Fox McCloud - Male Smasher

Link - Male Smasher

"LINK, DO YOU HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH?!"

"WELL I MUST HAVE TOUCHED YOUR FACE 'COS THAT'S PLENTY DESTROYED!"

Bowser and Ganondorf stopped playing Go Fish and looked up to the ceiling as if they could see the argument from there.

"Sounds like it's coming from Fox's room," Ganondorf sighed.

"Do you wanna go up there and sort them out? It'll be fun," Bowser sniggered. Ganondorf did an evil grin in approval and went upstairs with Bowser and approached Fox's door.

While Fox and Link were arguing over each other, Bowser punched the door open. Ganondorf stopped it from slamming on them with his elbow.

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Bowser growled.

"Well I was practising my Spin Attack and kind of forgot how epic my power is," Link stated proudly. Almost to the point where it sounds egomanical.

"This sword-swinging prick destroyed my blueprints for building a new Landmaster! When me and Falco weren't in a battle or eating, we were working on this. FOR WEEKS!" Fox noisily complained.

"This seems to be the least of your worries, your room is a MESS," Ganondorf pointed out.

"I CAN SLEEP IN A DITCH, GANNON-DOUCHE!" Fox screamed. Ganondorf crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.

Master Hand floated upstairs and right through Fox's doorway while pushing the two villains out of the way. Master Hand pointed at both Fox and Link.

"Can you two not save your energy for the battles you have to take part in? You're lucky you're living in a million-dollar mansion with warriors who can teach you self-defense and upgrade your skills!" Master Hand scolded. Everyone else in the room were just silent.

"Don't look at me, Fox is the one getting all pissed and raising a baby fox one of his drawers," Link admitted. Fox gasped, Ganondorf and Bowser widened their eyes and Master Hand tilted itself in confusion.

Link walked towards the drawer but Fox used his Fox Illusion to rush in front of Link. Link scoffed and swung his sword to one of Fox's hips to push him out of the way. He then approached the drawer and opened it to reveal a cute little baby fox who was sleeping with his tail in front of his face.

Master Hand slowly hovered over to the fox and slightly picked it up with its index finger and thumb. The white hand turned to Fox, who was recovering from his hit.

"What is the meaning of this?!" boomed the giant hand. The fox looked quite unusual. It was a slate-grey fox with red and black accents. It had greenish eyes with red eyelids. It had red eyebrows. Its muzzle was short and tapered with two small fangs seen in the upper jaw when it opened its mouth. It had a ruff of black fur around its neck and 4 short limbs tipped with red. Its tail was short and bushy.

"It's a special kind of fox. It's called a Zorua, which I decided to name it. It crawled into this mansion a few days ago, but I'm the only one who noticed. I decided to look after it…" Fox explained.

Master Hand peered over the small, dark fox. The cute little thing was sleeping soundly.

"This creature looks way too delicate to live in a giant mansion full of battles," Master Hand said quietly.

"No, you're wrong. This guy can really fight. If we all judged people based on their looks and age, Ness wouldn't be here," Fox pointed out.

"True. I'll tell you what. You can keep the "Zorua" if you defeat Ganondorf and Bowser in a Team Battle, with Link as your teammate," Master Hand proposed.

"Leave me outta this, bro. I don't give a living crap about Fox's stupid baby," Link growled.

"But I bet you care about staying in this mansion instead of getting kicked out," Master Hand blackmailed.

Link sighed and stretched out his knuckles. "When is the battle?" he asked.

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Fox and Link were facing Bowser and Ganondorf on the Unova Pokemon League, normal mode. Although it was normal mode, it included items. The other Smashers were watching the battle on the interactive screen.

"Battle begin!"

Fox rushed towards Bowser, jumped and shot his gun at Bowser. He did damage, although it didn't show. While Link only cared about staying in the mansion, so he didn't hold back either. He ran up to Ganondorf and threw a boomerang, but Ganondorf blocked it and the boomerang just went straight back.

Fox growled and stared at Bowser, then sprinted towards the turtle-dragon with his Fox Illusion. He succeeded and attacked Bowser, but Bowser got back on his feet and breathed fire at Fox, increasing his damage percentage. While Link was swinging his sword at Ganondorf, Ganondorf was enduring all of it, then grabbed Link with his Flame Choke, grabbing the swordsman by the neck and blasting him away.

