Disclaimer: First Chapter
The "Naruto" Effect: The ability to turn something, into a problem 10 times worse than it could be, just by being there.
Story Start!

'Good work Kyuubi.' Naruto thought to himself, his clones scattered across the globe getting a tone of requests done for him in record time. He had sent clones to different countries, with different people and different types of requests that needed to be filled. If he targetted people who seemed like they would need help the most, he figured he would be able to max out his requests in no time.

Of course, that wasn't why he was thanking the Kyuubi.

Just like how the Kyuubi could reject a fusion, the fox within him had been able to manipulate the fusion to suit his own (and Naruto's) needs.

Naruto's right arm.

The real reason why it had only taken a single Pawn to "turn" Naruto was not because he was open to the idea, or accepting of it. He was both of those things, but that wasn't the reason. In all honesty, it should and would have taken every single one of her Pawns to fully turn Naruto.

"Pushing a fusion like that into your right arm, and halting the transformation was child's play for a being of ultimate power like me." The Kyuubi bragged to Naruto, noting that Naruto was talking to the Tailed Beast a little more than he usually did. It bugged the Kyuubi for some reason, but at the same time, he figured that it was normal seeing as Naruto had a need for something he had been able to do.

Naruto needed him to forcefully accept the fusion.

The Kyuubi stared at Naruto's mental body in his mindscape, the part of his mind that always reminded in front of him. It was purely a mental representation of Naruto, but it was always there, even if Naruto wasn't aware of it until he used it to communicate with him.

"Way to sound full of yourself..." Naruto deadpanned, with the Kyuubi going silent after that.

Badass moment ruined.

Naruto looked at his right arm with a grin on his face. Either way, he was happy with the results of the transformation process. The Kyuubi had pushed the entire transformation into Naruto's right arm, and seeing that Rias' single Pawn would not have been strong enough to turn him otherwise, this was the ideal situation. The only part of Naruto's body that had been transformed had been his right arm, of course if Rias used more pieces on him, she could transform more of his body, but at the moment everything but his right arm was still very much human.

So now he just had to kill time while his clones did their jobs.

Getting back those memories was going to suck, then again, he had to stay in a single spot so that all of the clones would know where to come back to with their signed papers.

Naruto's eyes changed colors, turning yellow with bar pupils as orange rings appeared over his eyes.

What?

-With Naruto's Clone (Number: 134)-

Some requests were easier, and some were downright annoying. The request that Naruto was being asked to do was a simple one, but at the same time it was annoying. Find a legendary beast that was hiding inside of the lake that he was standing over. He was walking on top of the water, looking into the depths for the creature that he was fighting. Naruto had a grin on his face as he did so, because he knew that it wasn't able to hide anymore now that he had upped the advantage.

Sharp beam of water cut out of the water and into the air, with Naruto dodging it at the last second, as large yellow eyes glowed under the surface.

Naruto jumped out of the way as an explosion of water pushed into the sky, and the glowing eyes appeared behind the water. A blast of water came from the water towards him, and he punched it, shattering the beam and sending water all around. He grinned and got ready to continue the fight that had been doing on for a few, close to 10, minutes now.

Capture the Loch Ness monster.

"Here Nessy..." Naruto said with a grin on his face, and he showed that he himself was holding onto a lot of rope.

This was going to be fun.

Nessy was a large dragon, with a very long neck and green scales. Most of it's body was still in the water, and it was glaring at Naruto.

Naruto pointed up into the air.

Another Naruto (a clone of a clone) also in Sage Mode, slammed his foot on top of Nessy's head, knocking the dragon out with a single hit. The creature floated on top of the water, and Naruto tossed the clone the rope as they started to tie up the beast. The clone popped with a salute as Naruto, the clone who made the clone, started to pull Nessy out of the water with ease. Naruto came onto the shore, and he was met with a sailor who was holding onto a piece of paper, shocked by what he was seeing.

"Thank ye lad, here, signed... I guess I shant be needing me boat. It is yours. Yeh stuff is loaded onto it." The man said, seeing as he only got the boat to search for Nessy in the first place, there was no need for him to keep it... and since this was a huge job he was asking, he was going to give Naruto a huge reward.

Naruto grabbed the paper.

"Sweet, this makes 100 requests I have fufilled." Naruto said as he folded up the paper and put it into his pocket.

