Hey its person-who-dislikes-pink and if you are still are reading I congratulate you on your patience. Bow down to my awesomeness and me don't own Hetalia or any other references in this story. Also story isn't suppose to be USUK but between bow down to my awesomeness making it so easy for me to do so it may very well seem like it is
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Normal-me
Chapter 4
America-woke up on floor-
England-*cooked eggs Benedict*
Iggy don't cook or I'll so everyone this pic -shows Iggy the blackmail pic-
*Eyes widen* when did take that?!
Last night-shit eating grin-
*Glares*
You can make your tea but no cooking not even cereal
*Mutters curse and throws out the half cooked eggs Benedict*
-makes some cereal-Hey Iggy guess what
What is it you git
I'm gonna take ya to Mount Rushmore oh and did ya know you talk in your sleep
Why on Earth are you taking me there and what did I say?
Cause I can. Nothing important you should just know that I don't hate you-glomps-
WAH- Get off me you wanker!
Nope you gotta hug back so I know ya understand cause I'm the hero
No! Get off me!
Nope-strong grip-
You're so childish!*hugs back* now get off me!
But you didn't mean it! -still doesn't let go-
*sigh* America..*hugs*
Yay! Come on let's go -pulls England to airport-
*struggles* no!
HAHAHA XD -in airplane headed for South Dakota-
You git let go of me!
-sits down in seat and let's go- too late XD
*crosses arms and stares out window*
Awe Iggy you can't stay mad forever
Yes I can
-puppy dog eyes- no you can't
…git *glares out window*
Iggy I know you're not made and if you are then I'll hug you again
*Pretends not to be mad*
-glomps-You're not a very good actor dude
Get off me!
Are you still mad
Yes I am please get off me, you're like Italy and his hug therapy!
-lets go- well sometimes ya need it -mumbles- especially with what you said last night
What did I say last night?
Ahhhhhhh nothing -looks away-
*Sigh* I'm not mad anymore, but seriously what did I say last night?
Nothing important -panics slightly- and yay you're not mad XD
Tell me what I said!
No
Please America?
But I don't wanna DX
*Facepalm* Tell me right now
Fine -mumbles- you said why mmmhmhmhmmhmh
I said what…?
You said why does mmhmmmhm
I said why does…
Why does everyone hnmams mh
Spit it out already you foolish twit!
Fine! You said why does everyone hate me happy now!
W-what… I said that in my sleep?
Yea
o-oh well that's nothing to worry about! Probably just having a nightmare *slightly panics*
It seemed real to me so that's why I wanted you to know that I don't hate you cause you're my best friend -glomps more nicely-XD
Ahah, thanks America.. *feels a bit guilty from lying*
-let's go as they land- come on Iggy we got to get to my SD house -grabs arm-
Alright, I can walk by myself you know
Yea but you don't know the way you were only in SD once
Fine
-pulls Iggy to his house- here we are -stereotypically American house-XD-drags Iggy up to the guest room- you can stay here
Oh thanks…
-for once reads the atmosphere- hey Iggy why you upset?
Yeah…I'm fine
Iggy -pokes- I knows you a long time you're lying
Fine. I admit it. What I said in my sleep was true. *huffs and crosses arms*
-hugs Iggy- but I don't hate you you're awesome
Well thanks *mumbles*
-pulls Iggy downstairs sits down and hugs him more-
Thanks *mumbles*
My Iggy -hugs tighter-
France-*appears out of nowhere* Ohonhonhon~ what iz thiz?
America-glares- you're not helping -confederate mode-
England-Frog what are you doing here?!
