Thank you to reviewers, keep it going pretty please, with (in your opinion) the sexiest twilight saga charachtor covered in your favourite food, keep reveiwing. *puppy-dog eyes* Vixter-twihard;p

Mooch's POV:

We entered a large plain room consisting of the same ancient stone as the ally walls. It wasn't very big and the ceiling was low. Felix had to bow his head slightly to avoid hitting his head! I smiled to myself; he was actually quite a laugh. It was surprising how much he'd perked up in the last two hours! Felix ducked through a small rectangular hole in the wall. I followed him; we were now in a cavernous room.

There were long thin slits in the walls that let in the golden evening light – as there was no artificial lighting in this room - and the only furniture in the room were three unevenly spaced wooden thrones. In the middle one sat a man with paper thin skin, a sheet of jet black hair that brushed his shoulders, Milky red eyes and he wore a pitch black cloak that hung just above his ankles when he was sat down. Beside him stood a boy and a girl, they looked about 14 but I could tell they were senior to me in vampire years. They could be twins, the only differences were that the boy had shorter, darker brown hair, his lips were not as full as the girl's and ,of course, the gender - they wore identical cloaks that were darker than Felix's cloak but lighter than the ancient vampire's cloak. This must be the infamous Jane and Alec, the witch twins!

The moment the man spied us he agilely leapt to his feet and glided towards us. "At last, Felix, I was about to send Alec to look for you." The man sighed in a soft, feathery voice that was scarcely more than a whisper. "You need not have worried master, as I was just having a run to... get away from things, as it were." Was Felix's response, his voice was calm and yet mildly enthusiastic, there was a sense of deep devotion in the way he said it as well; like a human teenager having a heart to heart talk with their Idol! "And who is this charming individual you have brought with you?" Aro asked, acknowledging me for the first time (I assumed this was Aro, 'the others have skived off on what they claim to be a holiday' as Felix had so eloquently put it!)

"This is Mooch, I found her... or more she found me in the woods. I befriended her quite recently. She has an impressive amount of control, from what I have seen. She hasn't lost control of herself yet!" Felix told him, he sounded... proud of me! "So, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Aro asked politely. "I came to discuss my options in this new life... Sir?" I explained; I wasn't too sure upon what to call him, just to say Aro could be considered rude and it could also be the wrong name – despite, from what I had heard it seemed to be Aro – "Please call me Aro, Sir is too formal for my liking." He requested. "Yet, you have your guard to call you 'master'?" I asked, confused; was "master" not a formal way to address one's fellow kind?

"You question the way we address our master." Hissed the girl, whom I assumed was Jane, she emphasized the word "master"; she – like Felix – spoke with seemingly religious devotion, though hers was more obviously announced than his had been.

"Peace, Jane, little sweetling. She meant no harm." He crooned. Hmmmn, it was obvious who was his 'ickle favourite! I heard Jane scoff, Aro chose to ignore her. I took a glance at the four faces in the room. Felix wore a poker face, Jane looked like she'd just been slapped, Alec was eyeing his twin in concern and lastly Aro's face was alight with curiosity, fascination and glee. "So young yet she seems to have so little bloodlust!" he mused. "I fed on the way so I wouldn't feel the need to hunt in Volterra, and even if I do get a little thirsty my creator taught me how to control it." I assured him.

"She has common sense as well!" he cried in delight. "She's gifted too, master!" Felix added. If it was possible, his eyes brightened even more with pure excitement. "Oh, please allow me to see it." Aro almost pleaded. He held out his hand as if he wanted me to shake it. I stared at his out-stretched hand like an idiot!

"You didn't tell her a about my gift, Felix." Aro said in surprise. "Sorry, Master, it slipped my mind." He muttered apologetically. "I'm...!" I stated. I saw the sides of Felix's mouth twitch in amusement. "How rude of me!" Aro cried. "I, too, have a gift. Touch my palm and I can experience every thought, memory, former feelings, scents, sounds, flavours or touches you've ever had, the longer I have contact the more I will experience." Aro told me softly. Well this was a drag, if Aro read my thoughts then he'd know about the prank and if he knew anything about the prank not only would it blow the whole operation – it would ruin the fun of it. Thanks for telling me Felix, I thought sarcastically. I shot a quick glare at him. He shrugged and looked a bit sheepish.

"Okay, unless you want to see all I can do without having to see other boring, unimportant memories." I said slyly, although my voice was perfectly formal – containing no indication of any elements that would cause suspicion. Jane hissed. "I won't do anything to you." I told Aro, but only for Jane's benefit. "Indeed!" the strange man squealed in delight. "I shall need an inexpensive item, a household appliance such as a juicer or vacuum cleaner and two or more volunteers." I said as Jane shot me a glare. "And what do you plan to do to those people." She sneered. "You shall see, but I can assure you I won't hurt them." I assured her half-heartedly. Pissing of this Bitch'd more fun than the 'Aro prank'. I shall look forward to annoying her for eternity.