With his 100 Requests complete, he could take his rewards to the original Naruto, and be finished with this. He walked over to the edge of the boat, and grabbed it, before he lifted it above his head as well, and started to run in the direction of the original. He had 100 rewards, and a 100 signed satisfaction papers, and signatures on the request paper, to turn in anyway.

He wondered how the other clones were doing?

-With Clone (Number: 376)-

"Why did that other clone make a clone to enter Sage Mode?" Naruto asked as he dropped his Sage Mode. That request could have easily been finished without Sage Mode after all. Heck, the only reason that in his last few fights that he didn't use Sage Mode, was simply because he didn't have enough time to really enter it without being super obvious about it. If he created a clone and sent it away in the middle of combat, the clone would become a target for attack.

That, and he had been iffy about using Sage Mode when he could sense something different about nature in this dimension.

Well, for a search and capture mission, Sage Mode was a great boon, which was why the clone had used it.

On the bright side, Naruto wasn't worried about the hate in the air affecting him too much. Compared to some of the things he had dealt with the amount of hate in nature was nothing of concern to him. He had felt and accepted hate much more powerful than what nature had thrown at him. Not to mention he was pretty clear-hearted, so it wasn't like the hate had anything to latch onto either... so it was easy for Naruto to brush off.

Oh well, nothing to worry about it would seem.

He looked at his requests, his own rewards were already sealed up in a scroll, and he only had 3 more signatures to get before he could return back to the original as well.

Naruto looked towards his right.

In Sage Mode, he had felt something that was darker, heading in his direction. Naruto tilted his head in confusion, because even with Sage Mode it had felt like the thing he had sensed had been able to partially hide it's own form from him. He had been able to sense it, but it was like the thing he had sensed was a Senjutsu user as well. Of course, it was miles away from him, not like Naruto really worried about it all that much. Heck, Naruto would say that it would be a few hours before whatever was coming would be with him.

Naruto jumped into the air when the ground underneath him exploded with blue fire.

Nevermind!

"Nya ha ha! I thought I sensed somebody using Senjutsu nyan."

Naruto looked, and his eyes went flat when he saw a woman. Like he hadn't been attacked by enough of those already in the last few days. Of course, it made matters worse that she was attractive. She obviously knew what Senjutsu was, and if she could sense it, then she herself was a Senjutsu user.

Only a Sage could sense a Sage.

"... How did you find me?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

The woman was short, inches shorter than he was, with long black hair tied up in hoops. She had a pale skin color, with a very thin body at the waist, but with larger hips... and a very large chest was that nearly as large as Rias' chest. She had two black cat ears on top of her head, and her shoulders were exposed, as were half of her breasts with the revealing black and red kimono that she had. She wore no pants, shoes, or even socks with her legs fully revealed... as were the twin tails coming out of her hind area. She wore a yellow obi, with bells on it.

She looked at him like he was stupid.

"You came to me. I was minding my own business, a few miles away, napping on a rock and enjoying some sunbathing. Then, I sensed a massive chakra using senjutsu in such a weird way nyan." The woman stated as she pointed at him in a way that showed that it was Naruto's fault that she had even noticed him. She had wanted to avoid him, originally, when she sensed just how massive his chakra was.

She was attracted to power, she found it sexy as fuck for a male to have a dominating aura and extreme potential for battle.

It was fucking sexy.

"... So we don't have to fight? Good, that makes things easier." Naruto said with a sigh, before he jumped and dodged when the woman threw a blue fireball at him again. Naruto looked towards her with surprise for the surprise attack, and she rolled her eyes.

Like she would come all this way just to talk.

Like she couldn't smell how weird his scent was. The scent of his right arm was Devil, but the rest of his body was all Human. It was extremely strange, but that would mean that he would retain the breeding ability of a human. Humans being able to breed the best out of any of the humanoid species. Devils and Fallen Angels, two strong species, had low breeding rates, as did Dragons and Yokai for that matter.

If he had just been a Senjutsu user, she would have allowed him to slide without going after him.

He was a human Senjutsu user with so much chakra that she literally felt herself drowning when she tried to read the flow of his lifeforce.

"I never said that. I was having a nice day nyan, and then you showed up. Also, how many of you are there nyan?" She asked as she looked around. She could sense like... hundreds of Senjutsu using versions of the boy in front of her scattered around the world. It was hard for her NOT to sense the only chakra using human, and the person who was generation the most Senjutsu chakra that she had ever felt.