France-I saw how America was dragging you out of ze house and I couldn't resist ahah *nervous laughter*
America-let's go of Iggy- I want ya at leave now fore I do somthin -still confederate mode-
France-Ohonhonhon~ *cue pervy smirk* What would tha- *sees America's "confederate mode"* ahah, I think I'll go now *runs like an Italian out the door.*
America-back to normal- hey Iggy let's go to Mt. Rushmore now -grabs arm-
England-ahah *nervous laughter* sure
-at Mt. Rushmore and America talking about everything he knows about it-
How interesting
-stomach rumbles- hahaha sounds like lunch XD
Alright, I think we passed a café a while back
Come on -grabs arm-XD
Gah! I can walk you know!
Just come on!
*follows America*
-finds café- it's nice and warm way better than that cold fall weather
I thought it was nice out, at least it's not raining.
No you can tell the winter here's gonna suck and it doesn't rain here often snows lot sometimes though
*shrugs* lets just order some food
-orders everything- Iggy anything you wanna do today?
*Shrugs* visit a museum perhaps
You really are old
I am not
Yea you are
Ok then enlighten me on how "young people" would go about.
Hmmm first we go to the park then we go to a party than we do whatever
Ok let's do that then.
Haha -grabs arm again-
Bloody git
Wait Iggy I gotta get something at home first! -picks England up and runs home-
What is with you and carrying me everywhere you twit?!
But you're so light and tiny like a rabbit it just makes it easy to pick you XD -opens closet gets to helmets and 2 skateboards- let's head to the park
Well I'm not a child! *follows America to park*
Yea but I bet you don't know how to skateboard -arrives at skate park-
*huff* I know how *lies* It doesn't take a rocket scientist
Ok then you wouldn't come complaining to me when you can't do shit on one -hands Iggy the skateboard and helmet- J
I'll be fine *straps helmet on stubbornly*
-puts on helmet- ok whatever you say -goes over to ramp and does fancy tricks-
It shouldn't be that hard…*mutters and carefully steps on and slowly kicks off*
-glances at Iggy- old man
*Glares* git
Are you coming or not
Yes you git *slowly gets over to where America's at*
-trys not to laugh being unsuccessful- XD Iggy you totally don't know how to ride a skateboard XD
Shut up you git!
HAHAHAHA -rofl-ing-
*attempts to go faster without injuring self* *glares at America*
-blinks and smirks- Iggy you're gonna fall doing it that way
And you're a-*falls flat on face*
-rushes over helps him sit- I told ya you were gonna fall -checks for wounds-
Shut up you -ouch!
Hold still or it's gonna hurt worse -pulls water bottle out- come on tilt your head so I can clean than we can head home to fix it.
F-fine *tilts head*
-pours water on wound- come on let's go J -helps Iggy than picks him up heading back to the house-
Thanks…
-goes inside smiling puts Iggy down in bathroom and grabs bandage- there we go XD I'm the hero
*face palms* ow!
Dude you shouldn't hit yourself it's bad
*sigh* fine
Canada- What going on eh?
Dude where did you come from?!
Canada-I've been here the entire time. Remember you asked me over a few days ago?
Nope doesn't ring a bell hahaha
France-sneaking by the window- Amérique is crazy
Canada-Why doesn't anyone remember me
Kumajiro-Who are you?
Canada-*face palm*
America-France I thought I told you to leave
France-squeals and runs-
Canada-France you need to stop stalking people…
England-ug
He fell off a skateboard XD so bro watchya doin here
Canada-*seat drop* I already told you, you invited me over a few days ago on the phone…
I don't remember that but you can stay if ya want XD hey Iggy what do you think you're doing
Erm nothing
Iggy -gives him a look- I know you're trying to go cook I told you no
I just want a good batch of fish and chips, the one at the restaurant was bloody awful!
You could ask me to make it I know how to make fries and fish
You wouldn't do it right
No I can do it! I'm the hero
*sigh* fine, just remember to bake the chips and not fry them.
