Alright I'm sorry if the hilarity goes down a bit. I'm just running out of jokes. If this story starts to get serious that's why.
A mission
Lucio, and Spy stood around a giant hole in the ground. "So, what do you think this is about" asked Lucio. Spy shrugged, and started to smoke a cigar. Suddenly a giant King Kong made of potatoes.
It beat its chest, and threw a bomb made of exploding hashbrowns at them. Spy cloaked, and Lucio sped away. They hid behind a fire hydrant. "How are we supposed to kill that" complained Spy.
"Maybe you could backstab it" suggested Lucio. Spy thought for a minute.
"Not a bad idea but I'll need a distraction. Take this and use the Godzilla made of macaroni and cheese disguise" said Spy. Handing Lucio his disguise kit, and cloaking. Lucio looked at the disguise kit. He pressed a button and became a Godzilla made of mac, and cheese.
"Hey ya Macaroni monster" said king potato. Lucio macaroni used his plasma mac breath to fry King Kong into a hash brown. Suddenly the King Kong blew into a thousand pieces. The two heroes were transported back to the estate in an ocean of French fries.
Hanzo was sitting in a chair in front of their landing. "I had no idea someone could like French fries so much" said Hanzo walking away.
Lucio coughed up a macaroni noodle, and fell backwards. Spy got up, and dusted himself off. "I still feel like a noodle" said Lucio.
Spy laughed. "Well the first time I turned into Heavy. I spoke Russian for a week. You get used to it". He snatched his disguise kit back from Lucio.
Spy grabbed a handful of French fries, and walked away.
Later
Ganymede, and Archimedes sat at a tiny bird bar taking shots of tiny bird beer. "Tweet, tweet, tweet" said Ganymede. You would not believe the day I've had.
"Coo, coo" said Archimedes. I bet you've never been stuck inside of a new Yorkers chest cavity. Ganymede ruffled his feathers.
"Tweet, tweet" said Ganymede. Yeah well, I've seen things. Dark terrible things. The robot I hang out with murders so many people. Archimedes got an idea.
"Coo" he said. Wanna trade? Ganymede thought for a second.
"Tweet" said Ganymede. Sure, your German can't be scarier than Bastion. The two birds flew off in opposite directions. Ganymede got into Medic's operating room. While Archimedes flew into Bastion's garage.
"Beep, boop" said Bastion. You're not Ganymede. Why are you covered in blood? Bastion got out of turret configuration. Bastion shrugged. "Beep" said Bastion. Eh who cares let's go kill stuff. Archimedes perched on Bastion's shoulder as they prepared to leave.
Reaper appeared in the room. "Did somebody say. Kill stuff" he said.
Bastion was confused. "Beep, beep" asked Bastion. Where's your edgefriend?
Reaper shrugged. He understood Bastion because he used to talk to a microwave. "He's working on the super secret plan. You wanna help"? Asked Reaper. Bastion nodded. The two of them walked off.
Ganymede arrived in Medic's operating room. He was working on adding the snake head to a frog body. "After my failed Snake, corgi plan. I think a snake frog will work much better" said Medic. Ganymede shook his feathers. Where did Medic get a corgi from?
Medic sewed the snake head to the frog. "Vinston. I require your services" shouted Medic.
Winston poked his head through the door. "What kind of mad science are you up to this time" said Winston. Medic picked up the frog snake.
"This is Zachary" said Medic showing Winston. The not yet alive snake frog. "Shock him".
Winston rolled his eyes. "If this comes to life and destroys us all I'm going to say I told you so" said Winston. Winston charged his tesla cannon and shocked the life into Zachary. The frog snake came to life.
"Smooth" said Zachary. For some reason he sounded like Snoop Dog. Medic dropped Zachary onto the floor.
"Haha. It's alive. IT'S ALIVE" shouted Medic crazily. Winston shook his head disappointedly walking away. Ganymede tweeted. Medic was a little scary. Ganymede fluttered down to Medic's shoulder.
"Archimedes. Vhy are you so clean. And green" said Medic confused at this bird that was following him around. "Come on Zachary. Let's go unleash hell" said Medic.
Pagoda
Genji sat reading a manga. Ash walked up behind him. "What are you looking at" she asked? Genji closed the manga, and threw it into the pond in front of the pagoda. "Why were you reading a comic book" she asked?
Genji was triggered by Ashe's lack of anime knowledge. "It was manga, not a comic book. How dare you insult anime. I am the king of anime" said Genji. Ashe held up her hands in a surrendering fashion.
"Geez sorry I don't know much about those silly cartoons" said Ash. Genji got even madder.
"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE" shouted Genji. Pulling out his dragonblade. "Run" said Genji. Ash retreated. They ran all over the estate. Somehow, they ran into a Mcdonalds. Junkrat was trying to order something from the drive through. But apparently Rip tires aren't considered motor vehicles.
Ash ran into a dark room. Androxus, Reaper, Bastion, and Archimedes were standing around a table. Androxus looked up. "What are you doing here" said Androxus.
"I'm hiding from Genji. I pissed him off, because I accidentally made fun of anime" said Ash. Reaper shook his head.
"Oh boy. You really stepped in it. Nobody makes fun of anime in front of Genji. One-time Mercy asked what Sailor Moon was, and they almost broke up" said Reaper. "Don't worry I know how to calm him down". Genji sliced through the door.
"Where is the non-believer" demanded Genji. Reaper stepped forwards.
"Naruto" was all Reaper said. Genji calmed down.
"Thank you for calming the dragon. I am sorry for almost killing you Ash" said Genji. Reaper got an idea.
"Do you two want to help out with a special surprise" asked Reaper? Ash, and Genji nodded.
