"You have to think anyways, so why not think big?"

For those how are confused, Itch is the nickname that Elise gave Itachi. Say it like Itchy. P


Chapter Two: Some Odd Introductions


Kakashi Pov

I'm not too sure that Ryuu would be is a good fit for being a Sensei. It's not that his too unqualified to be a Sensei, his more than qualified. He's an extremely capable Ninja. It's just his personality.

I'm concerned that he would be, I don't know, a little too easygoing. I mean, I'm easygoing, but I have my limits. I'm not like Guy...Poor kids...

I just don't know if I talk with Lord Hokage about this, It's not my place to say. But Ryuu will be looking after children during life and death situations! Lord Third is starting to talk.

"Ryuu, attention" Lord Third asked trying to attention.

"Hmm?" He answers picking at his ear. Clearly disinterested.

"You will be the Sensei on Team Twelve, I expect fine work."

"Fine, old man," Ryuu replied, looking to the side.

"You team consists of Hikaru and Kaoru Aijin, and also Elise Uchiha." Lord Third announced.

"Alright, Everyone except Ryuu and Kakashi is dismissed," Lord said with authority in in his voice. After he said that, everyone went off

"Kakashi, Ryuu, you two are to have your teams do the bell test together, but have the test separate, you may leave Ryuu." Lord Third told the both of use. Ryuu then walked out of the sticking his thumb, pointer, and index finger up as he waved bye to the both of us.

"Smell ya later, Kakashi, old man." He said as he walked out of the room. I then looked back at the Third.

"Lord Third, are you sure it would be a good idea of having Ryuu as a Sensei? I know I'm speaking out of line, but I've known Ryuu since he was nine years old." I was going to speak more but he interrupted me.

"Kakashi, why do you think I told you two to have the bell test together? You can see if his ready, okay? If not, maybe he can realize this is is not a game. And you're not speaking out of line, he'll be teaching two thirteen-year-olds and an eleven-year-old. It's your job to care about their lives too." He said with a small smile.

"Yeah but..."

"Yeah, Kakashi?" He said with a head tilt.

"I wanted Elise to be on my team..." I said whining a little. Because of that comment, he gave me a big laugh. After his laugh, he asked back,

"Because you and Guy found her in the woods when she was two, right?" He asked with a bit of humor in his voice. "Anyways, you should take your leave." He said a little bit more seriously. So with a head nod, I walked away with my hands with my pockets.

As I walked out of the building, I was surprised by someone hanging upside down in the doorway.

"Hey, Ka-Ka-She, what the old man say?" After he said that, he then flipped to his feet and walked with me.

"Nothing special," I answer, walking the opposing way of the Academy.

"Yo Kakashi, the Academy's that way. " He said getting in front of me and pointing the opposite way.

"I know," I said walking around him. Surprising him a little. "If you're so worried, why don't you go to the Academy without me?" I asked, turning to him a little bit.

"I thought that since we're doing the bell test together, we could do our introductions as a together." He said, putting his hands behind his head.

"Sure, we can do that... It would make sense to do that. But I don't feel like meeting them now...maybe later." I said with boredom in my voice as I take out my book to read and just start walking.

"Oh, ho ho! I like you Kakashi! So... where are we going to go?! I got an idea! Maybe we can-," I then caught him off before he could say anything else. But knowing him, it's probably to do with the hot spring...

"I got an idea, maybe you can shut up while I read..." I said, knowing that my annoyance was lacing into my voice. As I kept on reading.


Elise Pov

"Naruto! Just sit down!" Sakura backed, glaring at my blue eyed best friend, who was peeking out the door of the classroom for the millionth time today.

"I don't want to! How come us and Elise's team are the only teams who haven't met their sensei! Even Iruka-Sensei left! I'm ready to go, I'm ready to roll! Believe it"! Naruto said, glaring out the door.

I just sigh at their bicker and lean on my hand. And suddenly, the Lovey Twins actually floated up to me with drool coming out of his mouths. "We're fine with waiting!" Hikaru said with hearts in his eyes, "We love seeing our beautiful gazelle leaping out in the wild." Kaoru said, grabbing my hand. We then heard laughing coming from inside of the wall but it instantly stopped...The hell...

