Hello,

my name is John K. Jones, better known as Massachusetts. I'm pretty awesome with sports, coffee drinking, driving reaaaaaaally fast...and being an infamous mass hole. Anyways, since a large part of my population is Sicilian, I figured I should write a letter to say hello. (Also to befriend you before New York...the asshole)

Best regards,

Massachusetts

Ciao Massachusetts!

It's really nice to meet you! I'm glad that i'm not the only one who loves coffee...everyone either doesn't drink caffeine, lives on coke or has tea. I didn't know that a large part of your state (is that what you call them? I've never been to the US so I don't know...) had my population, but if they cause any trouble, I can send them back to Sicily. It was nice of you to say hello and I hope we can be friends.

Addio,

Sicily xxx