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" Hey Batsy, how's it going? Still trying to get info outta Ivy?" Joker was leaning so close to the camera that I bet his eye was all you could see on the other end. I could almost feel the Bat-glare coming off from the camera.
'That's right' I thought 'Make Bats go Daddy Bats mode and track you down.' It'll all be over soon. Just need to wait it out.
"Of course she won't talk. And don't try to track the message down, because we'll all be gone by the time you do. Because guess what? THIS IS ALL A RECORDING! AHHAHAHAHAHA!" Joker started laughing and hugging his sides.
'Damn'
Eventually he stopped and wiped a tear from his eye.
"Now, how could I of gotten so off topic? I've noticed how stressed you've been since you took in Boy Blunder, so I've decided to babysit!" Joker slapped the side of the camera to reveal me, who is hanging off the side of a wall, bound by clay, shirtless, slightly bruised with a split open lip, and 5 gun wounds. One in my stomach, two on my arms, and two in my thighs. The only thing that kept me alive was the celvar in the suit, which made it slow down so it looked like a deep cut and a greenish-purple bruise.
'Batman's gonna kill me for being so stupid'
Joker walked up to me and put a hand on my bare should, that made me wince. Joker took notice and started laughing.
"What? You can't ever take a gunshot? How can Batsy even look at you as a partner?"
"GO TO HELL JOKER!"
The room went silent as I said this. Then, out of nowhere, Joker started laughing. He bent over laughing as I glared down on him. Then he shot up and punched me in the jaw. Pain welled through me as this yanked my head to the side, which made me stretch my stomach that held this bullet. I let out a small grunt so I wouldn't give him the satifaction of my scream.
He grabbed my head and made it twist so close to his face that I could smell his fishy breath.
"Show some respect, will ya? We have an audience." He waited for my response, which I attempted to say, but it came out in a small mumble.
Joker leaned in close. "What was that? I couldn't hear you," He waited
I spit blood in his face.
I knew what was coming, but the look on his face was priceless. So priceless I decided to push it farther.
"What? Can't you take a Joke?" I laughed slightly. He turned towards Two Face.
"Do it."
Harvey flipped his coin. The world seemed to go in slow motion when it went up, then it suddenly speed up when it neared his thumb. Suddenly, it was on his thumb. He looked down on it, then smiled with the still-human part of his face, but the other side was still frowning. It's disgusting.
"It's time to die, Boy Blunder."
Those words echoed in my head until it felt like it was going to explode from all the pressure, until I finally let out a sigh.
"Well, there goes Fiesta Friday at school."
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH CRAP FROM YOU, BIRD BRAIN! TIME TO DIE!" Joker screamed before beating me with a crow bar and laughing. It split open scars that I thought had healed and sent blood splattering all over the room. For most of the part, I kept my mouth shut and hung my head low, except for a few blows that made me give off a light scream or choke. Right whenever it felt like I was going to pass out, he stopped, then looked into the camera.
"Now, we wouldn't give you all the satifaction of just killing him, we're going to make Bird Boy die, but it would be such a shame to put such power to waste, now wouldn't it be, pudding?" He asked Harley while she stood by a lever. She nodded quickly before asking. "Can I pull it , Puddin'? Please?" She eagerly started jumping up and down before Joker nodded.
"Yay!" She shrieked before pulling down the lever. Out of nowhere, the bullets that were lodged in my leg started sending out electrical currents that went up to my head and escaped through any opening. I opened my mouth to scream, but it only let out a choked cry that lead to scream like sounds.
They were un-human.
But that wasn't the worst of it.
Slowly at first, I started to forget. It was just about a few routines I learned with the circus and with Bruce, but then I started to forget about Barbra and Wally, then the rest of my team.
Then the league
Then Batman
Then Bruce
Then Alfred
Then my families deaths
Then Robin.
Then me
Robin, Dick Grayson.
Is gone
I blacked out.
A/N
Sooooo what do you think? I like this one. A lot. AND THE NEXT ONE WILL HAVE THE O.C! MUAHAHAAHHAHAHA! NO ONE SHALL TELL ME OTHER WISE O.o. YES I HIT 1,000 WORDS! including this.