"Jane, fetch a vase and the Radio." Aro commanded. Jane shot off out of the room. "Alec, Felix – would you like to be our volunteers?" Although Aro said it in a sugar sweet voice I could tell it was a rhetorical question and a command in disguise, so could they. "Of course, Master." Alec answered for both himself and Felix. It was also the first time I'd heard him speak he had a lower, quieter and (by far) calmer voice than his sister but his voice was higher than Felix's. I was guessing his voice hadn't broke yet when he was changed.

Jane was back. She held a Radio in her right hand with a tacky looking vase tucked under the same arm. She dragged a waist high (or in her case shoulder high) cuboid shaped wooden block behind her with her left arm. She hauled the block into the centre of the room and placed the Vase and Radio on top of it. She then trotted off to Aro's side. "We're ready when you are." Aro told me, although he could tell he was itching to see my gift. I let the crazy electric force flow through my frozen veins, like adrenaline but by far more powerful. I imagined the vase lifting off the wooden block gliding a metre or so away to my left and setting gently on the floor. No sooner had each image sprung into my mind; the vase immediately mimicked my vision.

In my peripheral vision I saw Aro smirk greedily while Jane stood beside him looking scandalized! I smirked; the same electricity flowed through me, only this time, I willed the vase to smash. It instantly shattered into a million tiny pieces. Aro's smile widened, Jane silently fumed beside him. I looked to my other side; Felix had an "I told you so" look etched on his face, while Alec was stunned silent.

For my next trick I focused on tuning on the Radio. It did so instantly. As for the channel setting: the Italian version of classic FM (or we're-supposed-to-play-perfectly-good-classical-music-but-I-can't-be-arsed-so-I'll-talk-a-load-of-crap-instead FM) so I focused on turning the dial - which it did so – and in a short while found an English channel that was playing one of my favourite songs. Kesha ft. 3oh3; my first kiss. I used my gift to crank up the volume and listened. I wasn't gonna miss out on listening to this. In the week I had spent with Alistair – much to my dismay – I found he enjoyed listening to classic FM, What little music they played was alright it was the none stop crap about human politics and stuff like that. I like politics, but it turns into a load of bull shit when it no longer concerns you and your race! I preferred a station called Galaxy FM it played MODERN music, the breaks between music were shorter, they played more songs than any other stations and what chat they did have was interesting and had a comedy edge to it. So in whatever short space of time I had when Alistair was "out" I whacked on Galaxy on full volume, sang and danced to my favourite songs!

It had reached the chorus and I couldn't resist sinning along: She won't ever get enough, once she gets a little touch, if I had it my way, you know that I'd make her say ooohhhh ooohhhh x2. I looked around Felix smiled at me, he seemed to be enjoying the song immensely, Alec too was smiling and tapping his foot to the beat, Aro smiled and as for Jane if looks could kill I would have been suffering a long and painful death, I heard a feather light, yet somehow hysteric, giggle. My head whipped round, Aro was stood up laughing clapping his thin hands together.

I hated to think it, but he looked totally retarded and a little bit childish. I now knew what Felix meant by "Not that he doesn't already need to be locked up in the mental home!" 'Cause this guy truly was the mayor of crazy town. "What a queer style of Music!" he mused. Not as queer as you I thought. This guy was about as straight as a flexible ruler with toddlers set loose on it! "Classical music is good, but when they talk too much it annoys me. Also that's the music of the generation I was born in. Even decrepit Vampires enjoy listening to new types of music!" I said; no sooner had the last sentence left my mouth a horrific burning pain – equal to the one I had suffered about a week ago – coursed through my body like toxic acid, burning me from the inside out! I screamed out once in pain and shock! If I'd have been human I wouldn't have felt my body hit the floor. One of the twins had unleashed their gift upon me, three guesses which! If my hunch was correct, I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of hearing me scream again so I clenched my jaw shut. Despite the pain that seeped through granite body, I was able to think and hear. "Jane, may I ask WHY you are Torturing our guest?" Aro asked calmly, my hunch was correct! "Master, she mocked us! She questioned the way we address one another, she called us decrepit!" Jane spluttered in rage. The pain intensified, I let a groan escape my mouth. "She DIDN'T, all she said was that 'decrepit Vampires enjoy listening to new types of music!' You are so touchy, Jane!" Felix piped up. "Felix is right, sister." Alec said in a calm tone that matched Aro's.

If possible the pain once again deepened, I was sick of this now. This bitch needed to come down a notch or five! I bullied my brain further to make it concentrate while Jane continued her assault on me by locking me in a cage of fire. I focused on lobbing Jane into the opposite wall until I felt the familiar adrenaline-like sensation creeping up alongside the burning pain. I heard a shriek and a whoosh of air; I sighed in relief as her fiery attack upon me faltered and came to an abrupt halt. I hopped up panting, like a human couch potato who'd just jogged five miles! I looked across to the opposite wall. Sure enough there was a Jane-sized dent in the wall about two metres high. I looked down in time too she Jane hop up from the floor, looking at me stunned, shocked and – much to my delight – absolutely freaking furious. She looked downright hilarious; I wished I had a camera a) for blackmail and b) to look at whenever I needed a good laugh and I couldn't think of anything positive.