It was like he split himself into many copies of himself.

Super weird, even by her standards.

"Damnit, and I didn't want to fight you. I'm not even the original." Naruto complained under his breath.

The great thing about large cat ears on top of a head.

Super hearing.

'Oh, so some sort of cloning ability... meaning that this one isn't the real one. I see... I do see flow of chakra coming from this... clone and going back to the original no doubt. If I follow it, I find the original nyan.' She thought as she turned around and started to walk away. A clone wouldn't do, she would have to go and find the original if she wanted to see how strong he was.

She stopped for a moment as a sly grin came over her face.

"My name is Kuroka nyan. Curiousity killed the cat, but I have to ask... Does your original control you?" Kuroka asked with a smile showing that she had a plan. If the original controlled the clones, then she could send a message that she was coming. She didn't want to fight him weakened, she wanted to fight him to see truly how powerful he was. There was no point to fighting him to see if he was breeding material if he was weakened.

She was strong children, meaning only a strong father would do.

She didn't deal with weak little shits.

"If I pop, he gets the memories." Naruto confirmed for her, and she summoned a ball of fire in her hand.

Enough reason for her to attack the clone.

"Good enough for me... this is for ruining my nap nyan." Kuroka stated as she threw the fireball towards the clone. The clone drew a kunai, found a village that sold weapons, and sliced the fireball in half. Kuroka blinked for a moment at how the clone reacted to her attack the second that she launched it. He spun the kunai in his hand, and held it in a reverse grip, now fully on guard for her next attack.

She was not on guard for his attack.

He crossed his fingers and a clone popped into existance in front of himself, before the clones started to run at her. Both of them with weapons drawn. She jumped up into the air and summoned three larger balls of fire, pointing at Naruto and throwing them down towards him.

The clones jumped off of each other, dodging in mid-air.

"I thought Devils could fly nyan?" Kuroka questioned when her own wings came out and she floated in the air.

"I'm not a full devil, and I doubt my arm comes with the ability to fly. I got no benefits from being a Devil." Naruto noted for her as he created a clone and jumped higher into the air. He threw the kunai at her, and it stabbed the joint of her wing.

"Ah! Fuck nyan!"

She fell to the ground and yanked the kunai out of her lower back. She threw it on the ground, and she looked around for the... why did the kunai had it's own lifeforce?

*Poof*

The kunai transformed into a clone and punched her right in the jaw hard enough to send her flying back up into the air. She hadn't even noticed the one clone transform into a kunai, it had managed... no, she could see the other clone. The clone must have made a second clone between itself and the first clone and transformed it before she could see it.

She looked up when she saw a shadow.

"Eat this!" Naruto called out as he slammed his foot into her face, slamming her back down into the ground, face first. She formed a crater around her body, and stopped moving as she tried to recover from the headwound.

What the fuck!?

'How is he ignoring my sexy body and attacking me like he doesn't notice half of my cleavage is hanging out?! He literally just got an eyefull of it.' Kuroka thought as she got onto her hands and knees, before she fully stood up. Her nose was gushing blood over her lower face, but she wiped it with her black sleeve.

Okay, he hit... hard, very hard. If she hadn't used Senjutsu to control her lifeforce, and increase her power, durability, and speed, she would have been a knocked out by that attack. Thankfully, using Senjutsu, she had been able to control Touki to make herself stronger at the last second before the attack landed.

She could not take even a clone lightly.

*Poof*

She was surrounded by a small army of clones moments later, numbering in the dozens. She looked around, and tried to think of where she had gone wrong with this. She got herself ready for battle.

Three clones came from her left, and she swiped her arm, clawing them in the faces hard enough to pop them. The smoke clouded her vision, but not her sensing ability, and she could sense another clone behind the smoke. She jumped up into the air, and the two clones on either side of her slammed into each other, popping. Four clones jumped up at her, and she grabbed the wrists of two of them, and pulled them to block the punches of the other clones. The clones she had popped, before she kicked the clones that she blocked, before spinning and landing back on the ground.

"You aren't the only master of cloning nyan!" Kuroka shouted out as several of herself appeared out of thin air, and she herself vanished.

She had a smirk on when she saw the confused clones.

She clone of hers would fade out of few, and appear randomly in other locations, appearing as if they were teleporting clones.

She summoned fireballs, before she started to spin them into a wheel of blue flames. She looked towards the original clone, and she smirked to herself. She flung the wheel of flames at the clone. Her attack was currently as invisible as she herself was, so no way would he be able to dodge it.

