Disclaimer:

No one came with me to go get naruto so now I'm in konoha jail, but its ok cuz Itachi over here says he'll help me get little naruto!

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The bell rang not long after. Sasuke walked to his next class with Naruto at his side.

Not noticing the stares as the two walked down the hall.

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Foreign Exchange Dobe

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chapter 4 ' Ti smozhesh

Sasuke p.o.v.

"YOSH! My wonderful new student is here! I have been waiting patiently for you to arrive!" Gai wailed at Naruto who was standing next to me, or maybe behind me, I don't blame him for being frightened by Gai, he's .. crazy.

"Here is your P.E uniform, we must exercise our youth!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!" how young does he think he is? "Now Off! And change!" Gai said pointing to the boy's locker room.

Naruto followed me into the locker rooms holding his uniform, My locker is in the last row and there's five, so Naruto will be in my row, along with a few others, one of them being Neji.

As we walked into the row heads rose to look at Naruto, I have to admit, Naruto is an attractive boy and he does stick out around here. He has beautiful tanned skin and mid-length blond hair, he's cute, like a girl, or a kitten. Still, he lacks boy hormones.

I'm acquainted with all the boys in our aisle, sadly, and I don't get along with all of them either.

"Hey Naruto." Neji smirked looking at him.

Naruto grinned, taking one more look at the Hyuuga before dropping his clothes on the bench and fiddling with the lock to his locker.

I opened mine, grabbed my clothes and went to the bathroom stalls. Its not that I'm in bad shape, I'm in excellent shape, and people know it. Others staring at you is the worst feeling, either you did something so right, or terribly wrong. But the stares I get are full of lust, nothing else, nothing I would ever want to use for myself. I prefer to be ignored.

But that does not happen.

When I came out, no one was left in the locker room, except Naruto, who was now glaring and kicking his lock and spilling angry words from his mouth.

Another thing, he's loud.

"Give me the paper" I said putting my hand out.

"Pshh" he scoffed throwing a small crumpled up piece of paper into my hand.

"It goes like this….." click! "see?" I handed him the open lock and made my way to the sink.

Naruto kicked off his shoes and stuffed them into the locker. He lifted up his shirt, his skin, it was… cut, cut all over, everywhere, he had old scars, ones that would have hurt … a lot.

I was shocked and just staring at the tanned figure change in the mirror. where did he get those? Or who? Why does he not care? I didn't notice the water freezing my fingers until Naruto glanced at me through the mirrors reflection.

Glancing at the clock I signaled Naruto to hurry and we walked out of the locker room just in time to line up for drills.

Naruto p.o.v.

"Class were are in our track unit!! My favorite of all!!!!!" Gai said thrusting his fist into the air "I will put you into partners for warm ups and relays!!"

'I hope I at least get to be with someone I know'

Everyone looks familiar, well almost. Most of them were in that cooking class.

"Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke!"

Crap.

"Hyuuga Hinata and Uzumaki Naruto!"

I remember her

"H-hello n-n-Naruto.." Hinata said blushing

((I'm skipping to the end of class))

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Normal p.o.v.

"WOW!!!!! Naruto is a excellent athlete!!" Lee clapped ecstatically, dancing into the locker rooms, panting, sweating, and tired boys dragging behind.

Everyone started dressing down, throwing their smelly uniforms into their lockers and jumping into the showers.

"Naruto are you taking a shower?" Neji pointed to the long half of the room tiled out in white.

Naruto nodded.

Neji smirked.

Half the boys were already in the showers, Sasuke in the corner, knowing anyone who wanted to join him would die.

Naruto dropped his towel and walked into the steam, searching for an open space. Finding one and turning it on, enjoying the hot water beat down his back. Until something touched his foot, looking up he saw the Hyuuga washing his long brown hair, normal.

'Probably an accident…'

But then it happened again, Naruto looked at Neji, who was smirking with his hand on Naruto's butt. He stared up at the Hyuuga clenching his fist.

"PIDAR!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed, punching Neji in the arm as hard as he could, knocking him against the wall Neji winced in pain, it would leave a very nice bruise.

Naruto grabbed his towel and stomped out of the showers and changed into his clothes before anyone came out.

