A/N: hey hey Hetalia lovers and welcome back to Canada's crazy week ^.^

Lovino: can't you ever just skip the author note and just write? That's what people are here for ya know –points to stalkers outside my window-

Hungary: -waves happily to my stalkers- oh now lovi-kun don't be so mean, my fans love hearing from me…..I think…..well if they don't they can always skip the notes and just read the story.

Lovino: unless you lock them in a room for ignoring you .

Hungary: -holds up shock collar- are you hinting at something lovi-kunnnnnn~?

Lovino: O.O NOTHING!

Italy: =3= -listening to maru kaite chikyuu completely oblivious- I miss doitsuuuuuu~

Canada: -finally comes too- oh maple, what happened to me I feel like I got hit by a truck

Prussia: actually that was the awesome me invading your vital regions kesesesese….well not sure if invading is the right word….you were pretty into it. ;3

Canada: -shivers- why meeeee? _

Hungary: -glomps Canada- cuz your kawaii

Kumajirou: -looks up at Canada- who are you?

Canada: I'm Canada, your owner T.T

Russia: -eats the scene- become one with Russia and read the story da? ^J^

Lithuania: EH? Russia you're not supposed to eat the author notes!

Russia: da? ^J^

Lithuania: never mind…..V_V –sigh- on with the story…and please don't eat it.

Recap alert: in the last chapter American got a little overprotective of Canada and ruined some really good fanservice. Thank god for England who yanked him outta there leaving us more fanservice…..which was pretty much the last 2/3 of the chapter. On with the plot cuz we've wasted enough time swapping saliva! ^.^ not that it wasn't enjoyable but hey we need to find out why Mattie's a girl…..well that's if we ever want yaoi goodness. Raise ur hand if you want yaoi…..and please leave a review that you did raise ur hand….cuz this is the internet and I can't see you XD

Mathew was confused to say the least; if it was simply lust for his female form causing Prussia to kiss him wouldn't he be rougher? 'Is it possible …could gilbert ….love …..Me?' a knock on the kitchen door broke them from the embrace they were sharing.

Canada turned toward the door to see England with one eyebrow cocked up to his hairline curiously and America with his mouth on the floor in what was either shock or absolute horror, it was hard to tell. England turned and gave America a tap on the arm gaining his attention. "I told you Prussia wasn't molesting him."

Chapter 4: Awkward moment is the kitchen.

Prussia took a good step back from Canada who quickly jumped off the countertop and adjusted himself to be more presentable in front of his 'mother' and 'brother' as Prussia sent a pissed of glare at the blondes in the doorway. He turned to face them his hands falling onto his hips in a defiant stance, staring down the two countries that had once again interrupted him. "Okay now, that's the second time you've cockblocked me…..what do want this time?" Canada fell over, (gotta love anime reactions XD) America stood stoned as a statue in absolute horror at Prussia's statement, and England…well he was once married to France…. (Not much would shock you either XD)

Canada picked himself off the floor staring up at the smirking self-absorbed German albino currently grinning broadly and muttering something about 'pwning half the world!' 'WHY do I have to like this guy?' Mathew questioned himself. "Well if you're not gonna answer I may as well pretend you're not here" gilbert said before turning back toward Canada who was gripping the counter in order to pull himself to his feet. Canada gave a heavy sigh, before the German man swept him back into his arm planting a rather passionate kiss on his neck in front of his 'brother' who had now passed out, and his 'mother' who looked in between punching Prussia and enjoying the show.(France must've rubbed off on him XD) and thought to himself ' on the bright side of things, this situation can't possibly get worse'

"Come on Germany, fratello wanted me to make him some pasta!" Italy cheered bursting into the kitchen with the flustered blue eyed German in tow. 'I stand corrected….apparently it can…screw you too karma…..screw you too' (I have a bad habit of thinking that aloud when I get a slap in the face from karma that I didn't deserve .) Germany stopped dead in his tracks as his eyes zeroed in on his brother attacking the neck of a female he had never seen before moving slowly up toward her face. Canada knew where this was going and it was bad enough to have two countries who knew him there but now there were four and he for one was not very happy about making out in public.

"Gilbert please, they're watching us." Canada begged softly placing his hands on the albino's shoulders resting them there instead of pushing him away. "maybe you should pay more attention to the awesome guy kissing you than ur 'mommy' and 'brother' they aren't the ones getting you excited, now are they?" he teased before leaning down, kissing the small female and holding her to him, one hand wrapped around her shoulder supporting her head and the other resting on her lower back…moving lower…and lower…..

