Chapter four
4 days later...
Me:*Phone buzzes,I pick it up,2 missed text messages*
One from Hi it's Meggy,
it says:
"Isn't it obvious,he likes you ...ALOT!"
The second message is from C.1.3.L.U.N.4.
It says:
"I think Cupid has shot Jeff with one of his arrows."
*Door opens*
Jeff: Hey Jade.
Me: Oh,erm...hey Jeff *hides phone quickly*
Jeff: Am I early?
Me: Yeah,just me and you...
*Awkward silence*
Jeff: Erm...yeah!
*Door opens and everyone comes in*
Dan: Hey Jade!
Tom: You need to show me that.
Ben: Sure,You can get one from Game stop.
Me: What are they talking about?
Aneisha: The legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
Zoe: What a bunch of Gamer Geeks
Slender Man: *nods head*
Me: Ok guys ,so we have questions and also Dares today.
Zoe and Keri: Yaayyyy!
Jeff: Are there any for me?
Me: Yep!
BEN: Ok then lets get started!
Me: Ok,the first one is from, ' it's Meggy.
It says:
"it's Meggy here.
I dare LJ to twerk in front of Jade's face.
I want to be in this,I have pale skin,red eyes and white hair.
I'm a starter creepypasta.
I dare Dan to hug Keri.
I dare Zoe to b*** slap Keri.
I dare Tom to bin all of his video games.
I dare Aneisha to hug Dan.
I dare Jeff to kiss Jade.
Question for Jeff Do you like Jade?
Question for Keri Do you like Dan?
Question for Dan do you like Keri?
I dare everyone to pretend to be a cat for the day.
I dare LJ to eat nutella all day.
I dare BEN to eat all of Keri's ice cream.
And is The crime minister in this and what about Eyeless Jack?
Thanx ,this story is awesome.
Love megs
Jeff: WOW ,Thats alot.
*Door opens*
L.J (Laughing Jack): Ok ,guys I'm Jack and I will twerk.
*Starts twerking on Jade*
Me: *Blushing uncomfartably*
Jeff: *Starting to get angry* GET YA SKINNY WHITE ASS OUTTA HER FACE!
L.J: But it was a dare!
Jeff: I don't care now get out of here!
*Door opens*
Me: Oh hey Meggy!
'it's Meggy : Hi guys,I'm a new Creepypasta!
L.J: Great a new friend! *hugs her*
' it's Meggy: *Hugs back*
(Dan)I dare Dan to hug Keri.
Dan: Ok,sure *Hugs Keri*
Keri: *-_-*
(Zoe)I dare Zoe to b*** slap Keri.
Zoe: No,She's my sister!
(Tom)I dare Tom to bin all of his video games.
Tom: Erm...no thanks ,I'd like to Keep them.
'it's Meggy : *Grabs video game box and tosses into dumpster*
Tom: *Dies on the ground* MY BABIES *Starts to cry*
BEN: No worries,you can borrow mine.
' it's Meggy: *Grabs all of BEN's video games and throws them away*
BEN: *:O* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!
' it's Meggy: Oh yeah *Brings out a jug of water* I'll pour this all over you!
BEN: NOOOOO!
(Aneisha)I dare Aneisha to hug Dan.
Aneisha: Erm...ok *Hugs Dan*
(Jeff)I dare Jeff to kiss Jade.
Me: Erm...*blushing*
Jeff: I-I-I *Blushing even more*
' it's Meggy: *pushes Jeff into Jade(Me)*
Jeff: *Face plants into Jade and ends up kissing her*
Me: O.o
Jeff: Erm...I am so sorry!
Me: no no ,It's ok!
(Jeff)Question for Jeff Do you like Jade?
Jeff: Erm...I don't know *blushing*
Me: *:/*
(Keri)Question for Keri Do you like Dan?
Keri: Erm...no!
(Dan)Question for Dan do you like Keri?
Dan,Yeah she's cool,I'm happy being buds though *Bro fists Keri*
Keri: *Bro fists back*
(Everyone)I dare everyone to pretend to be a cat for the day.
BEN:MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!*struts in cat form*
Me: Meow! *Grows a tail and ears*
Jeff: Meow meow ("You look cute")
Me: meow me me meow(Erm...thanks?")
Slender Man: MEOW!
*Door opens*
Trender Man: Oh hell no,lets get you a proper cat suit.
Slender Man: MEOW HISS! ("Oh hell no!) *Runs away*
Trender Man: COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN! *Runs after him*
(L.J)I dare LJ to eat nutella all day.
L.J: Oh yay!
5 minutes later...
L.J: OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING *pukes on the floor*I WANT CANDY!
Dan: MEEEEOOOOOWWWW! ("OMG,THAT IS DISGUSTING,I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP!")
Keri: Meow meow mew meow? ("Me neither,Jeff?")
Jeff: Meow meow mew mew mew meow ("Fine I'll get the RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS AND RAGS IT WILL TAKE TO CLEAN THIS SHIZ UP")
(BEN)I dare BEN to eat all of Keri's ice cream.
BEN: Mew mew mew purrr! ("omg I lurv Ice cream!) *trots to the kitchen*
Keri: HIISSSS MEEEOOW YOWWWLLL! ("NO BENN STAY AWAY FROM MY ICE CREAM!)
