I'm back! P.S there are some hints of CyBee. So, if you are not or don't like them skip some parts, okay? Also, I'm a RobStar, and (my favorite) BBRae. Look at my profile to see who else are my favorite couples.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND MY BIRTHDAY!
Episode 4
"Good evening, everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. We're inside Mumbo's hat, Raven's inside Mumbo's hat inside Mumbo's hat...Cyborg! Evil beware, we have waffles...Raven! You're just jealous, 'cause I sound like a rockstar...Beast Boy! And special guest...Bumble Bee! Hello, I'm Robin and I'll be your host. Come on down, let's have some fun!"
Robin gave the introduction and went down over to the desk. "And welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yup, the points don't matter like who's in front of you when you're ordering pizza as long as he make up his my mind on a freakin' topping!" *crowd cheers* "Glad to see you on the show, Bumble Bee!" *crowd cheers some more*
"I'm just happy to be here."
"At least this will be better than the last episode." Raven said.
"Now, Cyborg, try to do the show and not stare at Bee, okay?" Beast Boy teased. He whispered to him, so Bee wouldn't hear.
"As long as you try not to stare at Raven?" Cyborg teased back.
"Now, how the show works is that during the show, these performers are gonna come up and make up stuff in a scene based on suggestions that we give them. And then I reward them with points, when the points don't really matter. Then I'll pick the winner and they'll do a scene with me. Did I said that too fast? Too bad."
" We're gonna start the show off with Newsflash, this is for Beast Boy, Cyborg and Bumble Bee. Bumble Bee and Cyborg are gonna be reporters in the studio and Beast Boy is the field reporter, covering a late-breaking news story. However. he will stand behind a green screen and he cannot see what's behind, but green. But we can see what the scene is."
"Wait, Beast Boy's skin is green, so won't his body disappear too? " Raven said.
"Don't worry, we had that cover. So, Cy and Bee, take it away."
"So, today is St. Patrick's Day and Beast Boy doesn't need to dress up."
"Yes, I know and meanwhile I'm naked here-Oh, uh...We interrupted this program for a special news bulletin."
"Yes, that's right, Sparky and we have our guy on the field, Beast Boy, to tell us all about it. Beast Boy, what's going on?"
(on green scene: scenes from bunny raven or how to make a titananimal disappear) "My gosh, Bee, it is just horrible! I mean look at it!"
"I don't know, Beast Boy, I think it's cute." Then, Bumble Bee feels a death glare from Raven.
"No, Beast Boy is right. It's horrible! I hated that one time, I looked like a dork."
"I don't know, I think you look pretty in that tutu. So, BB, tells more about it."
"Well...look at it yourself! It's just...crazy, you know!"
"I too think it is crazy too, Beats Boy. How is it possible for everything to fit in that hat?"
"I don't know, you tell me!"
"I can't believe, this is like a circus to me. How about you, Beast Boy?"
"Oh, I've seen wildier."
"Beast Boy, do you think it's fair for animals to be caged up and humiliated like this?"
"No, I do not! I am part animal, so it is not right. And plus, I been humiliated before."
"But it's not just the animals, what about the people in there too? With blue skin, they look like smurfs to me."
"Yeah, and it's St. Patrick's Day, so they're all gonna get pinch."
"So, Beast Boy, I heard you were in on this whole...uh...thing."
"Oh, really? Um...I am a big star."
"Yeah, I bet you turn on some ladies during your performance."
"You bet I did!"
"Not to mention, but I love that grand finale, how about you?"
"Yeah, Raven's good with magic than you think." *Buzz*
"Beast Boy, you probably guess it. What is behind you?"
"The time when Mumbo turn us into animals."
"YES!" *Everyone walks back* "That was great, a thousand points for you, guys. Now, let's go on to a game called superheros, this is for all 4 of you. Beast Boy, you're gonna start and what happens here is that he starts off as an unlikely superhero and the others are gonna join as they name each other unlikely superheros. And so what's a name for Beast Boy?
*audience shouts random names* "What? Sissy Boy?"
"That doesn't count Beast Boy is already a sissy boy." Cyborg joked.
"Dude! That's not funny!"
"So, anyways what's the crisis for Sissy boy?"
*audience shouts random ideas* "No more hair spray? Wow, that is some crisis for Sissy boy. So there are no more hair spray in the world, what are you gonna do!"
"By day I'm Beast Boy- the famous green shape shifter superhero, but by night ironically another superhero-the lesser known Sissy Boy!" *puts his hand on his hip* "Ouch! *crying voice* I broke a nail. OMG! What's happening on the world crisis monitor? *gasp* No hair spray! Oh my gosh! My hair! I better text my superhero friends to come. Hopefully, they won't wear the same oufit as me."
*Cyborg comes in* "I came here when I got your message."
"Oh, you're finally here, Scaredy-Cat Man!"
"AH! YOUR HAIR!"
"I know! There is no more hair spray left! *pretends to cry* What do we do?"
"AH! HOW SHOULD I KNOW! AH!" *Raven walks in*
"I'm here."
"OH, IT YOU, MISS KILLJOY!" *Raven gives Cyborg a glare* "AHH!"
"You know, why should you worry? You don't have any hair. And I knew you were hiding something, Beast Boy. This does not shock me."
"Oh. No. She. Didn't."
"AH, YOU'RE RIGHT! WHY!" *Bee arrives*
"I'm here to solve the problem."
"Oooh, it's Captain Complainer. Yeah, right she'll help us. We're all gonna die from having...no hair spray."
"Speak for yourself. Look my hair, it's ugly *more crying*"
"Boy, you need to calm down. Man up! *points at Raven* And why do you need to be such a killjoy? *points at Cyborg* And you! You man up too."
