AN: OMAHOZ, LOOK, IT'S ANOTHER TORTURE SESSION-I MEAN SURVEY!

Boq: It's preferable to the stuff you're putting us through in "I Force mah Fic Peeps."

Me: Sssssh! Don't talk about it! I'm not ready to publish it yet, and I don't want people to find out about it, cuz then I'll get ten bazillion PMs asking when it'll be up!

Nessa: Is "bazillion" even a real number?

Me: Yes.

Nancy Drew: Since when, exactly?

Me: Since I said so, and I am the Mad Majesty of Muchness, so around here, what I say goes.

Nancy: Remind me again why you decided you wanted that to be one of your nicknames?

Me: Uh...BEWAREMAHPOWAH! *puff of multi-colored rainbow smoke*

Nancy: ...Maggie?...Maggie?...Mags, where'd ya go?...Great, she pulled another Houdini on us.


Full name and title if you have one: Boq. Just Boq. Gregory Maguire didn't bother to give me a last name, so I'm just Boq.

Gender: Male

Age: Nobody's ever given me one.
Me: Does 24 work?
Boq: *shrugs* Sure.

Date of birth: Again, I wasn't given one.
Me: Man, doesn't anybody give you ANYTHING?
Boq: Not really, no.
Me: It was a rhetorical question.
Boq: Oh.

Relationship/marital status: Am I allowed to put "stalking someone" for this question?
Me & Glinda: *whisper to each other*
Me: No.
Boq: I'll just put "single," then.

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Brown

Looking for (Men or Women): One woman. *sees me sharpening a dagger* I mean women!
Me: That's what I thought you said.

Least favorite quality about yourself: My height. -_-

Likes: Glinda.
Glin: *backs away slowly*

Dislikes: Nessarose, being stalked by Nessarose, and being tin. Oh, and did I mention Nessarose?
Me: *weeps b/c is a Bessa shipper*

Your dream date: One with Glinda.
Glin: *backs up even farther*

Idea of a perfect day: One spent with Glinda
Glin: *backs up even FURTHER*

Favorite quote or poem: None.

Personal motto/philosophy: None.

Interesting or unusual facts about you: Apparently I'm a pretty boring person since I can't think of anything.

Hobbies & Skills: Stalking Glinda.
Glin: *backs up all the way into Mexico*

Interests: Glinda and stalking Glinda.
Glin: *flies bubble to Switzerland*

Any nicknames?: My name is hard to give a nickname to, so nope.

Where are you from?: Is this really necessary?
Me: You're right, I'll scratch this one out. *scratches it out*


AN: *Glinda comes back from Switzerland* ...No comment.

Disclaimer: Me: ...So, you're saying that not only do I not own the Twilight Saga or anything to do with Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys, but I also don't own WICKED?

Elphie: Yeah.

Bess Marvin: That about sums it up.

Me: ...I never knew the world could be so cruel.

Georgia "George" Fayne: *puts arm around my shoulders and one hand on hip* Yep. The universe works in weird ways, don't it, Mags? *noogies me playfully*

Ned Nickerson: Shouldn't you be doing something right now, Ravendesk?

Me: I AM doing something. I'm writing this disclaimer.

Ned: Shouldn't you be doing something ELSE?

Me: *stares at him blankly*

Ned: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHOOSING BETWEEN ME, JACOB, AND FIYERO ON WHO'S PLAYING ROMEO IN-

Me: *claps hand over his mouth* NO, DON'T SAY IT, THE READERS CAN'T KNOW IT EXISTS YET! *herds him into our Underground Hideout*

Elphie: ...So, you wanna go watch Mamma Mia! with me?

George: Sure.

*they leave*

Bess: ...I'm all alone...HEY, GUYS, WAIT FOR ME! *follows them*