College Application for the Naruto World

Chapter 3- Sasuke Uchiha

Name: Sasuke Uchiha

Birthday: July 23, 1990

Sex: Male

Family: …my family consists of a psychopathic brother who is in the loony bin for killing the rest of my family. I love him to death…really, to death.

Grade Point Average: A++, I was out beaten by a girl…a girl with pink hair. Isn't that the shame fullest thing that could ever happen? This almost makes me want to turn emo.

Activities:

Soccer- 4 years

Captain of the team, unlike some dobe, lead the team to victory for 4 years straight and made the soccer team so popular we have our own cheerleading squad, who is lead by the pink-hair obcessed girl who managed to beat me.

Emo Club- 4 Years

A club where we celebrate emoness for everything its worth. Though I'm not emo, I still go to enjoy the quiet and to get away from my fangirls. They have a club specially for me. Yes, I'm so modest.

Bastard Club- 4 Years

The Club where I learned all my bastarding skills, being this good of a bastard requires classes.

Awards:

Best hair to resemble an animal: They say my hair looks like a chicken's butt, I don't know why. I spend an hour on it each day; I think it looks more like a porcupine on steroids…so very tough.

Community Service:

Gave the girls in my community a reason to live…obsessing over me believing in their pitiful dreams of ever getting me. Everyone knows who my one true love is…which I'm not going to tell you.

Work:

Model- 7 years

I'm so handsome and cool that they begged me to be their model. I placed some of my pictures along with the application, enjoy. And don't be too sad, not everyone can be as handsome and bastardly as me.