"Ugh, can you guys?" I said to the boys while I tried to remove Kaoru hand from trying to reach my chest, "Stop being a pervert Kaoru! And Naruto, our Senseis are probably just busy..."I said blushing.

These guys won't shut up! Hikaru and Kaoru are always being idiots, like always; Naruto and Sakura won't shut up! Sasuke's fine... But it's been hours! My tolerance I've had is just slipping away...

If our senseis were assigned to our teams, what else would they be doing, my sweet Elise?" Kaoru asked with his head tilted.

Well, if I know who were on my team... I'd be running like the end of the world is coming..." I said, causing the boys to laugh. "You're so right my beautiful rose!" The boys said at the same time...

KILL ME PLEASE.

"I got it!" Naruto's voice piped up, he ran over to the chalkboard to grab an eraser then ran over the doorway; placed the eraser in the crack of it. Making a trap for the next person who'll walk into the room.

"Naruto! What are you doing?! You shouldn't do things like!" Sakura scolded him like she was his mom... wait, umm, no! I didn't mean that!

"No way a Jounin; a skilled shinobi, would never fall for a trick like that..." Sasuke said with his hands crossed at this chin... But of course, Sakura, Hikaru, and Karou looked at him as if he solved the biggest puzzle ever... Or the mystery of the universe...

I then shook my head, "Idiots" I mumbled. "What beautiful Elise?" I look up to see Kaoru up in my face. Of course... he scares me... "AHH!"

-THUD-

Of course... I fall backward causing me to hit my head on the desk behind me... Looks like I'M the idiot...

As I was rubbing my head, the Lovey Twins were frantically apologizing and trying to pick me up off the ground, of course, I was going to tell them to go away because they were on top of me! I swear... they're weirdos...

"N-no! Get away from me!" I said blushing and studdering. What? They're boys and they're ON ME. Don't like it. The boys only lifted up an eyebrow and just look at each other and just shrugged their shoulders.

I hear... grumbling... I began to look around to find the source of this grumbling sound...

Sasuke

"Sasuke," I said, he then looked at me, raising a fine black eyebrow.

"Whatcha grumbling at?" Of course, he just turns and starts to glare at the floor... Oh... I get it...

"So you're mad that Hikaru and Karou were on top of me! But don't you blame the floor...Ummm... Blame Karou! He's the one that was in my face!" I said with a teasing smile.

He was about to say something back but then the door opened, and when I look up, I saw that a silver-haired man fall victim to Naruto's eraser trap or 'punishment'... whatever... He had a mask covering most of his face, and his Leaf Headband was slanted, covering one eye.

With a sigh, he picked up the eraser... "Thanks, Naruto, he thinks we're idiots..."

"HA! Ka-Ka-SHE did you REALLY fall for a simple prank! I've made worse!" We then watch as a man with black hair and blue pulpless eyes follow Kakashe?... Into the room. But Kakashe ignored the raven haired man.

"Heh... So my first impression of you... You're all idiots..." Sasuke and Sakura looked directly at the floor, embarrassed at the first impression they have just made. But I will not stand for such... Ignorant...

So I then, being the OH SO NORMAL PERSON I AM, stood up to give him a piece of my mind.

"Hey! You're the one who fell for the prank! About abut you stop being a hypocrite umm... Cyclops! Yeah, Cyclops!" I said pointing straight at him... Man, I need to calm down...

Everyone seemed shocked, except silver haired man, seemed more than shocked, but the other man seemed satisfied. "Umm... Sorry for that..." I then sat down in my seat. "Ha! Did you hear that Kakashi! She made fun of your name like I do! Girly, you're on Team Twelve, right?" I looked back at him and nodded. The twins then pushed me back and lifted a hand, showing their gloves, "We are too!" Ryuu was about to answer back but Kakashi interrupted him.

"Now let's go..." We all walked out the room and when up to the rooftop.


Kakashi and Ryuu led us to a balcony area that had an overview of the village. The balcony was the color light gray concrete, which was covered with white tiles. I tried to sit with Naruto on the left of him but the twin quickly sat on either side of me, and may I add, VERY close. Sasuke sat in the middle, leaning his elbows and crossing his hands under his chin. And Sakura, bless her little fangirl heart, sat right next to Sasuke on his right...