Don't worry plus I don't have a fryer here and I've made homemade fries before XD
Fine
Canada-*appears out of nowhere* I'll help too eh
Woah bro where did you come from and awesome
Canada-I've been here the entire time *aura of sadfaceness follows Canada into the kitchen*
Hey bro you start the fish I'll work on the fries
Canada-ok *starts cooking fish*
England-*wanders around the house*
-cuts up potatoes preheating the oven-
Canada-*starts humming to Don't stop believing*
France-come out of nowhere and pins Iggy- Ohonhonhon
America-covers fries in salt and puts fries in oven-
England-GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERTED FROG!*squirms*
Canada-*finishes fish*
America-hears Iggy-I'm coming Iggy -runs hero like and kicks France in face-
France-oww my beautiful face
England-Bloody hell!*strangles France*
France-strangles back-you pig
America-pissed and on the verge of confederate mode- France get out of house
England-Wine guzzling frog! *strangles France*
Canada-*pokes head out of doorway and sees the commotion* umm, I'm just going to make some pancakes…
America-grabs France and drags him to the door before throwing him out-
France- I will be back
England-go away frog!
Canada-*finishes pancakes*
France-goes back home-
America-slams door and goes to get fries-
England-*sulks in corner*
America-finds England sulking glomps- Iggy!
Wha- America get off me!
-doesn't let go- nope I feel like hugging you
*squirms* get off me you bloody git
-pulls Iggy to couch still hugging- no
Unhand me you twit! *squirms*
No
Let me go
Canada-anyone want- *sees America and England then walks back into the kitchen*
No
*squirms*
-finds this adorable- you're mine
*squirms some more*
Stop moving and deal with that I'm not letting go
Stupid world superpower *says under breath*
HAHAHA -thinks about food that was made- oh yeah I forgot that was ready come on Iggy -picks him up-
*Grumbles something inaudible* fine
-sits him in a chair and grabs the food- I hope ya like it
Thanks… *starts nomming on food*
-noms on own food -Iggy remember I don't hate you
*continues to nom on food*
-burps louder- I'm the hero XD
Do you have any manners? *puts plate in dishwasher*
I do but I know it annoys you XD
*face palm*
Don't hit yourself it's bad DX
It's fine
Hey Iggy what do ya wanna do and don't say something like what an old person would say
Hm, perhaps go to a bar?
Cool I know the perfect one XD
Alright, lets go
-grabs keys cause it's to far to walk- come on
*follows America out the door and into the car*
Like my car it's a 1991 Mustang XD
It's alright
No it's way better than alright it freaky awesome- starts humming with the radio-
*rolls eyes*
-starts singing- "it's been a hard days night and I've been working like a dog"
*automatically knew the song and sang along*
-song ends and stupid ads come on- we're almost there
How much longer?
About four mins -one of Adele's songs play-
*scrunches nose and changes radio to Austana's Boston*
Hahaha -laughing at Iggy's reaction- come on we're here try to hold your liquor better today
I can hold my liquor just fin thank you
No dude you totally can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
Fine I'll see you drunk in a few drinks
*rolls eyes and takes a seat*
-orders beer-
Orders a shot of rum*
-still fine about four drinks later- hey Iggy how you holding up
I swear to drunk I'm not god *slurs*
Hahaha you're drunk XD
I not am!
Hehe than how come you have no shirt
I- well America, I do notta know. DON'T PATRONIZE ME!
I'm not you just drunk XD
No I am drunk not *starts to weep* 'ey Murica, why did ja have to do that was thing and leave me? After you everybody left me! I hate France! He is nice not!
Iggy I had to and I know France is mean
But wwhhhhyyyyyy?! You made life happy and France wassa busy with canaddera. Why did you have to grow up?! Nd do you know why I have blonde hair?! It makes sense no ! Ireland, Scottland, andaa Waalles have red hair.
-blushes from embarrassment- I had to that's why and I don't know why your hair is like that.
You were soo adorable. More adorable than Germany when he was a lad. *suddenly started dancing saying god know what*
-blushes furiously- Iggy come on get down -thinking soooo frickin cute w-wait did he mean he thinks I'm cute-
NO I AM THE BLOODY BRITISH ENPIRE YOU CAN NOT DEFIE ME! *jumps off counter and falls flat on face*
Bartender-*blinks* well now I've heard it all.
