A/N: I must apologize for posting this so late. Writer's block, y'know? Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to twilightteamjake, who *WOHOO* put me in her story and chose me as her contest winner. I even used her favorite word: whilst. Oh, and for fans of 'We Must Violate Some Law of Nature', this is the closure chapter. So for anyone who hasn't read my first story, some of this may seem random. Just go read it. Seriously. Go. WAIT! Read this, and then read that. Or not. This will ruin that's ending so that must be read before this.
I think.
Enjoy everybody!
-leslie
Jacob POV
I was so excited.
Emmet and Embry were coming to visit!
Unfortunately, so was Rosalie, a.k.a. little miss 'Sunshine on a Cloudy Day'. Not.
I still can't believe Emmet paid for Embry to come up. Em has been telling me about Embry's whole depression thing for a while now, and the other day calling him only convinced me that Emmet wasn't exaggerating. Poor guy.
It amazes me how generous the Cullens are. I mean, I know they're rich and all, but seriously? They're just handing out money.
For example, Alice and Esme collaborated to get Nessie and I our own little cottage up here in Alaska. Well, maybe not little.
It's one-story, and only two bedrooms, but it also has a chef's kitchen, a monster electronics system, and an indoor pool in an outer building. The place suits us. Small enough to maintain, but big enough to entertain, that's our motto.
Unfortunately, one room is underused: the bedroom. We are waiting until Nessie's sophomore year to get hitched. She needs to get everything balanced and then when she's got it all down, we can get more… intimate.
But still. Alice was the mastermind behind our entire life. She got all the plane tickets, got me a job up here working at a construction company, found our house and decked it out, and pretty much handled absolutely everything. Not to mention the clothes.
And man oh man were there clothes. We had the stock of an entire mall in our closet. Organized by category, color, and then number. Yes, she numbered them all. There was even a diagram that went with the numbers; it was a map of our closet that showed what number clothes were where. Color coated, complete with footnotes. I had to admit, that pixie was a freaking miracle worker.
Although, I still hadn't forgiven her for teasing me when I was trying t figure out how to get my girl back. That was just cruel.
It did all work out nicely. One earth-shattering kiss and a long flight of explanations and apologies later, we were good as new. Except my head, which hurt like hell.
Being Nessie, she understood everything and forgave me quicker than she probably should have. Everything sort of fell into place after that. As lit turns out, she was ready for more after our separation, more willing to accept it all as it was. We were burning and I could only hope there wasn't a fire crew ready to put out the flames.
Tanya was the only problem. Who knew anyone could possibly be more annoying than Rosie dearest?
Back to Embry.
I glanced at the clock. Four thirty. WAKE UP CALL BUDDY!
I'd been up half the night waiting for the time to come I could harass him and make him get up so he wouldn't be late.
"HOOOOOOOOOOTCRAAAAAAAAAAAZYGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!" I chose something random to disorient him.
"Eiwhhhhhnoiwenvaoemntawioehtaib…" Was the only reply I got. He was half asleep and guess what- disoriented. SCORE!
"WAKE UP YOU MONKEY-HOBO IN SPACE!"
"Fuck you man. Fuck Alaska. I'm going back to sleep."
"Alright, but Nessie got all prettied up in whipped cream for me last night and she sleeps in till nine, so if you get up now you might get here in time…"
I laughed as I heard him jump out of bed and start rummaging through his drawers.
"JAKE WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME LIKE THIS?" he shouted. I must be on speaker phone.
"You didn't pack?"
I could hear his hesitation. "Pffft. Why do you say that? I TOTALLY packed okay? Just keep the Nessie-Sundae cold, and I'll be up there in a jiff."
"I didn't say there was any ice cream involved."
"Then involve it dammit!"
Laughing I glanced at Ness across the table and signaled her to go. She nearly ruined it by cracking up, but held her part pretty well, actually sounding sleepy in the beginning. "Uh… Jake baby, come here. I think I accidentally spilt caramel sauce ALL… OVER… MY… BODY."
Embry's voice was flat. "Ok, so I knew you were kidding, but seriously dude, how do you impersonate her like that? I wouldn't have known it wasn't her if you'd chosen more innocent words. Not that ALL… OVER… MY… BODY… crap."
"That actually was her."
"Hi Embry!" Nessie called whilst giggling.
"Uh… urm… eh… gotta go… see you… in a bit? 'K bye!"
The phone made that loud beep it makes when you get hung up on. I love screwing with that kid. But I love the fact that Nessie actually participates even more. Emmet had done well teaching her the ways of the maniacal. I never would have guessed she was so… devious. After all, it was her idea.
A/N: So there's your closure for 'We Must Violate Some Law of Nature'. I liked this chapter. Seeing Nessie and Jake happy, and then seeing Nessie go all crazy and not-Nessie-like. It was fun.
Seeya next chapter!