Kakashi-Sensei leaned against the metal railing and crossed his arms; my sensei just jumped on top of the metal railing and squatted down and starts picking his nose... How is it not... breaking?... Wait a minute... why are we with Squad Seven? Are we not suppose to be together? The other teams weren't. I'll ask them.

"Umm, why are we doing introductions together? The other squads aren't..." I asked calmly. Everyone seemed shocked about me asking this question... Was I not supposed to not ask?

The silver haired man just smiled at me from under his mask, " We'll tell you all after we do the introductions." I nodded my head.

"Let's see... why don't you introduce yourselves?" Kakashi Sensei asked calmly and smoothly.

"Introduce ourselves? What should we say?"

" Well, you know... Basic things... Your likes, things you hate, hobbies, dreams for the future... Stuff like that... Let's start with Squad Seven, is that fine Ryuu?" He turns to the side to find that Ryuu was picking his nose...

He looks back at Kakashi-Sensei, STILL picking his nose."... Hm?" Kakashi-Sensei just sighs... "I'll take that as a yes..."

"Hey hey! Why don't you introduce yourself first, sensei? Naruto suggested. I think they forgot we're here... "Yeah, you are a mystery to us after all," Sakura said in her typical annoying voice.

"Who me?" He said pointing at himself. He then lowers his arm and crosses his arms across his chest. "Well... I'm Kakashi Hatake. My likes? Hmm, don't have any. Things I hate, none of those either."

Naruto and Sakura looked confused as they shout in unison "Huh!?"

"As for my dreams... I haven't thought about those... and, I have a few hobbies..."

Everyone just drops sweat while I try to suffocate my giggles... He then points at Naruto. "You, the blondie. Go next."

Naruto grabbed his ninja headband, and started to move it up and down.

"Sure! My name's Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, especially when Iruka -Sensei treats me! I like to taste ramen and compare then too! I hate the three minutes I have to wait after I put in the hot water!... And my hobbies are... uhh... I guess pranks."

Que the face palm! I facepalmed and Kakashi-Sensei seemed completely unmoved. But I smile at Naruto.

My dream... Is to become the greatest Hokage! So I can finally earn respect!" He continued with that energy he has.

I grinned. "Of course you'll become Hokage Naruto! Hard work beat talent!" I tell him with a grin.

"Okay... Next," He said, looking at the pinklet.

I'm Sakura Haruno! I like... well, the person I like is..." She glances at Sasuke; I just roll my eyes. "And my hobbies is... well, my dream is to..." She the put her hands and squeals... of course I facepalm. Kakashi again seems completely unfazed.

"Ok, and what are the things you hate?"

Sakura didn't need time to answer that question.

"Naruto and Elise!" HA! Why me!? Of course, I crack up laughing as Naruto started to break down. Sakura was to busy giggle and looking at Sasuke.

"Did ya hear the Sasuke-'Kun'? Sakura said that her hobbies are you! Now... Let's think about it for a minute!" Sasuke didn't move but he did start to show a small blush though. Hehe.

"Oh..." I stood up cleared my throat for my next part... "But SASUKE-KUN I just love you SO MUCH I-I-I SASUKE-KUN please don't b-b-b-b-b-be evil SASUKE-KUN stop it SASUKE-KUN love me please SASUKE-KUN... also fuck you Naruto..." I clear my throat again and sit back down. "That was my impression on Sakura... What did you all think?"

This caused Naruto to defend Sakura, Sasuke to hold Sakura down from punching me, and the Lovey Twins to laugh and praised me...


Kakashi Pov

So it seems girls these days care more about boys than training to be a ninja. How frustrating. How could I teach her ninjutsu if was more interested in love? The blondie, Naruto, he has sure grown up in a... interesting way... He'll sure be interesting one day... It surprising how Elise acts for having the third highest score in the Academy's history. Itachi and Sensei always were so... calm and patient, she seems so sarcastic and impulsive... I looked over at Ryuu to see him acting like an ape... I think I'll do the rest myself.

"I think that's enough, Elise, Sakura. Next?", I said looking down at one of the last of the Uchiha clan.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha... There are many things that I hate... and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, as I will mine it into a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and destroy a certain someone." Silence, there was tension in the air. I looked at Naruto, Hikaru, and Kaoru. They, of course, thought Sasuke was talking about killing him.

On the other hand, I thought Sakura would say something about how 'cool' he is, but she didn't. Elise was in deep thought.