Link got up and pulled out his Hero's Bow, then shot Ganondorf. The dark villain groaned and held his left nipple, where he had just been shot, but of course the arrow soon disappeared. He charged towards the elf with a Wizard's Foot, but Link dodged and grabbed his former nemesis with his Clawshot. He slammed Ganondorf with the Clawshot, resulting in Ganondorf falling to the ground.

Bowser finally stopped breathing fire and spun towards Fox in his shell, but Fox jumped over. He then used his Fire Fox and soared towards the turtle dragon, but Bowser did a tremendous Smash Attack to the left, which ended up in Fox flying across the stage until he was literally hanging on at the end. Bowser ran until he was only a few feet away from Fox, then breathed fire up to his fingers until Fox may not be able to hang on any longer.

"Oh no…" Falco from behind the interactive screen said.

Zorua had waken up and he was crawling towards the room with the interactive screen. He saw another room and decided to go in it. It was the Pokeball and Master Ball room. There were Pokeballs and Master Balls with labels with different names on them. There was a spare, and Zorua walked up to it and touched it. The Pokeball opened and drove Zorua into it, then it closed.

"Fox!" Link screamed, before Ganondorf hit him with a Star Rod up close, and Link was launched to the end of the stage. Link barely reached Fox's hand, then pulled him up. Fox seemed too weak to even stand up, but Link still had some energy left to fight.

"Fox, forget about me. Fight. You can't leave the mansion…" Fox groaned. Link looked at him and had a guilty look on his face.

Bowser had picked up a Bob-omb that was delivered to the stage, and Ganondorf was still holding the Star Rod.

"Let's finish McC-lousy off then deal with Peter Pan's gay brother," Ganondorf said. Bowser and Ganondorf then targeted Fox, then Ganondorf fired a star while Bowser threw the Bob-omb. Fox cowered in fear while Link stepped in front of him and activated the usual blocking shield just in time.

"We're a team, we stick together," Link smiled at Fox. Fox gasped, then just grinned. A Pokeball appeared in the middle of the stage. Bowser and Ganondorf sprinted towards the Pokeball, but Link was sprinting towards it to. When all three of them approached it, Link backed them off with a Spin Attack, and he picked it up. He dropped it on the stage, and cute little Zorua appeared, just waking up.

"Huh?" Link said.

"How did Zorua get in there?" Fox curiously inquired. Suddenly, the Zorua began to glow blue. Fox widened his eyes and Link stepped back in fear, while the villain duo was gasped and everyone else put their faces up close to the interactive screen.

As Zorua glowed, it grew, until the glowing and growing stopped and it looked a bipedal, gray-brown, fox with crimson and black accents. It had a pointed snout and ears with red insides. It also had some red rimming its eyes and mouth. It had a large, red, voluminous mane with black tips, which somewhat resembled a ponytail, as a teal bangle down its length separated a mass of the mane from the lower portion. It had a black ruff on its upper body, pointed at the shoulders from which its arms extend. Its upper arms were thin, whereas its lower arms, while still slim, were bulkier. The arms had spiky extensions of fur at the elbows, and it had red claws on its hands and feet. Zoroark's eyes were red-rimmed with light blue irises.

"What the hell happened to Zorua?" Link shouted.

"That's not Zorua anymore, that's Zoroark!" Fox gasped.

Zoroark looked over at Bowser and Ganondorf. He rushed over to them and attacked them upwards, then Zoroark zoomed upwards and slashed them brutally with Fury Swipes. It then pounded Ganondorf and Bowser down the the ground, then they bounced back up, except they went off screen, excluding them from the fight. The winners were Fox and Link. The other Smashers start cheering and Zoroark teleported back to the mansion, along with Fox and Link, completely refreshed.

Fox hugged Zoroark. "You were the boss today, Zoroark!" Fox praised. Link smiled at the sweet moment and crossed his arms. Fox and Zoroark plodded over to the swordsman.

"Thanks for saving my ass," Fox thanked.

"Don't mention it, I need more time to beat you before you leave," Link replied.

Cute, huh? Sorry I've been away for so long, I had writer's block like you wouldn't believe.