He dodged it.

"Damn, more invisible tricks? I am starting to hate invisible opponents... Guys! These clones aren't teleporting, they are illusions!" Original Clone Naruto shouted to the remaining clones, and they all nodded their heads.

"Yeah, I thought something was up." - Clone 2 said with a nod of his head.

"Holy shit they are illusions!?" - Clone 3 shouted with surprise.

"Retard! Of course they are illusions!" - Clon 4 shouted, smacking Clone 3 in the head. Clone 3 pouted at that, and Kuroka blinked and dropped the illusion, pointing at the clones with a questioning finger.

"Don't they pop then they get hit?" Kuroka asked as she pointed at the clones, and Naruto shook his head.

"Clones pop when they take a certain amount of damage. Anyway, I think... STOP FIGHTING! I swear, you clones get dumber all the time." Naruto said with an annoyed groal when he saw that half of his clones were gone thanks to them starting their own pit of violence. The clones had started beating up each other, popping a good number of themselves. Naruto palmed his face, before he yelped in shock.

He leaned back and make an arch with his back when Kuroka threw fire at him, the fireball just barely missing him.

"Oh shoot... oh well, guess I'll try something else." Kuroka stated as she created a ball of blue energy, pure energy, in the palm of her hand.

"You want to compare the size of our balls then?" Naruto asked as he held his hand up and gaind a grin. In his hand, he formed a Rasengan, and the other clones started at him for a moment.

"Ha! Ball joke!"

"Shut up idiot, can't you see he just made a Rasengan without our help!" Another clone shouted as he popped the clone that made the joke. Naruto palmed his face, before he blinked and blushed a little out of embarassment.

Well shit, he DID make the Rasengan with a single hand.

He didn't know he could do that.

"I'm a woman... I don't have balls nyan." Kuroka deadpanned, seriously, was this guy an idiot or what? He seemed surprised by his own attack, and he seemed even more surprised by the fact that he had unknowingly made a ball joke. She was a dumb person, but even she had her moments when she saw somebody, and thought "is this person stupid?" and could only stare.

She threw her attack at him, and he slammed his Rasengan into it... her attack didn't stand a chance against his attack.

He smashed right through it, before she felt a clone put her into a headlock from behind. She blinked, and looked behind her.

Shit!

She forgot that she literally had over a dozen enemies to fight in the middle of her confusion at how stupid her opponent could be. Now it seemed like the stupidity was an act to get her to drop her guard, and he could take advantage of her. She swung her leg up backwards, and the clone's face scrunched up when her heel went into his groin. The clone popped, and all of the clones held their dicks with a shiver.

She enhanced her body to it's limit with Touki, if she pushed it any further she would be hurting herself when the clones rushed into actions.

She crossed her arms and blocked a frontal kick, with it pushing her back. Her tails wrapped around the ankles of other clones behind her, and slammed them together. She spread her legs wide, and kicked two clones in the chest, damaging them enough to pop them.

It would seem the clones had no self-preservation instinct, because none of them seemed to ever defend themselves against punches or kicks.

The final two cloned clones rushed her from the sides.

The clones popped before she could hit them, and she blinked, before she yelped and moved away when two kunai nearly stabbed her shoulders. If that had hit her, she would have been done for. Her magical attacks required the use of her hands in order for her to actually create them. Without her arms, she would have a lot of trouble using her bigger attacks.

'Wait... He isn't using his Senjutsu?' Kuroka thought to herself when she noticed that her opponent had yet to activate his Senjutsu to fight her.

Here she was, enhancing herself with Touki, and her opponent wasn't even using his full strength. Her eyes narrowed when she realized that she was being taken lightly, the clones were bickering with each other, not bothering to block or dodge her attacks, and they were extremely relaxed.

She wasn't being taken seriously.

She summoned a large fireball with a glare in her eyes. She multiplied it into three large fireballs, and pointed both of her hands at the main clone. She was going to go full out and force him to pop in the most painful way possible. The clone crossed his arms, and the three attacks exploded on him. She narrowed her eyes as the flames died down near instantly, and she saw that the clone's clothing had been damaged, but the clone was barely even fazed by the attack.

'Damn... that hurt... a lot...' Naruto thought as he looked at his forearms, which had felt the full brunt of that. Since he blocked the attack, and blocked attacks don't really pop clones, he had been fine. The attack didn't bruise him, or draw blood, but he was scuffed up a little from the fireballs' explosion.