"AH, GET AWAY! GIRL COOTIES!"
"Those don't exist."
"Listen, if everybody stops freaking here is some hair spray that will fix...that. Ew!" *Bee leaves*
"Wow, I'm a better killjoy than Robin." *Raven leaves*
"I GOTTA GO TOO! AHH!" *Cyborg leaves*
"Finally, now I can more pretty than Wonder woman." *Buzz*
"That was great. Thousands points for everyone. And all Raven had to do is act like herself." *Everyone oohs* "Now, let's-OH GEEZ *BEEP* RAVEN!"
-We're sorry. The program you were watching is experiencing technical difficulties due to Raven's temper towards Robin. Please wait a moment until we have the program fixed.-
"Let's on go to a game called Hollywood Director, this is for all 4 of you. Raven, Cyborg, and Bee are gonna act out a film scene, directed by Beast Boy. Beast Boy is the director who keeps giving the actors different notes on how to improve the scene. And the scene you're acting out is Cyborg is Batman, trying to foil the evil plans of Harley Quinn, Raven, with his sidekick Batgirl, also known as Bee. Take it away."
"Okay, you know what the plan is. Go in, foil plans, and save the day. That's what it's mostly like in every episode of a superhero-based cartoon show. You ready?"
"Yeah, I'm ready! Go!" They jumped down.
"It's over Harley Quinn!"
"Oh, dear. It's Bat Boy and his sidekick. What brings you here?"
"You know, why we're here!"
"No, I don't. I'm doing laundry for my no-good, lazy boyfriend who can't do his own. He always tricks me into these kinds of things. What a joker."
"O-o-oh, laundry eh? Is that some kind of secret code for a robbery?"
"For what? Robbing a Laundromat?"
"A-HA!"
"No, I think she's serious-"
"Shh! I'm working here!-"
"CUT! CUT! CUT! You know, I want the audience to give this movie a clap, not for them to think this is crap!"
"Ooh..." The 3 of them ets it.
"Listen, I think we should go realistic here, so do it as a sitcom. Cyborg is a girly Batman, Bee is the sidekick with an attitude, and Raven is a dumb. Action!"
"Okay, girlfriend, we need to like go down and kick some butt! You feel me, girrrrrrrl!~"
"Why don't you go down there yourself! Hmph, I like never get any credit for helping you with these crimes! I might as well quit!"
"Ouch, girl! Save the catfight when we go down there!" *Takes off pretend earrings*
"You better be careful with those! I always give stuff and you never return it!" They jumped down.
"Hell-o~!"
"Hello! Are you here to help me? I need to get this shirt folded, but I don't know how."
"Girl, you need some help."
"CUT! CUT! CUT! This is gonna offend women everywhere! We need to think of something else-Yes! Do it as you're all drunk. Action!"
"We're here to save the day! Uh, what superhero was I?"
"I *hic* think you're Batgirl and I'm *hic* Batman."
"Really? Wow, I am one ugly girl. *laughs like an idiot* Who am I again?"
"Hey, *hic* let's ask that person!" They fell down.
"Hey, you with the makeup...do you know where the bathroom is?"
"Uh..."
"Wait, *hic* are you Harry Quinn?"
"I...uh...think so. Man, I'm one pretty dude."
"Whatcha doooing?"
"I'm...uh...I can't remember."
"CUT! CUT! CUT! We can't sent that kind of message to kids! What are you thinking! *sigh* I got it! Do it as you're all preschool kids. Action!"
"I want that toy!"
"Ew! Cooties! Get away from me!"
"You're mean! I don't wanna play!"
"Dumb-y girl! Wanna play with my boogers!"
"Ew! Mommy!" They climbed down.
"Want to play with us?"
"No! More cooties!"
"..."
"CUT! CUT!" *Buzz*
"Alright, we're gonna take commercial break! We're gonna find out who the winner, so don't go away!
"Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. Tonight the winner is Beast Boy! So, he's the winner that means he gets to sit down and relax while rest of us are gonna do Questions Only. Me and Raven are gonna start and what happens here is that we can only speak in questions only. And what's the scene?"
"You, guys are stuck in the middle of a villian's trap. Onward with the game!"
"Quick, what do we do?"
"Why are you asking me?"
"Shouldn't you know?"
"Why should I?"
"Cause we're gonna die-oh dang it!" *Buzz* Cyborg walks in.
"Quickly, Raven, teleport us!" *Buzz* "What...Oh dang it!"
"Raven, can't you teleport us?"
"Don't you know my powers aren't working?"
"How come?"
"I-Oh, nevermind." *Buzz* Bumble Bee walks in.
"Robin, have you found in exit?"
"No, I-I mean no?" *Buzz*
"Think you're strong enough to carry me all the way up there?"
"Don't you know me?"
"Do I?"
"Have I ever let you down?"
"Have you even taken me anywhere?"
"What is that suppose to mean?"
"...I don't know." *Buzz*
"Is there something you two wanna talk outside?"
"No, we're good." *Buzz*
"We're still alive?"
"Yes, why don't you have hope?"
"Why do you wear tights?" *Buzz* *Buzz* *Buzz*
"We'll be right back with more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version."
"And welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Teen Titans version. Tonight, we're gonna have Raven read as Miss Killjoy. Good Night!"
"Andrea Romano, why should you be worry? That was gonna happen soon.
Sorry, Tom McLaughun. That's the truth.
Mark Bachno, the rumor spread all across town.
Please, Norm Ryang, you're not fooling anyone."
"Kaleidoscope13579, nobody likes your writing."
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