Hey, Awesome readers! I'm super sorry I didn't update sooner! The move really tired me out! And we didn't have internet for 2 months! I couldn't read my fav fanfics for 2 months! Try living like that! Anyways, I'm going to be putting a lot more new stories and small funny one shots here also! I have a poll on my profile so if you could please vote I can have a good idea of what to write first!

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Bella's PoV, After BD

Wow, I never thought that being immortal would be this amazing! I mean I knew it would be wonderful, but have I underestimated the vamps or what?

Anyways, I'm at the Cullen Mansion in Ontario, Canada, painting my and Reneesmee's nails, mine a deep midnight blue and hers a dark purple plum. It's really amazing how much she's grown in the last five years. She is physically about 17, and mentally she's very mature. She's a miracle. I then smiled to myself while thinking of my daughter. My daughter.

"What are you smiling at, Momma?" She asked me curiously. "Just thinking of you." I replied while she beamed at me.

Edward came into the family room and Alice quickly followed. "Hello, Love," he said while kissing my forehead. "Hello, Ness," He also kissed Reneesmee on the forehead. I grinned at him. He smiled back. Then I got lost in his topaz pools filled with love and a hint of lust. I'm pretty positive that mine looked the same. ;)

"Hey, Bella," Alice smiled. Then started humming The Fame by Lady GaGa. Oh, I love that song! And as soon as Alice started, Ness started humming Somebody to love by Justin Bieber. Ok, I love the beat, but the song, not so much. OH! I know what they're doing! I started humming LoveGame by Lady GaGa and right then is where Edward cracked.

"Could you all please stop singing that repulsive excuse for music?" He said with an annoyed like expression on his face. We all kept humming like he didn't say anything at all, except we hummed a lot louder. This was going to be so funny! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!

You see, he hates Justin Bieber and Lady GaGa with a burning passion. Literally, I swear it's like he sees red every time anyone mentions their name or anything to do with them. It's Hilarious!

Now, it's not that I like seeing him suffer because that is definitely not the case. He's just so sexy when he's mad. It kind of turns me on a little.

"Love, please?" Edward asked most likely trying to dazzle me. Alice was still humming while watching the style channel, with Verizon FIOS. I swear, Verizon FIOS is so awesome because we only pay for the channels we watch, and because Comcast or Xfinity or whatever the fudge you wanna call it is a piece of shit. Yeah I said It! (No offense to anyone who actually has it!)

Anyways, Ness was still humming as well but while reading a magazine dedicated to Robert Pattinson. She kind of has a thing for him. Oh well, better Rob than Jacob! (Sorry I had to! ) I think it's really cute.

Anyways again, we were all still humming but it kind of died down. He kind of calmed down, so I stopped humming. We just sat there in each other's embrace when all of a sudden the totally unexpected happened.

"Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh! Like Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh! Like Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh! I thought you'd always be mine, mine!" We heard echoing in the house by none other than Emmett Cullen. Well, isn't that just freaky! Edward then picked me up and ran vamp speed to the cottage. Oh well, just another day in the Cullen Home!