created to its own destiny?" Riku said.

"Well as the shadow said, she's gonna blow up and there's no stopping it once a missile has found its way into the exhaust port. The inner parts of the machinery have already started burning and soo…" Sora said but was cut of as Riku threw the abnormal shadow on his face ("Mah saviour" the shadow said) and Riku jumped in after him, landing on Roxy-kun.

"You may have one this round, lousy nobodies, but I WILL BE BACK!" he yelled back at the organization as the Highwind disappeared.

The nobodies started cheering. Then the death star blew up, throwing all the gummi ships into different directions.

"That was nasty. Let's never stay close to a broken death star ever again" Xigbar said into the two-way radio.

His co-rebels agreed.


Usagi: And so the SDW-Death Star blew to smithereens. But will that stop the Organization XIII's worries?

Not likely. Actual answer to that question will come in the next instalment of Heart Wars: Episode V: The Keybladers Strike Back. Which will still be uploaded right here...as I figured it was too troublesome creating a new fanfic after only 4 chapters...

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