Canada gave a shriek as Prussia's hand landed squarely upon on the cheeks encased in the jeans giving a squeeze. At which moment Romano and Spain happened to be walking through the door. "What the hell is this?" lovino screeched, staring at the kissing couple in the center of the kitchen. Spain gave a look around taking account of the crowd gathered, noticing England off the side and acknowledging him with a nod before shifting his gaze to America's unconscious form, Italy to romano's right staring in shock at the scene, and Germany blushing like a tomato right next to italy. Prussia was in the middle kissing a very adorable looking blonde girl.

Spain gave a shrug and placed a hand on Romano's shoulder "well lovino, you know what they say….when in Rome…." He trailed off pulling the shorter Italian into a passionate (cuz everything is passionate with Spain XD) lip lock. Romano stayed still from the shock for maybe a total of I don't know…2 seconds… before landing a fist in the Spaniard's gut "you tomato loving bastard! I should sick the mafia on you!" Romano turned at stormed out of the room, Antonio limping after the angry Italian "wait lovino, come back mi' Corazon!" (my heart)

Canada meanwhile was wondering how Prussia could hear all of this racket and still be turned on enough to wanna make out. 'Then again…..he invades vital regions for a living…..he's probably used to inconveniences' Prussia's hands were getting a bit too grabby for Canada's taste. Kissing was one thing…..regardless of where….he may be kissing….but touching…that was another story. Just as Canada got the determination to request Gilbert stop what he was doing the blue eyed German across the room regained his senses.

"MEIN GOTT! BRUDER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" (well 'bruder/brother' should be obvious. But 'mein gott' is 'my god') Prussia jumped away like he had been struck by lightning letting go of the now terrified Canadian female who flopped backwards onto the tile floor without the support he had been giving her.

"WESTEN!" (west…..Prussia's nickname for Germany) the albino stared in open mouthed horror at his younger brother, whom he apparently had not realized was watching him practically rape..(can you rape the willing?)...a girl no one recognized. England noticed with some sadistic satisfaction that Prussia was looking a lot like Alfred had when he had seen him kissing Mattie. 'Here's hoping the damned wanker passes out and we can all get on with our lives without his interruptions.'

"what are you doing to that poor girl?" Germany stormed across the room stopping only when he was face to face with his older brother before reaching up and punching his head hard enough to knock the albino male into the wall. Italy flitted over to the small girl laying in a fallen heap on the floor reaching out a small hand. "you're a gonna be just okey-dokey now, Germany will protect you from the scary countries. My name is Italy, like the country " the brunette informed while helping the violet eyes girl to her feet, standing close by watching Germany yell at Prussia from across the room his hands fisted in the shirt of his victim shaking him hard.

Italy sent a couple looks to the girl next to him who was currently shifting from foot to foot nervously as if waiting for something bad to happen. "Excuse me miss?" Canada looked up at the cowardly Italian in acknowledgment. "Uhm…..do you have any idea why Prussia was trying to molest you?" "I DON'T MOLEST, I INVADE VITAL REGIONS! GET IT RIGHT!"

Ludwig gave his brother a quick knock to the back of the head leaving a rather large lump. "Oh shut up already" Prussia rubbed the bump forming on his overly abused skull, scowling at his younger sibling mumbling angrily under his breath about 'not getting enough respect, considering he was older and far more awesome than 'stupid Ludwig'.

England gave a sigh and stepped forward. "Maybe I can explain" the green eyed British man locked eyes with the lavender eyed Canadian girl, giving her a severe nod. "Alfred informed me of your situation and I believe I know why you are as you are right now." Canada took a step forward more than ready for answers. "and? What exactly did you find out?" England ran a hand through his hair in exasperation, feeling the silence in the room become deafening, knowing all eyes were on him.

"I'm afraid your 'condition' is my fault…and I can't change you back" Canada fainted.

A/N: that seemed as good of a place as any to leave off. Sorry for the late update and happy thanksgiving!

Lovino: -too busy eating to comment-

Italy: -also too busy to comment-

Canada: ….. –is still out cold from the shocking news-

Russia: -poking him with a stick- he is dead da? ^J^

Hungary: no not dead…just stunned ^.^

Russia: that is good then da ^J^

Hungary: . so Russia are you ready to become one with Hungary?

Russia: O.O –eats author notes and runs away- NEVER!