That had been a strong attack.

'He must have a powerful resistance to fire attacks.' Kuroka thought to herself.

'That attack was nearly as strong as one of Sasuke's fireballs.

Kuroka held her finger up, and started to make symbols appear in the air. Purple fog started to form and go towards Naruto. He blinked and looked at the fog, before looking towards Kuroka.

"My poison slowly kills all beings other than dragons and gods. You are going to suffer a slow... nyan?" Kuroka had her face punched again when Naruto pushed through the poison. The poison faded away the second her concentration was broken, and Kuroka, covering her eye as she was pushed back, looked at the clone.

Naruto was covering his mouth.

If he didn't breath the poison in, then it wouldn't be able to affect him. It was kind of stupid of her to state that she was using poison, before he had breathed it in.

"Listen lady, I don't want to hurt you if I don't have to. I still have requests I have to fufill." Naruto said as he showed the paper with signatures that he had. Kuroka lunged at Naruto, and he blocked a punch. She blocked a punch from him, before blocking a kick as well, and throwing her own kick. He leaned back and dodged the kick, before he moved his foot onto the ground, and spun around to kick her in the jaw. She leaned back as well, and Naruto spun all the way around, before he swept her feet out from under her.

He grabbed her ankle, and slammed her into the ground, getting a grunt out of her.

This wasn't like the fight with the Stray Peerage where he needed to get the shit kicked out of him so that he could win the fight, this was a different fight where he had to show off his skills and NOT get hit and popped.

She wrapped her legs around him, pulling herself up with her crotch in his face.

She didn't wear panties.

"Time to pop you nyan!" Kuroka called out, before Naruto leaned down and slammed her back into the dirt before she could hit his head. Her legs came unwrapped from his head.

Naruto's cheeks were burning red.

She took her chance to lash out at him, standing on her hands to do so. He grabbed her tail, and she fell to the ground when he did so. She smiled at Naruto nervously when she saw both of her tails were being gripped tightly by the clone.

"Nya... ha ha ha... I was just playing with you nyan." Kuroka said, seeing as her tails were part of her identity. She wouldn't want something to happen to them because she had pissed off the clone.

...

Fuck that.

She lashed out with her foot again and nearly kicked Naruto in the dick, and he jumped back. He pulled onto her tails, and started to spin around. She yelped, before she was spun even faster in a circle. When she started top get dizzy from spinning, Naruto threw her across the clearing. He crossed his fingers and started to run towards her, two more clones going to his sides.

"This won't be lethal, but it is going to hurt." Naruto informed her, and she kicked up dirt with her foot. The clones got dirt in their eyes, jumping in front of Naruto, and he jumped over the clones and the dirt. Kuroka dodged a knee to the gut by rolling out of the way, and she got up and tried to uppercut Naruto. He caught her fist, and pushed her back, before he kicked her in the gut.

She coughed out blood when she was pushed into a tree, and snapped the tree in half with her body.

She crashed into the ground, bounced, and crashed a second time before rolling and stopping when her back hit another tree, her body landing on her side. She gasped in pain, holding her gut with her hand, wincing.

"Don't you know... it isn't polite... my stomach... to hit a lady... oh that hurt nyan." Kuroka rasped out as she held onto her aching stomach.

"You attacked me first!? Seriously lady, what the hell is wrong with you!? Why am I being attacked by so many women lately!?" Naruto shouted out, and Kuroka looked at him deadpan.

Yep, he was stupid.

"You aren't from around here... are you nyan? Devils and Youkai women are attracted to auras of power, you have an aura of power, confidence, and your your lifeforce is prime cut material nyan. You are fine breeding material, or in some cases, a very fine meal to increase our power with... I want to see how strong you are... because I might want your children nyan." Kuroka stated with a twitching eye. How hard was it to understand that they, supernatural women, had it so that they pretty much got wet off of a powerful man?

She had already tried to get the White Dragon Emperor to give her children, and her denied her... harshly for that matter.

Yeah, she wasn't going to try and get him to fall in love with her again, that didn't work at all the first, second, third, or even ninth time that she had tried.

"... Eh? Are you a retard? Why would you fall in love with somebody for their strength? I mean, just because the parent is awesome, doesn't mean the child with be." Naruto told her as he saw the biggest flaw in her logic. He had two awesome parents, and when he was a kid, he sucked and knew it. He only got where he was with sheer guts, determination, and working his ass off harder than those around him.

