Presenting Varia's Christmas Carols #3: Deck the Halls! After I remembered the second stanza, I had to.

I still don't own a thing.

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Deck the halls with walls of bodies
Fa la la la la, la la la la
This is one of my strange hobbies
Fa la la la la, la la la la

I'm always in gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la la la la
Little boys, you're all in peril
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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This one's crap. I can't think of anything for the other stanzas.

Lussuria fans, I'm sorry. I like him too, but he asked for it.

I'm sorry for wasting your time getting you to read this, but please comment and have a Merry Christmas to the EXTREME!