Warning(s): Russia…just Russia. And probably not accurate history.
Extra Info: I may change this story to "Fandom chaos" because I don't want them to just react to Fan fiction; I want them to react to DA (Deviant Art), YouTube, etc. Should I? It probably will happen starting chapter six or something. Well for now, enjoy~
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Chapter 4: RoChu come with me?
Light fingers tapped lightly on the table before him. He just finished a G8 meeting with the nations and as of now, things started to get awkward. France and England were acting strange. Sure they got into a fight or two but otherwise England sat as far as possible from the French nation.
This intrigued China for an unknown reason. Almost all around him were juvenile nations (besides Japan) and today they were quiet as a whistle. Of course for America he was always loud and Germany didn't break into his irritated yelling to quiet them down. Yet they still didn't get anything done.
China took a sip of his Green tea and went deep into thought. Why was he thinking about how other nations acted? Sighing, he got up from his seat and went into his office where his computer lived. Right next to his desk sat a large life-like panda that had been sitting there for ages. He thought it was a nice touch to his office, it told the world his love for such beautiful animals.
He sat on his chair and opened up his email. A new reply from America lied there, saying that he was soon going to pay his debt, although soon from the American meant 'Never'. He sighed and checked his new ones as well, ignoring the one from the American. Well this was strange; an anonymous emailer sent him one. For a moment he was worried if he got blackmailed or hacked, but reluctantly he clicked it.
The link from a few days ago a certain Hungarian nation mentioned. No he was not going to click it; it was a silly thing to do. So what if some crazed fan girls and fan boys were writing about him? Then the thought struck. Oh my god, what if people were writing about him? They probably over-used the 'aru' and made him immature and not the elegant, prospering country he was.
Voluntarily, he clicked the link and 'wa-la' there was a mass of stories about him. One thing scared him though, it was with that nation. That nation represented as Russia.
"W-what?" He did not even dare to look at the genres but he did. There were Adventure, fantasy, angst; drama which relived him a bit but the most he found were 'romance' with Russia. China sat there, agape. Yes he did side with the said nation for the world wars but other than that he did not have feelings for the fucking huge country.
Just then he turned to his life-sized panda, he always comforted the stuffed animal at times like this. So he took a seat next to the said toy and rested his head on its soft fake fur.
"Why would there be such crude stories about me and Russia?" Of course the animal didn't respond, but for some reason it felt warm. Maybe it was just the temperatures lately.
"He's creepy, aru. I hate him; I don't like him that way, aru." China bit his lip and raised his amber eyes to the panda.
"Such immature writers…" All of a sudden the head of the panda popped up and revealed a particular Russian nation.
"You called, da?" China's eyes widened and he crawled almost like a crab to the other side of the room.
"AIIIYYAAA! How did you get in there!"
"Easy~ I took out the stuffing and fit myself in." Russia explained, still in the panda suit. China's face turned a lovely shade of pink and quickly hid his face. He was angered that the said country ruined his life-sized panda but held in his frustration and tried to remain calm.
"The things I said were untrue anyway, aru."
"Oh really? The computer says that you're lying." China turned his back to see Russia reading one story of them. His eyes were almost going to pop out of their sockets and so he lunged at the Russian and tried to push him out of the chair but failed miserably.
"Don't read that, aru!"
"Why not? I think it's cute so far~"
"One, I'm the eldest. Two, it's my house. Get out."
"China? Are you really a girl? They say you're pregnant in this story." China's face grew hotter by the second.
"GET OUT, ARU!"
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"C'mon Japan! It's fun!"
"Hungary-san, we really shouldn't be doing this…"
"But I already sent it- Oh! Which pairing should we do next?" Hungary happily scanned through the archive, munching on pocky while doing so. Japan sat next to her, concerned about the other countries experiencing this. Then he hatched an idea.
'How about she gets a taste of her own medicine…hm…'
"Well…alright, how about America-san and England-san?" Hungary then turned to Japan, a wide smile on her face.
"Perfect Japan! Absolutely perfect! Since they are popular here that will be easy~" She chirped as she now searched for the two well-known countries. It may not look like it but Japan was secretly plotting her demise inside his head. Oh he couldn't wait till his work for today was over.
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That night he sat on the computer and searched through the archives of a certain Hungarian nation. He needed to find one that would absolutely ruin her. She was mainly matched up with an ex-country. He soon found a good one and quickly made another anonymous email, the other one belonged to Hungary. He then sent it to the said nation and smiled at his work.
This is going to be interesting.
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A/N: JAPAN YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE NATION~ THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU~ Be ready for some PruHun in the next chapter and then USUK in the next. Then I'll be doing the ones you request! :D
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Review responses~ Woot!
XxEvilxX: Yup! It sure will! :D
Mai Sachiyuki: Yes everyone shall become one! –evil smile- Yes Hungary is pretty frightening…hehe
Anactolica: Thank you! And I'm glad it made your morning :D
Bela Rose Wolf: I might do a repeat of Spamano but later, I'm going to do most of the other pairings. Thank you as well (:
Blood on the Sunflowers: YOU SHALL SEE IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER~ Oh and I wonder if he did enjoy it? ^^ I shall never know…sadly.
teenbooks4eva: Matchmakers forever~
Tv Centric Universe: Exactly why I love Romano~ And I will :D
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Next Chapter: PruHun disaster.