He had never truly been in love, and even he knew that you got with a person because you loved them, not because they were strong.

"Eh?" Kuroka asked, as she looked at Naruto in surprise.

Was he stupid?

Strength was damn near genetic when it came to things like lifeforce and basic strengths, and even potential was partially genetic. The only time that wasn't the case was when the source of power wasn't truly genetic itself. Potential was genetic, but sometimes that potential was never realized because the child was too lazy, or it was a late blooming potential.

He had an aura of power, and his lifeforce wasn't gained unnaturally, meaning that his potential was based in genetics.

His children would have potential out the ass.

"Damn, why do I always find the stupid ones? Love isn't something that you can force..." Naruto tried to reason with Kuroka, and she blinked, sitting on her ass and looking towards him. She tried to stand up, but she realized that she wasn't able to move her body all that well. That last hit had really hurt her, a lot, and it would be awhile before she was fully recovered from it. "I mean, I'm not even that good looking." Naruto said, and Kuroka snorted.

Okay, he really was an idiot.

Toned ass body that was perfectly sculpted, bright blue eyes with an amazing shape to them. A rugged face, but with a hint of feminine charm (he must have his mother's face and eyes). He had bright blond hair, spiked up wildly to attract the girls who liked tough guys. He had peach skin, a little tan showing an active life. A perfect abs she wanted to eat off of, if he didn't think he was handsome, he was either modest, or he was stupid.

"You are... different than other good looking guys. You can't really tell a lie that well, can you nyan? So, mind getting me pregnant nyan?" Kuroka asked, and Naruto palmed his face. "Don't worry, I will take responsibility for taking your V-card, and marry you nyan." Kuroka said with a wink.

Naruto snapped.

"I'm not a virgin damnit!" Naruto shouted at her, surprising Kuroka at that. Naruto turned red and turned his head away from her. "I mean... I've had sex before." Naruto repeated himself with his cheeks still stained red.

Naruto never broke a promise, never.

When he promised he would do something, he did it. He remembered when he made a promise with a girl named Shion, a promise to pass on her powers to the next generation. He made that promise without thinking too much of it. So, when he learned what his promise really meant... he and Shion... did the dirty with each other. They had sex in multiple positions, until she had been good and pregnant.

Naruto grumbled to himself.

He would have loved to become part of his children's life, but he had never had the time to go and visit, and Shion couldn't leave her country either. Neither of them could leave their countries, and Shion wasn't allowed to get married anyway. She had told him that he had no responsibility towards her or the child, but it still weighed heavy on his heart to know that he had a child, but not be able to do anything for her.

"... Really?" Kuroka asked in surprise, not even adding nyan to it when she did.

"I spent 3 years training with a Pervy Sage! We travelled to like a hundred brothels! Why does everyone think I'm a virgin!? Heck, I knew more about a woman's body when I was a kid than most men do ever. Anyway, we got off track... You shouldn't-" Naruto was cut off when Kuroka snorted.

Okay, that settled it.

"I like you. You are kind of stupid, but funny. You've impressed me for sure with that strength of yours. I'm making you mine, and you don't have a choice in the matter... now pick me up and take me to the original... you broke my spine and I can't walk nyan." Kuroka lied through her teeth. Her legs were hurt and she couldn't walk, but she would be able to fully use her legs again in a few days... a few long days. She just wanted to guilt trip him into taking her to the original.

He was stupid, so she could predict what he would do.

"Oh shit! I didn't mean to paralyze you! I just wanted to beat you up a little! I'll take you to the real me, and we will get you fixed up!" Naruto shouted out with a panic as he rushed towards her and looked her over. She was certainly beat up, that much was for sure.

So he picked her up and carried her on his back, putting a grin on her face.

Oh this was so easy.

-With Clone (Number: 679-

"Aaaaaand... done. Okay, looks like that about does... I feel something just went wrong for real me... not my problem. I'm just a clone. I'll die when I'm done with this... ooooh, that sucks..." Naruto realized his own situation in life.

Fuck that, when he was done with his requests, he was going to have some fun before he popped.

He wanted to be rewarded for his hard work.

Chapter End!
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Note: Sorry for the late update, I just got done working 2 double shifts to cover for a coworker who got sick. Was very busy.