I was so tired when I woke up that I decided to write a little so I could wake up and then study. To my surprise this chapter took form.

I'd like to say that some things might not make sense in the beginning, because these two have issues that will be explained later. I'm having fun writing though:p

And, haha... KkChibiChop asked me if I was writing from experience. It made me laugh out loud, because it's not entirely untrue, but I'm not basing this on real events. I do have some bad experience thoughXD And I did go wall climbing on a not-quite-date with a friend of mine, and he's like, the biggest pervert I know. He must be the only person in the world that can actually manage dirty talk in Swedish. He should get a medal for that or something. He and I have a very strange friendship. Let's not go into details...XXDDD


Chapter 4: Too early for improvement

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Naruto sat in front of his computer, having spent the past hour or so following Sasuke's advice. There was all the usual crap about being yourself, do's and don't's, details. Naruto didn't care much for that; despite taking Sasuke's words to heart he was of the firm belief that if someone didn't like him for who he was then there was no point dating them at all. There was some interesting stuff too though, like the fact that smell was apparently very important.

Well, he did like Sasuke's smell.

Honestly he hadn't approached the way too uptight raven to learn shit like this. He was perfectly fine just sleeping around, really. Gnawing on his thumbnail he scanned the web pages he found, taking in the information. It seemed like too much trouble anyway.

He was more interested in finding out stuff about the Uchiha now though. His first impression had been that of a bastard who didn't care for helping people, contrary to all the girls he'd talked to who seemed to think of him as perfection walking the earth. And then he'd gone ranting about the importance of dating as if he did take it seriously, and wasn't just after getting laid.

No wait. Sasuke never slept with people, another interesting fact indeed that didn't match with the personality he'd shown Naruto. And he didn't seem that uncomfortable with touching like Sakura had said.

And Sakura had told him lots of stuff about Sasuke. It's just that it was all useless facts. Naruto wasn't interested in Sasuke's favorite food, hobbies or whatever. The interesting thing here was definitely the personality, and Naruto was surprised to realize it. He did study some psychology, analyzing athletes and learning about mental training, but that was completely different from this.

Oh, and that body. That body. Not to mention that pretty face. He felt a pleasant shiver make its way up his spine. That was the reason he'd decided to go out of his way to approach the raven after all.

He was good at motivating people, good at making them agree with him, inspiring them to work harder. He was pretty sure he could convince Sasuke to have sex with him, he was that confident in his skills.

He just had a feeling that Sasuke would hate him afterwards.

~Line breaker~

Tuesday afternoon Sasuke stood waiting at the entrance to the park a ways off from campus. The weather was nice, the spring sun warming him through his dark blue coat to the point where he actually opened it, revealing a neat button-up equally blue cardigan over a simple white t-shirt. He hadn't bothered dressing up today, feeling comfortably casual despite his current mood. Sweeping his eyes over the area again he caught sight of Naruto jogging over, waving happily once he saw him.

"Hey!" they blond said as he slowed down to a walk, stopping next to Sasuke.

Sasuke merely raised an eyebrow, impressed that the other was late by only five minutes. Maybe he was already improving.

"So where are we going?" Naruto asked, readjusting a strap on his backpack and attempting to smooth out his wind-tousled hair.

Sasuke found himself thinking that he looked better when his hair was all over the place. It suited him.

Mentally sighing at his thoughts he turned and started walking towards the park, Naruto following him. From the corner of his eye he noticed Naruto giving him a contemplating look, before his hand was suddenly grabbed and tan fingers intertwined with his own. He gave the blond a look, but Naruto simply grinned and scratched his nose. Not bothering to do something about it Sasuke kept walking in silence, managing an entire thirty seconds of peace before Naruto interrupted it.

"So I did like you told me and scoured the internet, so are you gonna teach me now?"

"Just shut up" Sasuke replied, Naruto producing an indignant squawk. "Be quiet and enjoy my company or something."

He could feel that Naruto wasn't accepting his explanation, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"Does this have something to do with-"

Sasuke used the hold he had of Naruto's hand to pull him close, staring him straight in the eye, chests bumping.

"Read the mood idiot" he said, narrowing his eyes in a glare. "I don't feel like talking just yet."

A few seconds later he stepped back, continuing their walk as if nothing had happened, Naruto tagging along, having no other choice seeing as their hands were still connected. Naruto stared at him for a while, then at the sky, then around the park, then settled for Sasuke again. Suddenly he grinned, turning Sasuke around and grabbing his arm with his free hand. Then he backed him straight into a tree on the side of the walkway, lowering his grip to Sasuke's wrist and lifting both his arms over his head.

Sasuke stared blankly at the wide grin as he was pressed against the thick trunk of the tree.

"You know" Naruto purred, face moving seductively closer, "I know a very good cure for bad moods."

"Somehow I doubt being manhandled is going to improve my mood" Sasuke pointed out, making no moves to get out of Naruto's hold.

He could feel a prickling sensation invading his arms though, having always had a low blood pressure.

"Tch. Don't act so high and mighty" Naruto chided, brushing his nose over Sasuke's cheek to reach his ear, secretly breathing in his scent.

Ever since he'd first felt it he'd been intrigued as to why Sasuke smelled like vanilla, his own scent hinted at underneath, the combination alluring. It had Naruto's heart skip a beat.

"You should be happy I'm taking the time to bother with you at all" Sasuke drawled, but Naruto could feel his hand twitch slightly when he slowly released a breath into his ear.

"Oh, I'm happy" Naruto mumbled, and that was about the point when Sasuke had had enough.

With a determined look he was pushed away, Sasuke getting off the trunk and brushing the back of his coat to get rid of dirt.

"You've really got some nerve" he said, glancing up at Naruto, holding his gaze for a few seconds as that obnoxious grin came back full force.

"Ah well" Naruto replied with an air of careless confidence, clasping his hands behind his neck, "What can I say?"

Sasuke refused to talk to him for fifteen minutes after that.


Next chap we can look forward to some teaching! I think...:p