-sighs- picks up Iggy- come on let's take ya home- pays for the drinks-
*walks with America*
Iggy get on my back you can barely walk
Oook. *gets on America's back*
-makes sure that England doesn't fall- you're so drunk it's totally obvious
'ey Murica?
-sighs- yea
Thank you for not hating mee.
-blushes- no prob
And America?
Yea?
*whispers* the Russians are after the potatoes and beware of the one eyed man named Pablo.
Yep you're drunk
Not *passes out*
-sighs- you really are a pain in the ass
*A few minutes, England came to,* ug my head.
-already home- here Iggy -gives him water and pain pills-
What happened… and were is my shirt? *takes aspirin with water*
You got drunk and took it off.
Oh great *mumbles*
Hahaha you started dancing on the counter
Splendid, not the worse thing that's ever happened
You also complained a lot
Drunken rant?
Yea basically
Oh wonderful… *presses fingers to temples* I swear I'm never drinking again
Yea you say that every time but you drink again anyway
Don't remind me
Hey you also thanked me for not hating you -cheeky grin-
*Glares for a split second*
-glomps- you know you can't deny it
Ahg, get off me
Nah you get hugs
It's not helping my hangover you twit
That's cause you're yelling and tensing up if you relaxed and enjoyed the hug you would be fine
*glares*
Relax -saying calmly-
*scowls for a few moments then sorta relaxes*
All the way
*sighs, and relaxes* happy?
Yep XD -grabs remote for TV- lets watch something XD
Nothing loud
Kk -The Avengers anyway-
*winces* may-
France- *sneaks through window and sees America and England* Ohonhonhon~
I picked ze best time to return
I love this movie it's the best -Captain America kicking ass-
France-*takes blackmail picture* Ohonhonhon~ *a bit loud though*
-turns head sees France and glares- France I'm gonna kick your ass like my favorite superhero
England-Frog, go away.
France-you cannot hurt my beautiful face *runs off somewhere in the house*
-catches him anyway- give me the camera
France- Never! *struggle to get out of grip*
Give it
No
Now
No
I'm gonna lock you in the basement tell you do
*struggles* these pictures are too good! NO!
Then to the basement -pulling France toward the basement-
NOOOOOO~!
-throws France down the stairs into the basement- last chance
*looks left from right being very conflicted* no!
Ok I guess I'm gonna lock the door -starts closing the door- no more lovers cause they won't be able to find you
*Eyes widen* NOOOOOOOOO! *throws camera at America* take ze stupid pictures!
Thanks when I delete em I'll give it back bye France -opens door-
*scrambles out* I shall return *leaves house*
Yeah he's gone -hugs Iggy again-
England-Good
-continues to watch movie while hugging England-
What's with you and hugging me?
I'm in a huggin mood and you're my friend XD
Hmpf
Ahh you like hugs and you know it
No
Yup you do
No I don't
You're lying you like hugs
No
If you don't like hugs then why do you keep hanging out with me
*crosses arms*
I don't hear an answer
*scowls*
Come on or I sweeze
You are the only person that doesn't act like a perv or hates me.
Awes Iggy -instantly feels bad for him
*looks down at floor*
-just hugs England-
Isn't there a meeting tomorrow?
I think so but I don't know
*shrugs*
Hey Iggy
What?
Thanks
For what?
For putting up with me and letting me be your hero
Oh, your welcome
-hugs- he he
What's so funny?
You didn't yell at me for calling me your hero
I have too much of a headache to yell
Yea sure right -slight sad face-
But I don't mind you saving me from the frog
He he you're so my sidekick
I guess
Hey do ya need more pain killers
Yes
-gets up and get pills and orange juice- here ya go -sits down-
Thanks *takes pills*
-glomps again now watching the old superman movies-
Get off me you git
Nope
Please
-pouts- but I don't wanna
You are so childish. *sigh* fine
Yay! XD and you're just old
I am not that old!