Behind me I heard Felix roar with laughter and Aro chuckle; I snuck a glance behind me I saw Alec smile (now he knew she was okay) at his sister's now bemused expression. I smiled, that'd teach her torture me!

"Anyhow, back to the demonstration, don't worry guys I'm not gonna chuck you into the wall. It's just I'm not keen on the sensation of being burned alive." I reclaimed their attention and assured Felix and Alec that I wouldn't do to them what I did to Jane. Jane scurried back to Aro's side, Aro watched intently. Felix and Alec stepped forward (Alec had to step forward two paces so he was stood next to Felix due to his short stride compared to Felix's gigantic one) I unleashed my gift, I closed my eyes and imagined Alec suspended four foot off the floor and Felix five foot off the floor. I opened my eyes sure enough the pair in front of me mirrored my mental picture. I smiled and set them gently down.

Aro smiled and clapped he looked like a human kid in a candy store! "Remarkable!" He exclaimed. "What a marvellous gift!" He commented, I guessed more to himself than anyone else. "And so useful!" He added, shaking his head. "My Dear Mooch." He addressed me. "Yes, Aro?" was my response. "Would you be interested in joining us?" he asked gesturing to the Vampires that surrounded him. Let the fun begin. I thought "I'm... not... too sure." I said in faux hesitance, I appeared to be deep in thought. "May I have some time to think it over?" I asked. I already knew the answer; I just wanted to have a bit of fun first! Aro didn't seem to see passed my facade.

"Of course, my dear, you can have as much time as you like to think through my offer." He replied with a gracious smile. "Felix, show her to her cambers." Aro told him as he handed him a small silver key. "Yes, Master." Felix replied and turned to walk out the room. We ran at superhuman speed. I kept my pace slow so I could follow him, I knew I was faster than him and could beat him in every race even if it was best out of 100! We slowed to a walk when we reached a corridor with 2 doors. We passed the one nearest the door leading into the corridor and approached the one at the very end of the hall way. "This is your room that you can access during your stay." He told me, pressing the key into my palm. "The wardrobe on the right contains women's clothing. If you need anything my room's just down the hall." He told me, pointing to the door we passed just moments ago.

He smiled at me and walked to his room. I unlocked mine and walked into a highly spacious room. The colour scheme was red and black – my favourite colours – In the middle of the room was a king-sized bed – not that I'd need it – with silk sheets and pillows in the shade of crimson that matched my eyes. The carpeted floor was black and the walls bright red. There were two black wardrobes one on the left side of the room and the other on the right. There was a modern red sofa and red tub chair surrounding a modern styled, black, marble coffee table. I opened a door on the left side of the room that led to a modern en-suite complete with a Jacuzzi. I shut the door and opened the French windows on the right side of the room and stepped out onto the balcony. The balcony was a huge stone semi-circle framed with carved marble to stop people falling off; it didn't just encircle the French windows leading to my room but also another set of French windows leading into another room.

It was dark now, the stars and full moon shone brightly against the pitch black sky. I closed my eyes and inhaled, relishing the scent of the Italian countryside. I was listening so intently to the sounds of the town below me I didn't notice the soft footsteps that approached me. I felt a large hand tapped my shoulder. I looked up to see Felix smiling down at me. "I thought you would've noticed that we have advanced hearing, sight, smell and physical abilities." He joked. "I have noticed that. But I'm easily distracted." I told him. He smirked. We stood there on the balcony together in silence, but not the awkward kind. The silence was surprisingly nice; I usually hated silence and loved to talk. So it was nice to be quiet and just hanging around killing time with a friend.

After about five minutes Felix sighed. I transferred my gaze from the streets below to his face. "I'd better get back to Aro, or he'll think we've got lost." He joked, yet I sensed a hint of reluctance like he didn't want to leave! "I'll be back in a bit, then we can plot the 'Aro prank!'" he said complemented by his cocky grin!

"Yeah you do that, you don't want to be the only Vampire in existence to get lost, more so in his own home - which he's inhabited for God knows how long!" I replied grinning back. "Well then let's hope I can make my way back there!" he retorted. "Then Bugger off and give yourself some navigation time." I teased back. "See you later, then." He said before dashing off. I walked at human pace to my gorgeous new room, to wait for Felix so we could start plotting our prank on Aro for when Caius returns!

so, watcha think? to tell me gimme, gimme, gimme a reveiw before midnight, won't somebody help me chase the measly hits away? Okay crazy I know, but if it makes you reveiw it goes without saying it's worth it! Vixter-twihard ;p