"Umm...excuse me?" James asked meekly. The Fat Lady was sitting in her
portrait, staring at him.
"Don't you remember the password?" she asked.
"No," James said, "I wanted to ask you something,"
"What is it?" she barked.
"Well." he began. "How do you get a girl to like you? One that already hates you?"
"Why does she hate you?"
"Erm...might be because I do mean things to her...friend"
"Okay," the Fat Lady said. "What you need to do is exactly the opposite of that. I mean if you want her to love you, you have to do the opposite of what you do when she hates you. Get it?"
"Sorta" James said. Then he realized what the Fat Lady just said. "You mean I have to be nice to Snape?!?" he cried.
The Fat Lady nodded smugly. James screamed.
"Oh and also," the Fat Lady said, "After you start being nice to her friend, start bringing her flowers and candy and stuff like that. Girls love that."
"Don't you remember the password?" she asked.
"No," James said, "I wanted to ask you something,"
"What is it?" she barked.
"Well." he began. "How do you get a girl to like you? One that already hates you?"
"Why does she hate you?"
"Erm...might be because I do mean things to her...friend"
"Okay," the Fat Lady said. "What you need to do is exactly the opposite of that. I mean if you want her to love you, you have to do the opposite of what you do when she hates you. Get it?"
"Sorta" James said. Then he realized what the Fat Lady just said. "You mean I have to be nice to Snape?!?" he cried.
The Fat Lady nodded smugly. James screamed.
"Oh and also," the Fat Lady said, "After you start being nice to her friend, start bringing her flowers and candy and stuff like that. Girls love that."
