GI Joe belongs to its owners and my OC belongs to me. Renegades Verse
Later that day
After an awkward dinner Gigi and Tunnel Rat sat in the living room staring at each other.
Gigi cleared her throat "Well since we're supposed to be dating we might as well answer some riveting questions about each other..."
Tunnel rat snapped "Will do! Why are you obsessed with physical violence? Because my side still hurts AND my arm aches!"
She retorted "Stop causing trouble and maybe I wouldn't be forced to hurt you."
He replied "Maybe I'd stop causing trouble if YOU weren't so bossy!"
"Maybe I'd stop being bossy if you weren't annoying!"
At this point they where both standing nose to nose "Maybe I wouldn't be so annoying if you weren't so stubborn!"
Gigi flipped her hair "Whatever."
Tunnel Rat glared at her "Whatever? That's all? That's your comeback? Are you 12?!"
She rolled her eyes "We can fight all evening or we can get to know each other so we can answer nosy questions later on. Your choice."
Tunnel rat opened his mouth then closed it "Fine" He flopped back on the couch "So...What's new?"
Gigi sat next to him "An annoying Chinese guy with a Brooklyn accent has invaded my home. What's new with you?"
"Nothing much. Just finished arguing with my fake girlfriend. She has a faker accent ya know."
The french woman smiled her fakest smile "Haha what a FUNNY guy. Here's another question: Do you have any siblings?"
He raised an eyebrow "Random much? Yes I have one older sibling. His name's Teddy. Do YOU have any sibs?"
Gigi shrugged "One younger half-sister and an older step-brother. Their names are Flossie and Jack. Parent names?"
Tunnel Rat yawned "Molly and Jason. Yours?"
"My mom and step-dad's names are Sarah Thomas-Johnson and Reese Johnson. My father's name is Paul Thomas" Gigi asked "First job?"
"My parents restaurant aged 14 until I joined the service. I did dishes. Yours?"
Gigi replied "I started working with Hester in her parents store starting freshmen year and quit after I graduated from High School."
Tunnel Rat decided to say something nice "Sounds fun."
"Clearly you didn't know Hester or her parents as people. They where freakishly controlling of every person that came within reach and Hester went through her rebellious phase during that time and would often involved me. So if you hear about a criminal record it was all her."
Tunnel Rat grinned "You sound like my brother."
"Wait...What did you do?"
The Chinese Man shrugged "I trespassed in the NYC Sewer system and got caught a couple dozen times. No biggie."
"You trespassed...In a sewer system?"
"Don't hate on the subterranean. Its safer down there."
Gigi sighed and stood "On that bizarre note I'm going to bed. Goodnight and may bedbugs bite you eternally."
Tunnel Rat grinned evilly at the dog before calling up the stairs "Care if I join you?"
It did not take long for Gigi to reply "Drop dead and burn!"
Tunnel rat petted Rani "Mission accomplished. G'Night Doggie."
Rani panted and followed him upstairs.
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