I've just realised something – it's been about a year since I discovered the magic and brilliance that is Cats. And my EXAMS ARE FINISHED. I think this is cause for a celebration with...an UPDATE!

"Plato, stop crying. I have something in my paw that'll cheer you up!" Munkustrap said, trying to sound enthusiastic in front of the depressed tom who couldn't get anybody to love him.

The said tom wiped his eyes miserably, before shooting a triumphant glare at Mistoffelees. "Ok. Go on."

"Why did you act so attracted (for lack of a better word) to Tugger during his number? – Mistoffelees Fan-Kit"

"I refuse to answer that...absurd question!" Plato wailed, outraged that anyone would ask him a truth with Mistoffelees in the name.

"It's true, though." Tugger smirked lazily, "You're obsessed with my feet."

"Shut up. I am not."

"Then why do you always look at them?"

"Because..." Plato faltered, then burst out, "because they're TINY! It's unnatural to have such small paws! Look, everyone, look!"

The Jellicles all tilted their heads to get a better look at Tugger, who sheepishly pulled his legs away from their gaze. "Even if they are tiny," he said quickly, "they're tiny in a really sexy way."

"Oh, yes." Old D nodded, "Agreed. I used to have sexy feet too, you know..."

"Right!" Munkustrap said hurriedly, "Well, perhaps we should move on...Someone wants us to get the old bottle out again!"

"Grea'!" Mungojerrie beamed, "'Cos me and Teaze 'ave loads...Lemme get moiy sack –"

"That won't be necessary, thank you." Munkustrap said firmly, "We'll play this game respectably from NO stolen items. Asparagus, if you please..."

Asparagus nodded importantly and spun the traditional bottle. It finally slowed to a stop at...Jennyanydots.

"Oh, dearies!" The Gumbie Cat said happily, distracted from her knitting, "Well, well...To liven up the party, how about a dare?"

Mistoffelees was whispering to Victoria, a mischievous grin on his face. She giggled in surprise at what he was saying, shook her head – still chuckling – and eventually raised her paw.

"Yes! Victoria," Munkus smiled kindly at the innocent queen – kit, "Do you have a dare for Jenny?"

"Yes, Munk," She replied, grinning, "I do!"

"Ah, bless her soul." Jellylorum said fondly as Victoria cleared her throat.

"First of all, what's that you're knitting, Jenny?" She asked sweetly.

"Oh, this thing, dear? It's a nice sweater for old Gus, to keep him warm at night..." Jenny said, beaming, "Yes, it's quite a simple pattern, really...I'm thinking of giving it some 'retro' colours, to be funky..."

"Ok!" Victoria said, snapping Jennyanydots out of her knitting fantasies, "Well, how about giving it a word to spice it up a bit?"

"That's a good idea!" Jenny said eagerly, "And what word were you thinking of?"

Victoria burst into peals of laughter and crawled over to whisper it into the older cat's ear, who gave a small squeal of embarrassment.

"Now, Victoria! I couldn't...I couldn't possibly! Why would you say that?"

Mistoffelees cracked up laughing, clapping his paws, "Oh, come on, Jenny! It's only four letters!"

"Starts with F..." Victoria chimed.

"And ends with K!"

"Allllright!" Munkustrap half yelled in desperation, "Everyone, I wanted to keep this game clean! Now settle down!"

"I think the game stopped being clean when I had to do a lap dance!" Bombalurina said snippily, her arms folded, "Let's move on. I want some action."

"Well, there's one here for your mate, so who knows?" Munk smirked, reading the new envelope.

"There's no point. With no mane, I really don't see the attraction."

"He's BEAUTIFUL!" Etcetera screamed and the kittens resumed their laughter.

"I dare Tugger to sing a High School Musical song- one of the girl ones- with choreography – beatlesxlove"

"That crap does NOT deserve to be called a musical," Tugger huffed, standing up and stretching, "But, if you insist..."

"I BELIEVE IN DREAMING. SHOOTING FOR THE STAAARS!" He leapt up and down, high-kicked and shimmied up against a perplexed Jellylorum. "Baby to get number one – YOU HAVE TO RAISE THE BAAAARS!"

"Oh..." Old D whispered, "My ears..."

..."Work our TAILS OFF everdaaaay!"

The kittens were leaping up and down and grooving, whilst their favourite tom continued to work his magic, pelvic thrusting and swinging his hips.

"Yeah we're gonna BOP BOP BOP, BOP TO THE –"

"NO!" Old D shouted, "We are NOT going to bop to the top, we're going to move on before the Everlasting Cat claims me now. Munkustrap!"

Munkustrap blinked, coming out of his horror-filled trance, "Yes, absolutely, Father! Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer – this one's for you!"

"I dare Jerrie and Teazer to talk with posh English accents until you get bored of making them do it! Oh and can I have a hug from Jerrie? ;)- Mungo'sLittleTeazer"

"Oh, SCORE!" The two calico mates high-fived each other.

"First off," Mungo called to the sky, "'Ave an 'ug on me." He opened up his arms, "Roight, you're welcome."

"We learn 'eaps o' accents livin' in Victoria grove!" Rumpleteazer said eagerly, "An' posh is one of our specialities!"

"Absolutely, my dear." Mungojerrie grabbed her paw and kissed it, "And how are you, this evening?"

"Oh, I am simply splendid, my good fellow. You are looking rather handsome tonight."

"Oh, please," he waved his paw, "Stop it."

"Hey!" Jemima giggled, "Those are really good, you guys!"

"Why, thank you, sweet child." They replied in unison.

"Yeah," Admetus nodded, "That could get annoying..."

"Let's see how long you two last, then!" Munkustrap said with a smirk, "In the meantime, we have several truths from a LoveyDuck932..."

Apologies on the shortness. And if I've mistaken any lyrics from 'Bop to the Top', please forgive me because I haven't seen HSM in AGES xD I swear I will get all the other truth/dares in the next chapter and Revenge of Macavity will be updated soon!

Thanks to all the lovely reviewers and readers. You're great!