Chapter 4: Friends or foes?

Naruto's house

''I wanna be a rockstar!'' Naruto was singing naked in his bathroom, until he accidentally swallowed his soap and slipped and hit his head against the floor, making a nice little blood pond.

Sakura was walking down Naruto's street and she suddenly saw water dripping out of his house.

''What the?'' she ran into it and saw Naruto butt-naked on the floor.

Although it was quite a pathetic sight she called the ambulance and he was taken to the hospital. When the rest heard the news they rushed to see if he's okay. This time it was serious.

''Although I hate that parrot-faced idiot I wish he could be here, because I had lots of fun with him…'' Naruto let a tear and started singing:

''Somedayyyy, even if you're away from my lo-'' he chocked as Sakura forced a potato down his mouth.

''Shut the fuck up and eat!''

Sasuke's house

The raven-haired boy woke up feeling a bit lonely. No more phone calls, no more fooling around, no more sudden crashes in his house. He raised heavily from his bed, shaved his face and other parts until-

''AAAAAHHH!!! My –''

''Wang! Harry waved his WANG and silvery stuff came out of it'' a Harry Potter fan addict read from a fanfiction site.

When he finished, he went outside and waited for his gang near a lake between some woods. Firstly, Karei appeared in the usual Avril Lavigne punk-rock style that made him drool in his mind and stare continuously.

''Well..well…Finally back together. Come with me, I'll take you to the rest of the guys'' she said and gave him a long kiss.

Five people were waiting for them smoking or taunting eachother: Yoroi, Takechi (a tall blonde boy with long hair in a pony tail), Zaku (a small blue-haired boy dressed heavily like a gangsta), Satsuki (aka Hentai, red-haired hottie boy full of perversity), Mitsuki (white haired boy of medium length with sunglasses on).

''Finally! You're here, my man! We need you so much'' Yoroi greeted him.

''Yo peeps! What do you need me for?''

Karei sat and watched Sasuke's face, grinning. Then she eyed Yoroi and the gang laughed a bit.

''Well…you see..we need to move out from our place and we need someone to hold some boxes for us…maybe you can hold them till we find a place''

'' I don't know..'' Sasuke wondered.

''It's perfectly okay!''

''Ok, I guess I can help you out''

''Thanks pal'' Yoroi pat his back.

Then they took all the stuff to Sasuke's house.

''Wait here , we'll bring more'' the green-haired dude said and they all left.

After 10 minutes Sasuke was rushed by some masked policemen and took at the station.

In the cell

''You idiot!'' a voice said.

''Huh?'' Sasuke sighed full of anger because his new friends backstabbed him.

''If you wouldn't have called the cops they wouldn't have taken all my precious weed!'' Itachi cired.

''You had weed in our hose?!''

At the hospital

''Lol, guess what! Sasuke's in jail, he got busted for illegal weapon possession!'' Neji laughed.

Sakura froze at what she heard and started to think with doubt.

''Will mom make pizza tonight or pasta?''

''Let's be frank, we can't abandon him and I bet his lovely group did this to have fun. We gotta do something'' Ten-Ten said.

''Yeah, without him, we can't have fun at all plus I know where his girlfriend lives.'' Naruto said.

The nurse came in and told the blonde he's okay and can get out of the hospital.

''You have a little problem controlling you internal organs, but no big deal'' the nurse said before they all left.

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SORRY FOR ALL THE PEEPS THAT WAITED FOR ME 1 YEAR TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER HAHA! Now I woke up and next chapter coming very fast! 33 mwahahaha