"Wow! You just called Ho-Oh!' Ash said.
"No duh! What'd you think it was? Yo mama?" Misty said.
"Well sorry! I just was amazed!"
"Well I'm pretty amazed myself…actually…"Ho-Oh seemed injured. Gary walked up to it and touched it.
"Wow. You seem hurt. I wish I had something that could help you…" Gary said. Ho-Oh looked better now.
"I'm thirsty…" Just then Ho-Oh turned blue and sprayed a water gun in Gary's face
"I didn't mean like that…and why are you blue? How did you learn water gun? I command you to turn orange. ORANGE!" Everyone anime falls.
"Do you think you may be able to heal Pokémon? Or maybe even change their types?" Misty said.
"Hmm…..That's completely abnormal…" Gary said.
"Wait." Misty saw something out of the corner of her eye. It was a legend maniac! "Ho-Oh, you must flee! A Pokémon legendary fanatic is coming this way. Uh….er…return to you power confines!" Misty said. At that, Ho-Oh disappeared.
"Whoa..."Ash gawked. Misty coughed up fire and singed Gary's hair.
"My hair!" Gary shrieked, patting the burning part.
"I wanna do that!" Dawn said. She copied Misty's hands but nothing happened. The Drew tried it, then Ash, then May, then everyone else, but it failed.
"Misty, do that again…"May said. She put her hands in bird position again and Ho-Oh reappeared.
"I…I can call…ho-oh!" Misty said. "What about other legendaries? Suicune!" Misty put her hands in a dog shape and said water while she did. Suicune walked up to them.
"I wish I was a Suicune!" May said. Then she turned into a Suicune.
"Cool! Sometimes I wish I really was a mew so I could teleport away from you freaks!" She turned into Mew.
"I'm not a freak! I wish I could use a powerful shadow ball on you!" Paul said. Right then he unleashed a giant purple shadow ball at May. It hit her directly in the stomach. She flew backwards at hit the dumpster.
"JERK!" May screams. She chucks a shoe at Paul's head even though it's probably heavier than her since she's a Mew.
"Oh! That was a critical hit because the Shadow ball is a bit bigger than Mew!" Dawn said. Everyone looked at her "What?"
"Help! I still can't see!" May yelled. "Waaahhh! I got some in my eyes now!" Then a random Phione and Manaphy come out of the toxic waste and used water gun on everyone. Max's eyes didn't burn and his glasses were clean,
"You guys get cool powers while all I get is hobo hair!" Drew says, leaning on Pikachu. They see a jolt of electricity goes into Drew.
"Uh…Drew, did you feel that?" Misty asked
"Feel what?"
"A giant jolt of electricity just went into your body!"
"Really? I didn't know…"
"What's that electricity coming from your armpits?" May asks. Drew lifts up his armpit and a thunderbolt comes out.
"Cooool! Thunderpits!"
"You're lucky I love you, Drew…" May muttered.
"I wish I had someone that loved me!" Brock said. A Sunflora and a Jynx walked up to Brock.
"Sun flora! (Hey baby!)" The Sunflora said smugly.
"Jynx Jynx Jynx Jy Jyn (Give us some love!)" Jynx motioned Brock over to them. Brock gulped and hesitantly walked forward.
"They said to Brock: Hey baby and Give us some love to him respectively!" Ash translated "Cool!"
"How did you know that?" Dawn asks
"I don't know…didn't you hear them speak English?" Ash said suspiciously
"No…they said their names."
"Heehee! I have an awesome power!"
"Mines the best!" Gary said. Misty glared at him.
"Except for yours bunny bear!" Gary pulled Misty into a hug which she didn't respond to.
"C'mon babe, what's wrong?" Gary asked
"Nothing…except for the fact that we are in knee-deep green shit, May is a Mew, Paul's face is bleeding, Ho-Oh and Suicune are right in front of us, Drew is pit-farting electricity, and we're total freaks now, yeah everything's fine! So let's start chatting about weekend plans, considering we're not freaks!" Misty snapped
'How are we gonna explain this to our parents." May said pointing at the, now blue, Ho-Oh and Suicune and every other freakish thing that just happened.
"Well my parents are dead and my sisters couldn't give a crap about me." Misty said
"Well I have a dead mom, a good for nothing dad and 9 brothers and sisters." Brock said
"I have a mom!" Ash said
"So do I" Dawn added "and a little sister…"
"What? You have a little sister?" Everyone asked
"Yea-I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF MY LIFE!"
"How old is she? And is she hot?' Max asks.
"She's 12 and…I guess….uh-huh…." Dawn sweat drops.
"Yeah! Score for the Maximan! Yeah!"
"Good for you, buddy!" Brock said, patting Max on the back.
"Greeeeeggg!" Paul screams and runs to a dumpster.