Dude you're like twice as old as me if we go from the beginning and 5 times if we go by my b-day
There are other nations that are older
Yeah but you act old too.
*raises eyebrow* how
You read, drink tea, embroider, read the newspaper when there's TV for that you, nag you and wear sweater vests.
There is nothing wrong with reading, or wearing sweater vests. I like to read the paper so I don't have to waist my time listening to news commentators ramble on, and embroidering is a fun art.
Embroidering is done by grandma's and you seriously think there's nothing wrong with wearing sweater vests?
Sweater vests always look nice on me. Embroidering is something fun to do if you're bored.
You sound old when you say that stuff
How?
I don't know it's a special power you have that just sounds old
*face palm*
I told not to do that
Too bad
-glomps- no I don't want ya to hurt yourself
I'm not hurting myself you twit!
Yay normal Iggy -glomps more-
*glares* get off me you bloody git!
Nope -hugs tighter-
*Squirms*
Nope mine -hugs more-
*scowl* get off me!
Just deal with it -continues to hug-
*scowls*
XD
Be quiet you
-pokes face- so old
I am not "so old" tomorrow at the meeting ask some of the others their foundation date.
But the other countries don't act old only you do
I do not act old you twit
Yes you do you go to bed early too
I get stressed, I need sleep!
You had to call me to plug in your TV and DVD player and teach you how to text
I don't exactly use such things very often
Cause you're old
I am not!
Yes you are
No I am not!
Tell me one thing you do on a regularly that isn't old
I watch Dr. Who
Fine -sighs- but you're still old
No I am not
Ya you are and you're still not allowed to cook
Watch me *stands up and walks into kitchen*
Noooooo if you do I send that pic!
What one?
The one from last night
*eye twitch*
Go sit back down if there's something you want that needs to be cooked I'll make it XD
I am getting cup of bloody Earl Grey tea
Ok you can make tea but that's it
*glares and walk back to the kitchen and put on a kettle of water on the stove*
-follows making sure the house doesn't burn down-
America where do you keep your tea cups?
Ummmm I only have at the Virginia house but there are mugs
*sigh* fine, where are the mugs?
-opens cupboard over the sink- here ya go -gives Iggy a mug-
Thanks *walks over and pours hot water in the mug and put a tea grabs the carton of milk and pours some in the mug until it's a creamy brown color. After that adds two tablespoons of sugar and stirs*
-gets some ice cream from freezer- want some?
Depends, what kind is it
Mint chip
*derp sad face* noo
There's some chocolate in the freezer still
*sigh* that'll do I suppose. It'll be odd with tea though
Well you're odd to it works XD-grabs to spoons-
._.
-sees England's face- hey you ok?
I am fine *sips on tea*
-pokes face- noooo you're not -turns and gets the chocolate ice cream and comes back- you made that one face that looks like you're over thinking something
*shrugs*
-hands him the chocolate ice cream- so whatchya thinking bout
Nothing really
-noms mint chip ice cream and notice France out the window- not again why does he stalk you
*takes bite of chocolate ice cream* yes
Shit! -runs to the bedroom and then comes back with the camera France had earlier- good thing I grabbed it or he probably would have gotten the pics
He probably has another knowing that perv.
Yeah but that one doesn't have one of us hugging
Thank goodness
Hahaha -finds the pics of them hugging after seeing some disturbing first that Prussia, Spain, and France were in- those three are fudged up
Whatever gave you that idea *sarcasm*
HahahaXD -deletes pics- now it don't matter if he gets the camera no more pics
*smirks*
France-sees the camera and grabs it quickly running off- Ohonhonhon hopefully Amerique forgot to delete those picture
…git
He totally thinks I forgot hahaha XD like I'd forget something like that XD
