A/N Hi. Umm…this is awkward…XD Sorry for the nonexistent updates guys…UNTIL NOW! -Awesome music plays- Anywho. I'm answering a question from "Hannah Montana", no matter how much I dislike the bottle blonde and her stupid alter-ego…-grumble grumble-. But I like the actual reviewer, rather than her pen-name HEY -insert reviewers name here- HOW'S IT GOING GIRRRLLL? Anyway, I assure you neither of these stories are finished, and I'm a quarter of the way done with the next In Their Eyes chapter. Big, BIG plans ahead. And, if you're wondering why the review prior to this one is no being answered, it is for good reason, which I will try to fix…just don't ask. Without further ado, here's Draco from AVPM/AVPS! Disclaimer, Chapter 1.
Draco, how does it feel to be a blonde like me? Who is clearly not wearing a wig! -Hannah Montana
Draco: See, Daddy, I told I was the most popular boy in school! Besides the fact that even Harry Potter likes me, some tone-deaf muggle girl is asking me a question! And this muggle right here -points to me- even discussed her desire to go to Pigfarts!
Me: Yes, Draco, that's all very lovely, but we're on a bit of a time crunch here so -makes circling hand motions- let's wrap it up, shall we?
Draco: Oh, have to use the potty, do you? Yes, yes, I must be getting along there as well, I cannot blame your hurriedness -nods in understanding-. As to being a blonde. Well, it is a most dignified color, wouldn't you agree? Especially to have upon your head. And when it comes to people with hair such as us, what glorious locks they are! So blonde they could be white, everyone accusing us of wearing a wig or dying our follicles to such a desirable color. No, no, we say, this is our natural hair, you are permitted to bask in it's magnificence, but please do not dirty it's beauty…I remember the day I proclaimed to my Charms class, the marvelous power my hair had…they all laughed with me in celebration, just as they did the day I learned to use the potty! Don't you just love the legitimacy of our brilliant, blond, roots?
Hanna Montana: Yes…of…of course, ya'll…
Draco: -eyes shining- Do they envy your hair as well?
Hanna Montana: Well darlin', I wouldn't say envy. They do compare me to Dolly Parton a lot….
Draco: You mean there's another natural perfect blonde?
Hanna Montana: …..How 'bout a song? You get the beesssttt of both worlds, chillin' out take it slow, then you rock out the show-
Entire Cast: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ron: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE SAME HAIR AS DOBY'S SON?
Hermione: Ron, don't be mean to him he's just a harmless little elf!
Harry: -coughNIGHTTROLLcough-
Me: -whistle- SHUT UP! THAT'S RIGHT, BACKSTAGE FOR ALL OF YOU! Not you Malfoy -drags him by shirt collar- Now. Hanna, I'm afraid an apology will not be issued, as you brought that on yourself. Singing in public, honestly. Please continue, Draco.
Draco: Yes, err, well, my hair is hereditary, I received it from my Pa-pa.
Lucius: How many times to I have to tell you that I am not your father! It's Doby you ridiculous little-
Me: Now Lucius, he's just in denial! Have patience!
Lucius: You sound like my mother…
Me: GOOD! Hanna, although Draco's hair is hereditary, it is the same as his mother's, not his father. He does have a few of Doby's traits, such as his height and his irrational potty fear, but his hair is quite human, not elfish. Does that answer your question?
Hanna: Yessirree, hun, it does!
Me: Well, than, that's all! Thanks for the question, my violin-playing orchestra buddy! Love yah guys! Bye!
Draco: Byyyyeee!
Me: BBBBYYYYYEEEEEEE! HA! Beat you.
A/N Didja like? Didja? Well, let me know! I worked hard to find some nice, big vocabulary words…oh, who am I kidding? I'm no genius, but ELA was always my best subject XD Anyway, thanks for the reviews! You guys rock! I hope you like "Hanna" (who is actually an awesome girl, unlike her penname). Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Seussical forever!
Quote of the Day
Skinny Friends: Yeah, I'm definitely fat, I need to lose wait-
Me: SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT FAT! DON'T SAY THAT! IF YOU'RE FAT, THEN I'M -thinks for a second- FAT ALBERT!
Friends: -crack up-
Me: -grumbling- I knew I should've gone with "whale"…