"Neji! Did you just get beat up by a kid shorter than everyone here?" a boy laughed

"It was just a misunderstanding, that's all." Neji mused, walking out of the showers

Sasuke already ran out after Naruto to see what happened only to catch him butt naked.

He stopped in the middle of the aisle unable to break his eyes away from the angel naked in front of him, so he gawked until he started to have … a problem ….((ahem))

'Ahhh get down you! down down!'

"Sasuke?" Sasuke looked up flushed, Naruto now having his boxers on staring with his bright blue eyes "U tyebya vsyo v aryadke?" Naruto asked seeing the red on Sasuke's face. Sasuke's eyes grew wide as Naruto put his hand on the blushing Uchiha's forehead. He slapped Naruto's hand away from his face "I'm fine, lets get ready and go…" Sasuke stuttered, Naruto nodded following him back to the lockers to finish getting ready before all the other boys were done getting ready.

'What just happened?'

'I was aroused by… Naruto, I Uchiha Sasuke, was aroused……no way.'

Sasuke glared at the ground, now able to control his ((ahem)).

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Naruto and Sasuke walked into the parking lot to meet Itachi. They spotted him leaning on his beautiful black mustang waiting for the two.

"Hurry up," Itachi snapped "You're too slow." He got into the car and started the engine.

The freshmen got into the car after Itachi.

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"Boys."

Sasuke turned around to his father standing behind them.

"Hn." Itachi looked at Fugaku.

"I have something I must tell you boys" he took a deep breath "Me and your mother will be leaving early tomorrow to catch a flight to Lexington." Fugaku straighten up his tie, waiting for a reply.

"Isn't that where grandmother lives?" Itachi blinked

"Yes, she's terribly ill, and she had asked for us to keep her company."

Naruto was looking around the room, finding something to get his interest, " How long will you be gone?" Sasuke asked, concentrating back on his father.

"Until she is not in need for us, it could take awhile" Fugaku looked at his eldest son "Itachi, you will have to look after Sasuke and Naruto." He said intensely.

Itachi nodded.

"That will be all" Fugaku said and walked into the master bedroom.

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Naruto p.o.v.

'I need help…' He walked up the stairs into his and Sasuke's room I saw him sitting at the desk doing his homework.

I shoved my homework under his nose.

"What's this?" he grabbed it.

Sasuke looked at it before sighing and turning around to face me. "Hmm…..privet, hello," sasuke scanned the paper again. "they are the same thing, like Spasibo, thank you and da, no" sasuke said giving the paper back to me.

"….hello?"

"Privet" sasuke said looking up at me from the chair.

"HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO! HELLO! hello!, hello, hello, hello!!!" hahaha I got it!

Normal p.o.v.

Naruto started dancing insanely around the room until he tripped on something, falling flat on his face. He sat up rubbing his face, distracted from his pain when he heard someone laughing.

"You're so amusing little Naru."

Itachi walked through the doorway smirking at the bundle of energy blushing on the floor. "If you don't want Naru in your room, you know he can stay with me?" Itachi smirked patting Naruto's head, making him look up in confusion.

"Itachi you freak, don't scare him." Sasuke glared at his older brother.

"Aww, don't be so mean little brother, and besides I'm going to be in charge once mom and dad leave tomorrow." Itachi said walking out of the room with a graceful stride.

"I hate him…" Sasuke muttered before turning back to his homework.

Naruto looked from the now empty doorway to Sasuke.

"Itachi?"

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Translations

Pidar - faggot

U tyebya vsyo v aryadke? - are you ok?

Ti smozhesh - you can do it

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AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry …mmm I had finals then I got lazy.. ehh

Jack:

your crap

Thompson:

shut up

Jack:

your even worse than Tenten… smirks

Thompson:

That is awfully crude of you jack, I'm not that bad

Kip:

Hi guys!

Jack:

go away

Kip:

But the nice man out front said I could come in?

Jack:

he was lying

Thompson:

Kip? Do I here your mother calling you?

Kip:

no

Thompson:

Isn't Sunday, kip?

Kip:

dumb flybutts your right! I must be off! leaves

Thompson:

I win

Jack:

indeed you do