BEN: *Eatting all her ice cream*
Keri: MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW ("NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO")
Me: Meow meow ("no the crime minister is on vacation in disney land and Eyeless jack will be around")
*Door opens*
Eyeless Jack: Did- woah,what is going on here, Jade?
Me: *looks up at him* Meow? ("%$! #?")
THE NEXT DAY...
Me: Ok,now that we've recovered from that dare,even though some effects haven't worn off *waves her fluffy tail*
Jeff: I think you look cute.
Me: *blushes* lets get onto the next dare,from C.1.3.L.U.N.4.
It says:
"Q for Zoe: How do you feel about Melissa flirting with Dan all the time?
Q for Dan: How do you feel about Zoe being such godd friends with Byron?
Q for Tom: How do you feel about Roly crushing on Neish?
Q for Neish: How do you feel about Tom always trying to get with other girls?
Q for Keri, be warned, this is a hard one: Cookies or cupcakes?
Dare for Keri and Dan: Keri is to dictate a text message to Trina and Dan must type it, keeping up with Keri's talking.
Dare for Ben and Tom, play against each other on BladeQuest,
dare for Neish and Slenderman: Neish must try and make slenderman laugh,
dare for Zoe and Jeff: Jeff must try to scare Zoe, then Zoe must try to scare Jeff, and we'll see who gets the most scared."
(Zoe)How do you feel about Melissa flirting with Dan all the time?
Zoe: Well...it's ok,cos I know he won't go out with her,she's far too annoying!
(Dan)How do you feel about Zoe being such godd friends with Byron?
Dan: I'm ok with it,I mean I'm glad there friends and all.
(Tom)How do you feel about Roly crushing on Neish?
Tom: It's kinda annoying ,cos when I'm trying to talk to Neish,he'll just come up to us and interupt me and present her with some wierd gift.
Aneisha: It's sweet but,I just don't like him.
(Aneisha)How do you feel about Tom always trying to get with other girls?
Aneisha: I'm...ok with it?
(Keri)be warned, this is a hard one: Cookies or cupcakes?
Keri: Your right,it is a hard one,erm...I don't know,they taste so good,both of them are awesome,it's just so hard to decide.
*Door opens*
Masky: I'd recommend you have the cheese cake,yummy,but none of mine!
(Keri&Dan)Keri is to dictate a text message to Trina and Dan must type it, keeping up with Keri's talking.
Dan: Sure I can do that!
2 hours later...
Keri: "And I was like,no way I don't and she was like you so do and I was like I don't and she was like you so do,I was like I don't..."
Dan: Please Kill me now!
(BEN&Tom)play against each other on BladeQuest!
Tom: This should be fun!
4 hours later...
Tom: *yelling* YES I'VE WON,I BEAT YOU!
BEN: You shouldn't have done that!
Tom: Dude,if you want we can have a rematch.
BEN: Nahh,sounds this is boring,how about minecraft?
Tom: Ok!
(Aneisha&Slender Man)Neish must try and make slenderman laugh Aneisha: Ok I guess I can do this.
Slender Man: I doubt you will be able to.
5 minutes later,
Aneisha: Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Slender Man: (Nothing)
Aneisha: Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting.
They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets.
They make a fire.
Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting.
She comes back with 2 rabbits.
The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks.
I followed tracks. I saw rabbits.
Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped." Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer.
The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks.
I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped."
The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue.
They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks.
I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran.
I shot.
Train didn't stop."
Slender: (NOTHING)
Aneisha:Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Slender: NOOTTTHIIINGGG)
Aneisha: Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Slender : It would be funny if you were'nt insult ma momma bitch!
Aneisha: I am not actually insulting yo momma,it's a joke!
Slender: ...
Aneisha: Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Slender: *Gives a small snigger*
Aneisha: Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
Slender: *Laughs quietly*
Aneisha: Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Slender: *Falls of his chair and rolls around the floor laughing* alright you got me.
Aneisha : And that only took 2 hours.
(Zoe&Jeff)Jeff must try to scare Zoe, then Zoe must try to scare Jeff, and we'll see who gets the most scared."
Jeff: Well I am scary,so this should be a piece of cake.
Half an hour later...
Jeff: *screaming like a little girl* Wheres my knifie!
Zoe: *sniggering* here you go!
Jeff: *Whimpering,snatches the knife and runs off)
Me: ok guys thats all for now,thank you for reading this chapter and send in your question for the next chapter.
love ya'll who are helping out!
*Door bursts open*
Zalgo: Your fate has arrived.
Me: What do you mean? *scared*
Zalgo: *Throws a knife,it hits Jade(me) in the chest*
Jeff: Jade!*runs over to catch Jade as she falls*
Keri: omg is she ok?
Slender: You little spy children ,go home!
*MI high agents leave*
Zalgo: *dissapears in a puff of black smoke*
Jeff: Jade...Jade...please don't go,please don't leave!*holding her in his arms*
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
SORRY I TOTALLY LEFT YOU ON A CLIFF HANGER,DON'T HATE ME FOR IT OK!
HERE HAVE SOME SKITTLES *THROWS THE SKITTLES AROUND*
FEEL THE RAINBOW TASTE THE RAINBOW.
iS IN HAPPY LAND FULL OF SKITTLE PUKING UNICORNS AND LIGHT AND SPARKLES *EYES SPARKLE*
Love Jade The Killerx
